
After a lousy night’s sleep, there is nothing better than a big cup of joe. It is always appreciated when the machine is ready to go and delivers that steaming cure for the firetruck siren in my head from caffeine withdrawal. The first sip turns the siren off. As we know, the second sip is accompanied by the sound of the doorbell’s Westminster chimes. This annoying intrusion is then followed by the “Bark them to St Louis” reaction of Twiggy and Tempeste.
The quiet is stunning. There are no chimes or baying of Igor’s hounds. Checked the security monitor in case something was missed, but there was nothing. After turning on the infrared laser and painting the porch area, the image of a visitor appears. It is Casper the friendly ghost. The security shutdown process is begun out of curiosity.
The B-2 bomber squadron and the F-35 escort must be called off. One call does it. The tank corps and gunboats are told to stand by. The Apache helicopters are rerouted. The electric shock fence is turned off. The drawbridge over the quicksand is lowered. The robot attack dogs returned to their charging station. The laser-guided machine guns on the roof are set to caution. The nest filled with rattlesnakes put away. The bucket filled with 1000 marbles is locked down. The tear gas canisters shut off. The electrified welcome mat set to off. The fall-away sidewalk into the pit filled with spikes is locked. The hornet’s nest closed. The water cannons are set to safety. Bear traps are set to off. Peregrine Falcons perched on the roof above front door fed. The vat of boiling oil set to warm. Monty Python’s Harmless Little Rabbit’s cage is closed. The front door is opened.
Casper is standing in the glow of the laser, a clipboard and an envelope hovering near him. Taking both and returning the signed clipboard with a fiver, a tip comes to mind. “When we seek to discover the best in others, we somehow bring out the best in ourselves.” — William Arthur Ward. It is given to Csper, and he leaves.
Inside the envelope is a message from Linda Hill. It reads:
Your Friday prompt for Stream of Consciousness Saturday is “sleep.” Use it any way you’d like. Enjoy!
To see what others have done with the prompts, visit Linda’s post. Here is the link.
https://lindaghill.com/2026/08/28/the-friday-reminder-and-prompt-for-socs-august-29-2026/
Sleep by John W. Howell ©2026
“Man, I had a bad night’s sleep last night.”
“What’s the problem?”
“Oh, I don’t know. I kept thinking about our Uber ride today.”
“What about the ride?”
“I’m worried you won’t like it.”
“Since when does that even count?”
“You know I want you to enjoy your ride to the pub.”
“And yet I usually arrive needing a shower and an electroshock treatment.”
“Aw, it’s not that bad.”
“I’ve been in a neck brace all week from falling out of that 10-story car.”
“This week will be different. Look over there.”

“I must say this is an improvement. I think it’s a 2015 Dodge Challenger R/T Scat Pack, 6.4-liter (392) HEMI V8, in Sublime Green.”
“Well, you would know.”
“What’s the catch?”
“Aw, come on.”
“There is always a catch.”
“There’s only a driver’s seat.”
“So we sit on the floor?”
“Cushions, actually.”
“Doesn’t sound too bad.”
“I’m worried about you getting out.”
“Why’s that?”
“*Cough.* You are no spring chicken.”
“You worry about you. Ouch.”
“What was that?”
“I think I broke a fibula.”
“What?”
“Just kidding. Let’s go.”


























































