Thursday – A Little Personal

I thought I would give you a view of the early morning hours at the beach on a holiday. The focus will be how people reserve their spots.

This first one made me laugh out loud. I’m sure the grocery cart will be there forever.

Shopping cart

This next one the people dropped a bunch of chairs and put some American flags around. Lotta faith some bohunk in a pickup doesn’t just roll right in.

Beach

Stakes in the ground with a colored rope works too.

Beach

So does a bunch of chairs.

Beach

Maybe a collection of pop-up frames will work well

Beach

For real staying power you need heavy duty hardware and a few cones

Beach

These folks blocked off about a hundred feet of beachfront.  guess they felt they deserved the space. Who can argue with them.

 

 

Wednesday – Story Day – AKA Hump Day

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Wednesday Story Day time again. Last week we went through a series of emotions as we witnessed Ben trying to choke the life out of Mrs. Worthe and seeming to enjoy it. It just so happened that Father Lightfoot (Raymond) came by to save Mrs. Worthe, Father Lightfoot then made Ben and Mrs worth shake hands. Most readers thought this was very strange behavior on the part of Father Lightfoot. I believe we need to get back there to see if the Father has lost his marbles or what?
“Father Lightfoot you surprised me.”
“Ben, Ben, Ben. What were you trying to do to Trudy?”
“Well, I wanted to kill her. I think I would have had you not come by.”
“And that would have solved what Ben?”
“I know. Nothing.”
“That’s right. Nothing, and then you would go to prison and I would be without any evidence of the Worthe’s crimes.”
“I’m sorry Father. I wasn’t thinking of your case.”
“I know son. It’s okay. Tell me have you found out anything?”
“Anything? I just got here. I haven’t been privy to any information.”
“I know it hasn’t been long, but I thought you would have heard something.’
“No. Not yet I haven’t.”
“Well, we are getting intel that Trudy and her husband have been moving money off-shore.”
“ Now, How would I ever get wind of something like that. Especially holed up in this room.”
“I think you’re going to need to make an effort to get closer to Trudy.”
“What do you mean closer?“
“I believe she likes you deep down. I think you could make nice with her. You know, take her to lunch or shopping or something.”
“You must be kidding. She hates me.”
“I don’t think so. Anyway what do you have to lose?”
“I tried to kill her. She isn’t going to come near me.”
“I’m saying you have to make the first move. Who knows maybe it will be fun.”
“Sure. I can see me having fun with Trudy Wolfe. Also there’s Alexis. What is she going to think?”
“Ben. Take Alexis with you. She will make a great beard.”
“Beard? What are you talking about?”
“Never mind. Just know that you have the power to get info but you’ll have to try. That’s all I’m saying. Just try. I have to go. Remember, just try.”

Tuesday – Anything Possible – Creative Kue #84 by Keith Channing

Since I love prompts I have been running Keith Channing’s Kreative Kue for over a year. Here is how he describes the process in his words. “Using this photo (below) as inspiration, write a short story, flash fiction, scene, poem; anything, really; and either put it (or a link to it) in a comment or email it to me at keithkreates@channing.fr before 6pm next Sunday (if you aren’t sure what the time is where I live, this link will tell you). If you post it on your own blog or site, a link to this page would be appreciated, but please do also mention it in a comment here – for reasons I have yet to fathom, pingbacks don’t seem to be working.

Go on. You know you want to. Let your creativity and imagination soar. I shall display the entries, with links to your own blog or web site, next Monday.”

Here is the photo.

Kreative Kue #84

Just Us by John W. Howell © 2016

“Okay, you men. I’m going to have to ask you to stop right there.”

“Huh. You talking to us lady?”

“Yes. I’m talking to you. What are you doing here?”

“Not that it’s any of your business we are on maneuvers.”

“Maneuvers? What kind of maneuvers?”

“You’re kidding, right? You don’t recognize these uniforms?”

“You could be a gang of escaped convicts for all I know.”

“Oh come on. We are with the army.”

“Whose army.”

“For heaven’s sake our army.”

“I don[t know about you but the term ‘our army’ doesn’t tell me much. You are on private land. You know that don’t you?”

“Well, ma’am we don’t have much time to sit here discussing the fine points of property ownership. We need to proceed down this road now.”

“Not going to happen.”

“W-what? Who’s going to stop us?”

“Just us.”

“You and those two mutts?”

“Did you hear what he called you Trevor and Eos. The man has no manners. In answer to your question sir. Yes. Trevor, Eos and I will not let you pass.”

“Okay, ma’am have it your way. ATTENTION TROOP. WE WILL PROCEED DOWN THIS ROAD. IF ANY CIVILIANS GET IN THE WAY, ARREST THEM INCLUDING ANY OF THEIR PETS.”

“You need to keep your voice down. My husband is taking a nap.”

“For the last time. I am ordering you to let us pass.”

“I don’t report to you, so your order means nothing to me.”

“You are putting me in an awkward position. Do you know that ma’am?”

“This road leads right by our house. You and your noisy men will wake my husband, and he needs his rest. He’s a writer and works very hard.”

“What if we are quiet?”

“How is that possible?”

“We have a stealth mode. Please?”

“Well, now that you have asked nicely I see no reason not to let you go down the road now.”

“I’ll pass the word for stealth.”

“Have a nice day. By the way what planet are you from?”

“Earth ma’am.”

“Ah. No wonder you were so pushy. We have seen Earthlings before, and they are always in a hurry. My advice is to slow down and smell the Stitpots.”

“Stitpots?”

“Yes, it’s the national flower of Quarro.

“Quarro?”

“Don’t worry. You’ll figure out your wrong turn in no time. Have a nice day.”

 

 

 

Views of the Neighborhood

Today’s view of the neighborhood is multiple pictures of an amazing place we have in Port Aransas. The place is Winton’s Island Candies. Here is the view from the parking lot.

Winton Island Candies

The front window on the right gives you a hint as to the unique nature of the shop.

Wintons

Yes, that’s right. It says Live rattlesnake. So let’s go inside.

Wintons

This photo is the front counter where you get a bag and try to stop yourself from filling it with all the delicious candy. Above the counter is an array of signs. Most are pictures of presidents past and future. Note the price of candy by the bag. Eight bucks. Best be careful with the heavy ones.

Wintons

The next is a shot of the model A Ford truck with Tuna in the background.

Wintons

Then we have some shots of the candy around the shop.

Wintons
Old fashioned candy
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More Candy
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Candy you used to get as a kid
Wintons
Still more candy

And special displays and pictures.

Wintons
A favorite of the owner

Where is that rattlesnake advertised on the window?

Wintons
Nope not a Rattlesnake but a turtle

We demand the Rattlesnake!!!!

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There he is.

A lot of other fun stuff to see.

Wintons

Yes the red sign says Rattlesnake

A Lot of fun things to do.

Wintons
Joe

Don’t forget there is more candy.

Wintons

Y’all come back again.

Wintons

 

 

 

 

 

Stream of Consciousness Saturday – Prompt “Long”

 

 

Stream Of Consciousness Saturday

It is Stream of Consciousness Saturday time again and this week’s prompt is “Long.” Linda Hill says we can use the word “long’ with any definition. Makes you wonder how many there are. If you want to join in go to her link. https://lindaghill.com/2016/07/01/the-friday-reminder-and-prompt-for-socs-july-216/

Here is my interpretation.

Long by John W. Howell

“So how long has it been?”

“How long? Hmmm, let me think.”

“It can’t be that hard.”

“Well, there was that long period where we weren’t talking.”

“Okay, it wasn’t that long.”

“Then there was the time you had that long beard.”

“Come on. When it got a couple of inches long, I cut it off.”

“And the time you and Susie went to the store for a long time.”

“I explained that it was long cause we ran out of gas.”

“Uh huh. Then that long letter from nosey Mrs. Brigget wondering if our marriage was okay.”

“She stuck her long nose in something that was none of her business.”

“Then we waited a long time while we did the marriage counseling thing.”

“I thought we got along pretty well during what you call a ‘long time'”

“Then there was that long vacation from hell.”

“I know, I know. I should have thought long and hard about taking you camping.”

“So the question was, ‘How long has it been?”‘

“Yes. How long has it been?”

“We got a divorce three months ago that’s how long.”

“Wow. That long?”

“And you are three months behind on your payments.”

Friday JohnKu – AKA TGIF

Happy Friday

Another busy week has flown. I was pleased to see my manuscript for the next John Cannon thriller in my inbox this week. I say pleased but also with a little tension since the ball is now in my court to start the formatting. My past life has complicated things and found me again. I have accepted an offer I could not refuse. Therefore I will be balancing my writing life and the life of a member of organized commerce. The assignment is a short one so hopefully, I can do justice to both.

One item that could suffer is my daily involvement in my blogging efforts. I still believe I will be able to carry the load, but want to ask forgiveness in advance if I miss a comment or two on your excellent work. I will be posting each day unless there is a conflict of priorities. With all that said, today’s JohnKu discusses the bitter and sweet aspects of life.

Life’s Gifts by John W. Howell ©2016

Opportunity,

Arrives from out of the blue…

Happy smiles with tears.

Thursday – A little Personal

Lisa Burton

Today I am so pleased that Ned Traines one of the characters in both My GRL and His Revenge is interviewed by Lisa Burton on her radio show.

For those who don’t know, Ned is a police chief and close friend of John Cannon. He has helped John stay alive through many of the adventures in both books.

Take a moment to check out the interview and while there, check out C.S.Boyack’s books. I have read The Playground and can say it is a very entertaining read. Here is the link.

https://coldhandboyack.wordpress.com/2016/06/30/my-grl-his-revenge-on-lisa-burton-radio-rrbc/

Here is also a link to The Playground and all the books by C.S.Boyack

Thanks to Craig and Lisa.

The Fantasy Freebooting Tour with Jan Hawke #RRBC

 

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Please join me in welcoming Jan Hawke to Fiction Favorites. She is on a 4Wills Publishing Tour and I’m so happy  she decided to make my place one of her stops.

Fan fiction as backstory

Because we weren’t allowed to play even minor characters from the original books (and films) we were given a pretty free rein with creating our own ‘original’ characters. Who you chose, and where and how you decided to play them was up to you. Some people only wanted to play in classic canon style threads and so their hobbits, elves or dwarves etc, tended to retain the original profiling as written by Tolkien – salt of the earth hobbit types like Sam Gamgee, or enigmatic, serious Rangers like Aragorn. You knew where you were with that kind of character.

For a Bard like Jano, you were of course expected to sing and tell stories, and so that was an opportunity for you to build up your own backstory as well. When I was playing to strict canon rules, I had the chance to wow people with my versions of the older tales from the legendarium, and for that I could, of course, name drop like crazy. It was in fan-fiction that you could really start to cut loose however.

Before I began to get into roleplay, my first piece of fan-fiction wove baby Janowyn firmly into Minas Tirith, right after the Battle of the Pellennor Fields. I had her mother give birth in the Houses of Healing after being saved by a cavalryman of Rohan as she lay injured in the ruins of a tower destroyed by a Ringwraith (this really ‘happened’ in the Return of the King, so I simply had Jano’s mum standing on the roof terrace of the tower when it fell). This man, who became Jano’s stepfather, was also harmed during the battle (being me, I gave him PTSD rather than a flesh wound!) and so he was also with the Healers, acting as a messenger for the Lady Eowyn… And because it wasn’t part of a game thread, I could put in as much canon character interaction as I wanted.

Some of my writing for Jano was not so ardently plagiarised however. I killed Jano’s natural father off just before she was born, but I still wanted to let him have some part in Jano’s history, so I wrote this short piece for her to roleplay at a tavern. The canon bending was very minimal, because I made her father a cousin of Prince Imrahil of Dol Amroth (who’s barely mentioned in passing in the books), but when they were young boys on a sailing trip. The following was therefore never written by Professor Tolkien…

 

The Sea Horse

On this day, Erlrohil and Imrahil decided to go sailing in their glider, the Princess, taking care not go too far out to sea as the currents there could be treacherous. At first all was well and the wind took them scudding across the waves faster than a gull can fly. They did not intend to stray too far from the shoreline, but after they had been out for an hour, what seemed to be a light mist surrounded them. For a while they could still see the shore and all they had to do was hold the course they were taking. So, when the mist got thicker and the beach gradually disappeared, they held their tiller steady, still unafraid until suddenly they were aware that their craft was travelling much faster.

Try as they might they could not turn the little boat to the starboard to hug the coast. The current held them for several minutes longer, but then, as suddenly as it had begun, it released them into clear sunshine once more and their small vessel slowed. Looking around them, the lads saw to their relief that they were in a beautiful sheltered bay they had never seen before. Realising they had come much further than they had intended, they decided they would head in towards the shore and then follow the coastline back to their summer home.

As they turned toward the shoreline they saw some horkas leaping in and out of the water not far from their boat. They smiled at each other as these small blue-grey dolphins were thought to be lucky creatures. The wind was getting strong again, and, as they did not want to be blown back into the current they decided to take the sail down. Regrettably Erlrohil, who had not often seen horkas, and could not resist looking at their agile jumps, did not concentrate enough on the task in hand. A strong gust suddenly snatched the sail and boom, which Imrahil was trying to tie down, and swung it sharply in Erlrohil’s direction. He had turned away again and did not realise his peril, despite Imrahil’s loud cry of dismay, as the boom hit him squarely in the shoulder and sent him flying through the air and into deep water.

He fell with a great shout and splash. There was a strong undertow and he was dragged irresistibly underwater back out towards the main current. Had the blow been to his head there is little doubt that he would have drowned. As it was, he was fighting for air as he finally surfaced almost back where they had arrived, far from the Princess and still being pulled away out to sea. Erlrohil was a good swimmer and struck out for the little boat, but his shoulder ached horribly and the current was far too strong for him.

He could see but not hear Imrahil, yelling at him, ashen-faced, and desperately trying to reset the sail to follow him. Seawater was filling his nose and mouth and he was pulled under once more. He could hear a hollow clanging sound and felt something swim between his legs. Instinctively he tried to grasp hold of the object, which he suddenly realised was a horka’s head and beak. The creature, supple and smooth as leather to the touch, seemed to understand his distress, and positioning itself beside him, nudged him none too gently until he took hold of its high dorsal fin. The animal immediately surged off in the direction of the Princess, Erlrohil clinging frantically to the rigid fin. It took him a while to realise how powerful the fish was. It almost felt like he was riding a horse as the horka flexed itself in an up and down rhythm through the waves, and he gradually realised the creature had actually pulled him out of the current and was taking him back towards the Princess.

As the little dolphin, barely as long as Erlrohil was tall, neared the small boat it began to slow. Imrahil, seeing what had happened, had stopped struggling with the sail and was reaching out toward him. The horka’s beaky mouth was almost touching the hull of the Princess as Imrahil, leaning over, grasped Erlrohil’s lower arm with both hands. Erlrohil almost reluctantly let go of the slick, warm fin and clasped one of Imrahil’s arms firmly as the little creature rose beneath him, boosting him out of the water.

“He’s smart!” Erlrohil shouted, teeth chattering, as Imrahil hauled him into the boat.

“Just as well he is!” Imrahil yelled angrily back at him. “Why didn’t you watch what you were doing!” then he clutched Erlrohil to him fiercely and burst into tears. “I thought you would drown,” he sobbed.

They were both crying with relief now. The horka was chittering at them, head bobbing a few yards away from the prow now, it’s long beaky mouth almost smiling at them. They both turned and watched laughing, as the horka made one huge leap into the air, twisting away from them as it hit the water and swam furiously back to its family, who were still playing their leaping games off in the distance.

“That fish just saved your life!” Imrahil’s voice was filled with wonder.

“It let me ride on its back!” Erlrohil spluttered, shivering violently. “It’s not a fish! It’s a sea horse!”

In A Freebooter’s Fantasy Almanac, because I couldn’t use any canon names at all, I changed Erlrohil’s name to Ruari, and Imrahil’s to Ærdhen. These are two of the main characters from my new (and wholly original) fantasy series, still being written, The Tomes of the Havenlands.

 

Bio

Siân Glírdan is the fusion persona of the elven roleplay character, Janowyn (Jano), High Bard of the River Kingdom and her ‘real world’ creator, author, Jan Hawke. Glírdan is the elven word for ‘songsmith’, and Siân is a Welsh variant of Jan (in case you were wondering!).
When it became obvious to Jan that Jano had a far better handle than she could ever have on writing in the fantasy genres, Siân was born, fully formed and raring to go.  A Freebooter’s Fantasy Almanac, which is basically the manual on how Jano was brought into being and developed, is Siân and Jano’s first official collaboration. They’re currently working hard on an epic future fantasy series, Tomes of the Havenlands, loosely based on the ancient Celtic world. The first volume should reach the shelves at the end of 2016.

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A Freebooter’s Fantasy Almanac back blurb

This is poetry, wrapped in fantasy, within a memoir… Or, to put it another way, it’s a true tale that might well apply to many fantasy fans and gamers who can’t be bothered with keeping their realities separated from their more lurid imaginings.
In my case, this is a sort of ‘real’ cyberspace profiling, during a phase of my life when roleplay truly did need to be therapy, because what was happening around me for real was not what I wanted to participate in. So, buckle up your swash and prepare to witness a titanic battle played out on the field of sanity – where what happens in your head is the only truth that matters.

Freebooters Fantasy
Book links

Amazon (eBook only for now) – https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01H3R5K7K
Amazon Bio – http://www.amazon.com/-/e/B01H3UVW06
A Freebooter’s Fantasy Almanac blog – http://freebootersalmanac.blogspot.co.uk/

Social Media links
Twitter – @SianGlirdanBard (https://twitter.com/SianGlirdanBard)
Facebook Author page –
https://www.facebook.com/SianGlirdanAuthor/

“The tour sponsored by 4WillsPublishing.wordpress.com.”

Wednesday Story Day – AKA Hump Day

 

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Wednesday Story Day again and last week we left Ben and Mrs. Wolfe in a menáge à duex. Ben had some of Trudy’s concoction which turned him into the nerd version of the Incredible Hulk. We should go back and see if Ben has totally throttled Mrs. Worthe.
“Y-you need to let go of me.”
“And why should I? I like the fact that there is fear in your eyes. I like to feel your neck veins pulse as your heart tries to get enough blood to where it will do the most good. In short Mrs. Worthe, I think I’m going to enjoy watching you take your last breath.”
“Let her go, Ben.”
“Huh. Who’s there.”
“Let her go Ben and look at me.”
“Okay. She’s free.”
“Now look at me.”
“F-Father L-Lightfoot. W-what are you doing here?”
“I came to check on you Ben and come to find you choking poor Mrs. Worth here.”
“T-thank you Father. I thought he was going to kill me.”
“Now, now. I’m sure Ben was just trying to scare you. Isn’t that right? Ben.”
Y-yes Father. I was just trying to scare her.”
“Okay then. You two shake hands and tell each other you forgive them.”
“Not sure I can do that, father. He’s dangerous.”
“Yeah, me neither, Father. She tried to kill me with cocaine.”
“Kill you with cocaine? How?”
“She put it in my soup, and I’m allergic. Makes me want to kill.”
“And how did I know the little twerp had an allergy. I was just trying to give him something to relax him. He’s wound up tighter than a fishing reel.”
“Okay, you two. Honest mistakes. Come on. Shake.”
Um, I’m sorry Mrs. worth.”
“That’s fine Ben. I’m sorry you were allergic. I didn’t know.”
“Now a hug.”
“Too far Father. I’m out of here.”
So Ben. We have a lot to talk about.”