Stream of Consciousness Saturday – Prompt “Ex”

Stream Of Consciousness Saturday

 

The instructions are simple, “Find a word with “ex” in it and use that word as the base for the post. In case you are confused about what I’m writing, I’m describing another Stream of Consciousness prompt by the fiendish  lovely Linda Hill. If you want to join in go to this link and read all about it. https://lindaghill.com/2016/08/05/the-friday-reminder-and-prompt-for-socs-aug-616/

EX by John W. Howell © 2016

“So what’s the prompt?”

“Ex.”

“Huh? What ya mean X?”

“No not X. Ex.”

“X what? X-Men?”

“I said not X as in X-Men but Ex as in exfoliation.”

“Exfoliation? What the heck does that mean?”

“My goodness man. Did you go to school?”

“Yes I did, and I graduated an expert.”

“Now who is confusing who? An expert in what?”

“Getting through school with no expectations.”

“I see. This still brings me back to ex.”

“Your ex?”

“No, not my ex. We need to find a word with an ex in it and make it the subject of this post.”

“Oh, now I see. How about execution.”

“You know with help like you give I don’t need any enemies. That’s not exactly a great subject for a post.”

“Okay, then. How about exercise?”

“Hey, I think you are on to something at last. We could examine all the aspects of exercise.”

“Naw. Go ahead without me. I’m exhausted.”

“I’m sure you are. You don’t exhibit much energy in the first place, and I’m sure all this mental work has been challenging.”

“Excuse me? Look who’s talking? You haven’t left that chair in over two hours.”

“I’m the boss of this outfit, and you are an exclusion.”

“Oh, Yeah? You want to expand on that statement?”

“Yeah, and since you want exactness, you’re nothing.”

“You know what Mr. Executive?”

“What Mr. Expendable?”

“You say you’re the boss and I’m nothing, and I have to say, ‘big deal boss over nothing.’ Examine that boss man.”

 

24 comments

  1. Jill Weatherholt's avatar

    Excellent, John! Have a great Saturday!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thanks, Jill. Excited you liked it. ha ha ha.

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  2. quiall's avatar

    hahaha Loved it!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thanks. Pam. 🙂

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  3. Dan Antion's avatar

    He’s got an excellent point John. I had too many topics today. I had to extricate myself from my SoCS attempt. Nicely done!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Understood. Your plate is extremely full.

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  4. Debbie's avatar

    John, you’ve exceeded in this excellent experiment — well done!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Debbie. Your comment is extra special

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  5. Teagan Riordain Geneviene's avatar

    An extraordinarily excellent execution of blog writing. Bwahahaha…. love that last bit. Happy weekend my friend.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Teagan and a big hug.

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  6. John Fioravanti's avatar

    Excruciatingly exquisite!! I’m still laughing, eh!

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  7. C.E.Robinson's avatar

    Excellent SOC, John! Ex…all over the post. An extremely gifted writer. Extraordinary, I’d say! 💛 Elizabeth

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Aw, thank you Elizabeth. 🙂

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  8. JoAnna's avatar

    I love your characters. I can see this as a scene from a sitcom.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thanks JoAnna. 🙂

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  9. The Hook's avatar

    Another home run.
    Well done, John.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you , Hook

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  10. dalecooper57's avatar

    I used to like farm machinery.
    I’m an extractor fan.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Good one. 🙂

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