Getting Out – Prompt for Stream of Consciousness Saturday

The Saturday Stream of Consciousness prompt for this week is “Getting away or Getting out.” I have chosen Getting Out as my subject. This post is part of SoCS:http://lindaghill.wordpress.com/2014/07/11/the-friday-reminder-and-prompt-for-socs-july-1214/

 

Getting Out by John W. Howell Copyright 2014

“When you getting out?”

“What’s it to you?”

“Just curious. That’s all.”

“Yeah well, it’s none of your business. How about you?”

“If when you are getting out is none of my business what makes you think knowing when I’m getting out is any of yours?”

“Oh, I know you are dying to tell me since you  are probably a short timer.”

“Okay, Mr. Genius. I’m getting out tomorrow.”

“Hah. That’s what I thought.”

“Come on tell me.”

“All right, but don’t spread it around since it’s not confirmed yet.”

“Who am I going to tell?”

“getting out is such a good thing you might want to blab it all over the place.”

“I promise. I won’t say a thing.”

“Okay. I get out tomorrow as well.”

“Whoa. So you are short-term too.”

“Well, I hate to tell you, but when one goes the other goes about the same time. You are really pretty dumb sometimes. Twins get out almost together.”

“I never knew that. Of course, I’ve never done this before.”

13 comments

  1. Marie A Bailey's avatar

    Whoa! I almost walked away without getting it. The picture threw me. Very, very clever, John, and hilarious now that I got it 🙂 Indeed twins often do “get out” about the same time.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      You know you need to watch me closely. Usually a twist (lemon or lime) in there somewhere. Thanks.

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  2. KG's avatar

    That was cool 🙂

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you so much

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  3. Phillip McCollum's avatar

    Loved it! Once again, well played.

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  4. Cayman Thorn's avatar

    Oh baby! I mean that literally . . . Nicely played.

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  5. RA Stone's avatar

    Reblogged this on Rose B Fischer and commented:
    Something I enjoyed. Because I’m blowing off the blog this weekend. 😛

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  6. alphabetstory's avatar

    Funny take on a prompt. Good conversational flow,=.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you so much.

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  7. Ionia Froment's avatar

    Mummy is rejoicing. My twins will get out at the same time lol

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Glad you liked it.

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