Today’s prompt from Linda Hill for the Stream of Consciousness Saturday post is degree/degrees. If you want to play along go to Linda’s site and read about it. You can also see how others interpreted the prompt. http://lindaghill.com/2014/10/24/the-friday-reminder-and-prompt-for-socs-october-2514/
My interpretation is titled What is That? I hope you enjoy it.
“What is that?”
“What?”
“That rolled up thing in your hand.”
“This, my friend is my degree from college.”
“College? What is that?”
“You’re kidding? You don’t know what college is?”
“I know what it is I just wonder why you have a degree from college.”
“Shows I have an ability.”
“To do what?”
“Well for one thing it is a BS degree.”
“Okay, I am with you on that. You got plenty of BS alright.”
“Don’t be a jerk. It stands for Bachelor of Science.”
“I know you’re not married but didn’t realize you committed yourself to science.”
“It’s just the title of the degree. I have a concentration in Accounting.”
“Accounting for what?”
“Gad you’re thick aren’t you?”
“My aunt always said there’s no accounting for some people’s behavior.”
“I’ll bet she’s the root of your genius.”
“What is that?”
“What?”
“Root of genius.”
“You are exempt. Let’s get back to work.”
“Okay, here is your shovel.”
A degree and a shovel? Times must be bad. 😀 😀
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I flip flop between these two on a weekly bases. I like to keep life interesting.
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Me too.
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Alternate ending: “Would you like fries with that?”
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I like yours better.
On Sat, Oct 25, 2014 at 10:41 AM, Fiction Favorites wrote:
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Haha! Loved the line, “I’ll bet she’s the root of your genuis.” 😀
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Thanks Linda
On Sat, Oct 25, 2014 at 1:46 PM, Fiction Favorites wrote:
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clever, clever! 🙂
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Thank yah, Thank yah
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🙂
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🙂
On Sun, Oct 26, 2014 at 9:29 PM, Fiction Favorites wrote:
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