Stream of Consciousness Saturday – Prompt “In”

 

a socs-badge

Stream of Consciousness Saturday again. This week’s prompt is “In” which can be used by itself or as part of a word. If you would like to join it go here to see the details http://lindaghill.com/2014/11/21/the-friday-reminder-and-prompt-for-socs-november-2214/  My interpretation is titled Out. Hope you like it.

Out by John W. Howell © 2014

“So when do you go in?”

“In where?”

“Into the church.”

“Oh that. In about a half hour.”

“What do you mean ‘oh that?’”

“In my present state I have been out of it a little.”

“In what present state?”

“Damn you seem slow today.”

“I seem slow?”

“This is my wedding day. Don’t you think I have the right to be in a confused state?”

“You seem not only confused but out of sorts and in some kind of zone.”

“I’m a little nervous. That’s all. It’s a big responsibility.”

“Marriage?”

“No. remembering the vows.”

“I guess you are right. ‘I do’ is a toughie.”

21 comments

  1. Those are tough ones. What if you say ‘I due’ or ‘I dew’ instead?

    Like

    1. Man. Never thought of that. You are right. Good reason to be nervous.

      Like

      1. Also the threat of tripping.

        Liked by 1 person

  2. I’m killing myself laughing. This is crazy funny. 😀 😀 😀

    Like

    1. Thank you. I’ll stand by with the defibrillator.

      Like

      1. 😀 😀 😀 Thank you. Someone better.

        Liked by 1 person

  3. Lol That was fun. It sounded like Frank’s wedding.

    Like

    1. Who would have Frank?

      Like

  4. As long as he doesn’t say “do-do” then it’s all good 😉 Thanks for the laugh!

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Love this. Thanks.

      Like

  5. hehehe…not a line he wants to forget if he plans on staying married long.

    Like

    1. Would be interesting if the response was “I’ll try.”

      Like

  6. If he can’t remember “I do,” it’s probably for the best that he walk away anyway…

    Like

    1. Of course, some couples go through these elaborate vows which test the memory and the bums of the guests. Thanks, Kitt.

      Like

  7. This is funny!

    Like

    1. Thank you. I’m happy you found it so. Thanks for the visit.

      Like

  8. Ha! Nice one, John. 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

  9. That was totally brill 🙂 The last line was bang on!

    Like

  10. Love it, John. I think this is a nightmare many people have. Fear of tripping, forgetting vows, and so on. I love the way you have dealt with it.

    Like

%d bloggers like this: