Wednesday Story Day – AKA Hump Day

 

 

Wednesday is story day as we all know by now. Last week we left Billy and Frank outside the bank and they were just about to go in and Frank detected that Billy wasn’t fully focused on the task. This week will be different. They are actually going to go through the doors. So let’s pick it up where Frank and Bully go through the double glass doors

“Okay, Billy stay with me now. I’m going to start yelling for everyone to get down on the floor.”

“Frank?”

“What now Billy?”

“I have to use the restroom.”

“Billy WTF? Why didn’t you tell me this before we got inside?”

“I knew you would get mad.”

“Mad? I’m not mad I’m frustrated. I’m standing here with an automatic pistol under my coat and you have to go to the bathroom.”

“Can’t this just wait a minute until I get back?”

“Oh, sure Billy. You just go ahead. Don’t forget to smile nicely for the cameras, dab on some cologne and wash your hands after.”

“Well geeze Frank. You don’t have to be mean.”

“Mean? What are you talking about?”

“You didn’t have to tell me to wash my hands. I always wash my hands.”

“That’s not the point Billy. We are in the middle of a holdup. Can’t you wait?”

“My mom says you should not hold it. You could hurt something. You think they have cologne in there?”

“Please shut up Billy.”

“I’ll be right back. Why don’t you pretend you are filling out a deposit slip?”

“I’ll give you a deposit alright. Okay go. Don’t touch anything.”

“I have to touch things Frank.”

“I mean don’t leave your fingerprints all over the place.”

“Okay, Frank I’ll be careful.”

“Yeah, I’ll bet you will. Hurry.”

“I’ll be quick as a bunny. Frank?”

“What?”

“Where is the men’s room?”

“Shut up Billy. Alright everyone on the floor. This is a hold up.”

“Frank?”

“Pull out your gun and forget the men’s room. I’m serious. Everyone on the floor and no one gets hurt.”

“I’m hurting Frank.”

“Shut up Billy.”

13 comments

  1. Ah, the first Billy/Frank tale of the new year. Good to see some things haven’t changed.

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    1. Yes, thank you. I am wondering how they will make it out of there.

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      1. I don’t know, but Billy might get the nickname ‘Puddles’ by the end of it. 😀

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  2. Bethany Drew · ·

    This was hilarious!!!

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    1. Thank you. Let’s see what happens next week

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  3. Poor Billy’s bladder’s going to burst………..hahahaha.

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    1. I guess he will learn not to mess with a cruel dude.

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  4. LMAO: “I have to touch things Frank.” 😉 😉

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    1. He is a cut up.

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  5. Well, Butch, here we go… You surprised me with this one.

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  6. He has a bladder and he is not afraid to use it! A future line in a heist movie!

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    1. I like the line, Could go also, “everyone down on the floor or you’ll get your f**kin feet wet.”

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