Stream of Consciousness Saturday Prompt, today is “relative/relativity” and the writer can do whatever comes to mind with these words. (Thank heavens for some of us weak brained) If you would like to know more about how to participate visit, Linda Hill at http://lindaghill.com/2015/02/20/the-friday-reminder-and-prompt-for-socs-february-2115/ Here is my contribution this week.
Relative/Relativity by John W, Howell ©
“So what are you studying at the college?”
“The theory of relativity.”
“Oh, the famous Einstein theory.”
“No I don’t think so.”
“Yes of course he developed the Theory of Relativity expressed in the formula E equals mc squared.”
“Boy that doesn’t ring a bell.”
“Been sleeping in class?”
“No dad. I’m telling you we are not studying Einstein.”
“Well then what are you studying?”
“You know how hard it is on all of us during the summer.”
“You mean trying to see everyone and keeping them happy.”
“Yes precisely. We are using quantum physics to develop a visit matrix that can be used to keep every one of the relatives happy and us from going nuts.”
“So your theory of relativity deals with real relatives.”
“Yes it does. It is relative to the relatives.”
“Good job.”
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LOL. Good one, John. That theory of relativity might be more useful than Einstein’s. Hugs!
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Thank you T. Hugs back
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So it IS all relative, after all . . Love it, Sheriff.
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Relatively speaking, yes. 😎
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This is awesome. Love the finagle with ‘relativity’. 😮
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Thanks Tess
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You are welcome.
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HA! Very clever. 🙂
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Thank you muse
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Haha! I still need that one sometimes.
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so true so true
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LOL
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