Wednesday – Story Day – AKA Hump Day

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Wednesday Story Day again. If you recall we left Mrs. Wolfe goading Alexis into wanting to not only blow the student union but to turn on poor Ben. It seems Alexis has no inheritance and she is now looking at Ben in a different light. She doesn’t want to be confined to living the life afforded by a normal salary of an engineer. She is now out for blood. Ben of course is taken back and tells Mrs. Wolfe to shut up. Let’s go to see if Ben still lives.

“Don’t you dare tell me to shut up you little weasel.”
“Well you should close your mouth instead of spreading your poison to Alexis.”
“I think I can think on my own Ben.”
“Alexis. Don’t you see what she’s doing?”
“I see she has a concern for my future. Unlike some little minded engineer types who will go unnamed.”
“Come on Alexis. You and I were very happy until your mother stirred the pot.”
“Happy how? I was counting on my inheritance to offset the lack of money you were going to make. I let you believe I was okay with your little meager goals since I knew I had enough money to do what I wanted.”
“And what is it you want to do?”
“I want to travel and not in a trailer either. I want jewels and nice clothes. I want to eat in the finest places.”
“I get it Alexis. You want all the things a few million can buy.’
“Yes Ben. That’s what I want.”
“Okay Mrs Wolfe. You win. I’ll do anything to keep Alexis.”
“Now you are talking like a real grown up Ben.”
“Yes Ben. I have to admit you are cute and I would hate to have to give you up. I’m glad you see it our way.”
“Run Ben.”
“Excuse me sir?”
“You should get out of here while you still can. These two will own your soul if you’re not careful.’
“Be quiet my dear. Here take this drink and go back to your book. We’ll tea good care of Ben. Won’t we Alexis.”
“Oh, yes mommy. Ben is in very good hands. Come sit next to me Ben.”

29 comments

  1. Teagan Riordain Geneviene's avatar

    Run! It makes me imagine Dr. Who dropping in on them and yelling “Run!!!”
    A nicely timed, well placed Twist, John. A good point to pause with the last episode of this year. Mega hugs!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you Teagan. I had hoped to conclude by now but these guys won’t let me. They continue to turn on the nausea tap. Happy New Year and Hugs.

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  2. Keith Edgar Channing's avatar

    Oh no! Ben is doomed. How can he escape from this coven.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      I have to think he is lost.

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      1. Keith Edgar Channing's avatar

        You’ll have to wait until the next episode to find out how he deals with it, John,.

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        1. John W. Howell's avatar

          Darn. Thought you could tell me.

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  3. coldhandboyack's avatar

    Yes, dad, and make it a double.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Neat with a water side.

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  4. Dan Antion's avatar

    It’s too late for dad but Ben should take his advice. Run! Run and don’t look back!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Not sure Ben has the courage.

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  5. Charles Yallowitz's avatar

    This is getting rather creepy. Curious where it will go and how much Ben can take. Though he seems to have broken.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      I thought Ben would have more Chutzpah, but he seems to need Alexis more than she needs him.

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      1. Charles Yallowitz's avatar

        Yeah. He crumbled fairly quickly, but she kind of did too. Still hoping the mom meets with an untimely end since she’s obviously the source of all the darkness.

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        1. John W. Howell's avatar

          Look up. Is that a falling house?

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        2. Charles Yallowitz's avatar

          Better make it two to be safe.

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  6. Pit's avatar

    Love the picture. Made me smile. 🙂

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Me too. Thanks Pit.

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  7. Jill Weatherholt's avatar

    I’m glad these characters won’t let you go, John. Great picture! So, was that you as a child?

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      How did you know? One teacher mentioned to my mom when I was in the second grade, “John needs to be busy doesn’t he?”

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  8. Rhani D'Chae's avatar

    Ben needs to run like a bunny! Lol

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Poor sap is too dumb.

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  9. Debbie's avatar

    If Ben’s as smart as an engineering student should be, he’ll take Dad’s advice and skedaddle! Life with those two harpies would be a nightmare, despite the money. Happy New Year’s, John!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thanks Debbie. Happy New Year to you as well

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  10. Cayman Thorn's avatar

    This feels like American Horror Story Season 3, and I read it right before bed. Yay me!

    Ben needs to invest in sneakers or steroids. Let’s go with both.

    Feliz Ano Nuevo, Boss

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thanks Cayman. Happy New Year Amigo.

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  11. dalecooper57's avatar

    I think he would have had more luck if he’d given this answer to “What is it you want to do?”

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Ha ha ha. This is great.

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      1. dalecooper57's avatar

        Fantastic band. One of the best live shows I’ve ever seen, and I’ve seen a lot.

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