Friday JohnKu – AKA – TGIF

Funny Friday

 

Another week has flown into history. I am happy to see Friday’s shining face. A lot of work got done this week, and I’m looking forward to the weekend. Last weekend saw the demise of my old lawnmower. I have had it since 2001, and it has serviced me adequately all these years. Last week it stalled, and when I pulled the starter rope, the engine came off the platform. I guess the metal just couldn’t stand the strain of coastal living. So I bid a fond farewell to an old workhorse. I did buy a new one and can bet it won’t last sixteen years. Today’s JohnKu is about wearing out. I hope you like it. (It may not be just machines)

Break Down by John W. Howell © 2016

One day working fine,

Next day a major breakdown . . .

No way to predict.

41 comments

  1. Gwen M. Plano's avatar
    Gwen Plano · ·

    Every moment precious… this is a great JohnKu. TY!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thanks, Gwen. You are right.:-)

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  2. Charles Yallowitz's avatar

    Impressive lawnmower age. They really don’t make machines to last any more, which is rather frustrating. Seems 2001/2002 were the final years of solid tech being made. Even my iPod from that era lasted 10-12 years before it croaked while my wife went through 3 of them in that same time span.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      I agree. I think one of the problems is younger folks get tired of their things and are secretly happy when they need to get a new one. This is the first year I have had a new phone. (I always got the hand me downs) Thanks, Charles. Will catch up with Raven. Was out last night. 🙂

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      1. Charles Yallowitz's avatar

        Good point. I think they’re big spenders too, so making stuff that breaks is a way to get more money out of them. The enticement of upgraded stuff is another issue.

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  3. Jill Weatherholt's avatar

    Sadly, it seems nothing is built to last these days.Have a great weekend, John! Happy mowing!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Jill. Happy Friday. 🙂

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  4. Jan Hawke's avatar

    Hate it when a favourite bit of kit kicks the bucket – always takeds me ages to ‘bond’ with the replacement! 😛

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      I know what you mean. This poor thing had been patched and bound for the last five years. Time to let it go. Thanks, Jan. 🙂

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  5. Dan Antion's avatar

    Wow, that salt air is killer stuff. Isn’t satisfied with doorbells, going after lawn mowers. 16 years is a good run, John. Maybe you’ll get luck again.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Of course at my age I have to wonder who will outlast whom. In sixteen years I’ll be 91 and can see me pulling the cord and the engine falls off again. 😀

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      1. Dan Antion's avatar

        Maybe when you’re 86, you can just plant wildflowers

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        1. John W. Howell's avatar

          Ha ha ha. Thanks, Dan. I’ll keep that in mind.

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  6. Mae Clair's avatar

    I like the JohnKu 🙂 Sorry to hear about the old lawn mower, but I guess on the plus side far better the mower than something like a car. My husband’s family had a place along the east coast for fifteen years. Love the salt life, but that air is rough!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      So true. To say I was surprised is an understatement. Thanks, Mae Clair. 🙂

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  7. John Fioravanti's avatar

    I love your Friday JohnKu offerings! Built-in obsolescence, hmmm. Perhaps as writers, we’re missing the boat. Our paperbacks should disintegrate, and E-books fizzle on screen after a few years – forcing readers to buy them again!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Great idea. Thanks, John 😀

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  8. Author Jan Sikes's avatar

    True words from a light bulb to our own emotions!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Super comment, Jan. Thanks. 🙂

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  9. Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister's avatar

    I like this haiku. Move forward..with a new mower. Have a great weekend.

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  10. Debbie's avatar

    Sadly, many things aren’t built to last the way they once were (how about light bulbs??) Well, at least your old workhorse gave you many a good year. Probably time for it to retire! Nice JohnKu — enjoy your weekend rest!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      I just loaded it into the hearse for the final ride. It was good machine.

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  11. patriciaruthsusan's avatar

    Good post, John. I know the feeling. I recently bought a new fridge. The old one was leaking water all over the floor. The new one is great but I don’t know if it’ll last as long Great Friday picture.. 😀 — Suzanne

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      I have had my troubles with fridges. Seems the more expensive the more trouble.:-)

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  12. Phillip McCollum's avatar

    I’m surprised when most of the things I buy last 15 months, let alone 15 years, John. I bought some fancy (read: expensive) work shoes a few months ago and just took one of them in to get the sole fixed. Happy Friday to ya!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      So typical, Phillip. I stopped buying expensive flip-flops for the very same reason. Always some kind of blow out. 🙂

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  13. guyportman's avatar

    Coastal living can certainly take its toll on machines. The built obsolesce for household machinery seems to be decreasing with time when it should be increasing. Have a good weekend.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thanks, Guy. Yeah, what’s up with that? 🙂

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  14. Let's CUT the Crap!'s avatar

    P.e.r.f.e.c.t. Can’t get the picture of your lawnmower’s last gasp. 😀

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Think of pulling the starter rope and the engine goes flying toward you. 😀

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      1. Let's CUT the Crap!'s avatar

        Haha. Yep. A SciFi moment. 😀 😀

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  15. dalecooper57's avatar

    Will democracy
    Last beyond November 8th
    Or will it breakdown?

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Another fine Haiku. You may get the poet laureate job in the Provisional Government. I’ll certainly nominate you. 😀

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      1. dalecooper57's avatar

        Wouldn’t work for him
        No matter how much you paid
        And you can’t make me.

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        1. John W. Howell's avatar

          I said the Provisional Government. Post Hillary and Trump

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        2. dalecooper57's avatar

          Aha.

          Orange Don and Hills
          Wiki-leaks proved they were shills
          Sanity returns.

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        3. John W. Howell's avatar

          Love it Thanks.

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