Wednesday Story Day – AKA Hump Day

Hump Day

Today is Wednesday Story Day and the start of a whole new story. For the regulars, you know that my stories are written entirely in dialog and without tags. The reason I do this is to continue to practice my dialog so that I can make it stronger. For any newcomers, I hope it won’t be too confusing and that you will enjoy the ride. So here we go.
“Hi, young man can I help you?”
“Yes, sir. I just got a job painting the widow Murphy’s house and I need some paint.”
“That is a mighty big house, son. You sure you can handle it.”
“Oh yes, sir. I have ladders and my own spray equipment. I will do a good job.”
“I’m sure you will. Now how much of what color do you want?”
“Well, I think I will need twenty gallons of this here ‘Autumn Harvest,’ and six gallons of the ‘Phantom White’ trim paint.”
“Yeah, that should do it. That is a lovely color for the widow’s house. I’m surprised she picked that one.”
“She told me to select the color and I think it will look good.”
“Wait a minute. Didn’t she pick the color? Has she seen it?”
“Nope. She said she didn’t care what color. I think this one will cover that gray just fine, though.”
“You know what son. I’ve been in the hardware business almost thirty years. If I were you, I would take a sample of this paint and show it to the widow. Otherwise, I think you might be in for a disappointment.”
“I’m pretty sure she meant what she said. No offense but I think I know what I’m doing.”
“Okay son. Just trying to help. You know there is no returns on a custom color.”
“Yes, I know that. Now please mix it up.”
“Coming right up. You want five gallon or one-gallon cans?”
“Let’s do the five-gallon buckets for the body color and one gallon for the trim.”
“You’re the boss. I’ve known the widow for a number of years and never thought of her as the kind to let someone else pick her colors.”

“I get that. It will be my worry though.”

“Yes sir.”

59 comments

  1. Gwen M. Plano's avatar
    Gwen Plano · ·

    Great dialogue! And, with the tension between old and young, experience and inexperience, possibilities abound. Looking forward to the next segment…

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Gwen. So glad you liked it. 🙂

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  2. patriciaruthsusan's avatar

    Sounds like a good beginning, John. I hope the painter’s right for his sake. Good dialogue and tension. 🙂 — Suzanne

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you , Suzanne. I hope he knows what he is doing. Either that or he knows how to beg forgiveness. 😀

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  3. patriciaruthsusan's avatar

    The cartoon was great. 😀 — Suzanne

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thanks, Suzanne. 🙂

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  4. Jill Weatherholt's avatar

    Nice job, John! OMG…that cartoon is hilarious. Happy Wednesday!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Glad you liked it, Jill. Had to hunt that one down. 😀

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      1. Jill Weatherholt's avatar

        You did good! 🙂

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  5. Charles Yallowitz's avatar

    I remember that ‘no returns on custom color’ rule from Home Depot. Made my shifts on the return desk very interesting. Thank god some people can’t swing a paint can very well. Great start to the new story.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thanks, Charles. I hope this kid knows what he is doing.

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      1. Charles Yallowitz's avatar

        Hope so too. Going to doubt it though. 😜

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        1. John W. Howell's avatar

          Well at least he’s no Ben. 🙂

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        2. Charles Yallowitz's avatar

          Nobody can out stupid Ben.

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        3. John W. Howell's avatar

          He makes stupid seem bright.

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        4. Charles Yallowitz's avatar

          That should be put on his headstone.

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  6. Author Jan Sikes's avatar

    Good start and the dialogue flows well. There is no question as to who is talking. Now, to see where this one goes. 🙂 Love Wednesdays at John Howell’s blog!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Jan. I appreciate your comments and support. 🙂

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  7. Dan Antion's avatar

    You’re off to a good start. I’d say “what can go wrong with a kid painting a house?” But, this isn’t my first hump-day saga. I am not allowed to pick the color of paint, and the guy at the hardware store enforces that rule. I pretty much need a note from my wife.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      The guy is your wing man. I have a neighbor who bought some “whoops” paint on sale. Turned out to be “Barney Purple.” He used it anyway. Cost thousands to repaint. He did save his marriage though. Thanks , Dan

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  8. coldhandboyack's avatar

    What could possibly go wrong?

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      That’s is what I’m wondering. Thanks, Craig.

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      1. coldhandboyack's avatar

        I’m sure it will come to you.

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        1. John W. Howell's avatar

          Ha ha ha. Thanks for the vote of confidence. 🙂

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  9. Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister's avatar

    A lesson in saying exactly what you mean is ahead, maybe. Looking forward to reading a new story, John.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thanks, Audrey. It is so much fun starting fresh. 🙂

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      1. Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister's avatar

        Here’s to all the avenues you’re given being clearly marked. Or not. Let the fun begin.

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  10. Keith Edgar Channing's avatar

    Oh dear – I see drama in that young man’s future.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Lets hope so. Thanks, Keith.

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  11. Mae Clair's avatar

    Looking forward to seeing where you go with this one. Great start and good dialogue!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Mae Clair. I think it might work out. 🙂

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  12. Almost Iowa's avatar

    Our hardware store has a note taped to the counter. “All husbands must have a note from their wives to purchase paint.)

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Good idea. Even then it’s risky. 🙂

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  13. Debbie's avatar

    Oh, nothing could possibly go wrong here, right, John?? Is Autumn Harvest a beautiful shade of pumpkin or maybe timeless gold? Either way, the widow just might be in for the surprise of her life! Eager for your next installment.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thanks, Debbie. I have the next one in my head. I hope you like it.

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      1. Debbie's avatar

        I’m sure I will. You’re off to an excellent start!

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  14. Teagan Riordain Geneviene's avatar

    A fresh coat of paint seems like a great way to begin a new serial, John.
    Hmmm… I’m with the guy at the counter. When someone (anyone) tells you to just choose for them, there’s bound to be a problem when you actually do! A twist is clearly soon to come. 😀 Thanks for a wonderful Wednesday story break. Mega hugs.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      My pleasure, Teagan. Thank you for the splendid comment. Hugs

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      1. Teagan Riordain Geneviene's avatar

        You’re so kind. I don’t want to know yet if he gets to choose the color because: 1 the old widow has already kicked the bucket and is stashed away in the attic, 2 He’s figured out she’s actually color blind. Or 3 She’s letting him choose a zesty color because she’s up and become a “cougar”… Oh my granny what big teeth you have… Okay… I’m losing it… I admit it. I’ll just go quietly — okay not so quietly back to my corner. 😉

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        1. John W. Howell's avatar

          Ha ha ha. You can stay out here and keep on talking. You have not hit it yet but I’m sure you will one of these days. Next week he has to go to the POA and get the paint color approved. (Seems he forgot that little item)

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  15. The Hook's avatar

    Here’s to new beginnings, John…
    Well done.

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  16. Laurie Bell's avatar

    Really felt these two voices… and I’m worried! I bet she doesn’t like the colour!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Um….If not it is going to be expensive. 🙂

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  17. John Fioravanti's avatar

    Oh, my! This has the makings of a very colorful story! Nice job, John!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thanks, John. Always good to hear you like it. 😀

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      1. John Fioravanti's avatar

        What can I say? I’m a fan!

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  18. Let's CUT the Crap!'s avatar

    Another sizzler coming up. Love it already. Great tension. That young fella is in for a bummer. 😀
    😀 😀

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      I think you may be right. Thanks, Tess.

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  19. Soooz's avatar

    Whoo-hoo! I get to be here for the 1st Installment! Can’t wait to meet the Widow. There are so many ways this could go, the stage is so perfectly set. More please!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Yes you are on the train at the beginning. You will get more each and every Wednesday. Thanks, Soooz.

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  20. Marie A Bailey's avatar

    Oh, dear … just … oh, dear 😉

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Ha ha ha. Thanks, Marie. 😀

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  21. dalecooper57's avatar

    A brush with Destiny?

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