Stream of Consciousness Saturday – Prompt “P”

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Just Jot it January

Partaking in more of the good stuff it is Stream of Consciousness Saturday time again. This week’s prompt is the letter “p.” Here is what the dungeon master Linda Hill has ordered. “Your Friday prompt for Stream of Consciousness Saturday and Just Jot It January is: A word that starts with “P.” Find a word that begins with the letter “p,” and make it the theme of your post. Bonus points for starting and ending your post with a “p” word. Enjoy!”

There you have it, and now you have the reason I started this post with the word “partaking.” If you would like to jump in and do this as well, go to Linda’s post right here and read about it.

The Friday Reminder and Prompt for #SoCS and #JusJoJan Jan. 14/17

“P” by John W. Howell © 2017

“Percy.”

“Pray What?”

“Please, I need you to come into the bathroom.”

“Perfect. I’m here. Okay dear, what is it?”

“Plumbing.”

“Plumbing?”

“Plumbing is making noise. You hear that?”

“Pings? Yes, I do.”

“Persistent aren’t they? Are they getting worse?”

“Possibly. We will have to do some tests.”

“Playful tests or something serious?”

“Pressure tests.”

“Puzzler. What is entailed?”

“Put a strain on the pipes and see if there is an object in there.”

“Perhaps the pipes will break.”

“Pitiful outcome, but at least we will get rid of the noise.”

“Prickly way to a solution.”

“Pricey risk if there is a break. Water everywhere.”

“Percy?”

“Penelope?”

“Perchance it would be more advantageous to ignore the problem.”

 

44 comments

  1. Gwen M. Plano's avatar
    Gwen Plano · ·

    A truly funny exchange – with all the necessary “Ps”! Very creative, John…….

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Gwen. A little brain tweaker. 😀

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  2. Cayman Thorn's avatar

    Perfect!

    Well played sir, well played! 🙂

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Pilgrim.

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  3. Jill Weatherholt's avatar

    Nicely done, John! I’ve always liked the word ‘prickly.’ I hope your Saturday is pure perfection! Enjoy!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you Jill. Happy Saturday to you. *sung to the tune of Stay by Jackson Browne.

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  4. Dan Antion's avatar

    Nixd job John. I know those noises. They persist here and there but I cannot pinpoint their source.

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    1. Dan Antion's avatar

      Nice job. Nice, iPhone, the word is nice.

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      1. John W. Howell's avatar

        Ha ha ha. I still got it. In fact your iPhone work is better than mine. 😀 Thanks, Dan

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    2. John W. Howell's avatar

      I know right? I think there is another universe in the pipes. 😀

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Sally. You gave me a smile. 🙂 Hugs

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  5. Charles Yallowitz's avatar

    Pleasant post. People always forget the plumber. It’s why Super Mario moonlights as a kingdom rescuer.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Good one, Charles. Thank you. 😀

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  6. quiall's avatar

    Hahaha Perfectly played pal!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Positively pleased, Pam. 😀

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  7. coldhandboyack's avatar

    Reminds me of my haunted house guy. Maybe some spray styrofoam and straps will help. Everyone beat me to “perfect,” so I’m just going to say parsnips. I love them, and want some now.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      I thought of him. I really liked that story. You can have my parsnips.

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      1. coldhandboyack's avatar

        Thanks, I love them.

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  8. Teagan Riordain Geneviene's avatar

    Particularly plausible presentation proffered this dreary Saturday, John. Thanks for the chuckles — and the plumbing advice. 😀 Mega hugs

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Ha ha ha. Thank you for all the “P” words. Hugs . Happy Friday

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  9. Let's CUT the Crap!'s avatar

    Fantastic. ““Perchance it would be more advantageous to ignore the problem.”
    These two sound posh. I bet they can afford to call a plumber. Surely?
    🙂 😀 😛

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      They are writers. They can afford it but are stubborn. Thanks, Tess.

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  10. John Fioravanti's avatar

    Well done, good sir! Very creative!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you for the platitude.

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  11. Helen's avatar

    Very clever!! 🙂

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Helen.

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  12. Hugh W. Roberts's avatar

    Clever. Well done for starting every sentence with a ‘p’. I’d have called a plumber. Too petrified when it comes to tackling anything to do with water.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Electricity is my panic item. I don’t understand it at all. Thanks, Hugh

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      1. Hugh W. Roberts's avatar

        Ah, yes. It’s invisible.

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  13. circadianreflections's avatar

    Nicely played and written! Plus Bonus points!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Yes. I use the bonuses for additional margaritas

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      1. circadianreflections's avatar

        🙂 Good planning!

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        1. John W. Howell's avatar

          Well, sometimes there is that regrettable point of going one step over the line. But mostly works well. 😀

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  14. John Holton's avatar

    Never a good idea to ignore plumbing problems…

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      You are right. I’ve never seen a plumbing problem get better on its own. Only worse it seems. Thanks, John. 🙂

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  15. Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister's avatar

    Plumbing problems. My sister came home to one just a couple days ago. I guess shutting off the water before leaving town has its up side. This was good, John.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Audrey. Let me guess. The ice maker.

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      1. Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister's avatar

        Water heater. Pool in the garage. Welcome home!

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        1. John W. Howell's avatar

          Lucky it wasn’t in the attic like in Texas.

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