Thursday – A Little Personal – Lucy and Twiggy on Duty

Lucy and Twiggy

“You see anything, Little One?”

“Nope, all clear here.”

“I thought I heard something, though.”

“See Anything?”

“No, that was a false alarm.”

“How about on the perimeter over there?”

“Is that movement in the hedge?”

“I think it might be the wind.”

“Okay then, I’m going to scout the yard.”

“Right behind you, Little one.”

“Hey. Where you going?”

“A quick jump onto the porch.”

“Makes for a better view.”

“See anything from way up there?”

“Could have sworn I saw a bear with an AK47.”

“A bear has no thumbs. How’s he going to carry an AK47?”

I’ve seen ’em with fish. Not a big leap to a weapon.”

“I think your imagination has finally taken you over the edge.”

“Well, let’s just say it would be fun to have a bear to battle. Hey, what was that?”

“I do believe it is the call of the kibble for the early morning patrol. Check it out.”

“You are right. Dad is putting down the bowls.”

“Oka,y then. Let’s report all is well and have a nice breakfast.”

“I think all is well.”

“Keep the bear information between us.”

89 comments

  1. Harmony Kent's avatar

    “See anything from way up there?” Te he hee! Thanks for the Thursday fun with the girls, John 🙂

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  2. Charles Yallowitz's avatar

    Always fun to see them on the job. Hope she’s wrong about the bear though. They’re tough enough without weaponry.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Hahaha. Thanks, Charles. I agree with you.

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  3. Jill Weatherholt's avatar

    Boy, they certainly were on high alert. That should give you and the Producer peace of mind, John. Great shots!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Yes. We sleep well at night knowing these tow cover the bear security side of things. Thanks, Jill.

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  4. Writer Lori's avatar

    Nothing trumps breakfast…not even a bear. Have a great day, John.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Breakfast is the ace for sure. Thank you, Lori.

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  5. Gwen M. Plano's avatar
    Gwen M. Plano · ·

    I love the final line. 😀 What a delightful patrol. Thank you for the morning tour, John.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you for going with Twiggy and Lucy, Gwen. 😁

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  6. beyondthought1's avatar

    I’ve seen a bear twirl a large piece of a tree between its paws like a ninja. They can work throw an Ak47 I’m sure haha!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Hahaha. Let’s hope not. Thanks. 😁

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  7. Liz Gauffreau's avatar

    Ha ha! I didn’t see a bear with an AK47 coming!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thanks Liz. Not sure I did either. 😁

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  8. GP's avatar

    Cute, John. Twiggy would get herself into a heap of trouble if it wasn’t for Lucy! 🙄

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      She gets into enough with Lucy there. I can’t imagine if she wasn’t. Lucy does remind Twiggy about proper behavior once in a while.

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  9. Dan Antion's avatar

    Twiggy is welcome to visit here, John. Our neighbors had a bear in their yard. Near as I can tell, he wasn’t carrying any weapons. I love the picture of her standing up against the fence.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Dan. I’m sure Maddie would love to be pestered. 😁

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  10. coldhandboyack's avatar

    Such a diligent pair of watchdogs.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      I’m sure you are experienced with the same diligence. 😁

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  11. Teri Polen's avatar

    You’ve got to feel safe having these girls on patrol.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Yes, Teri. So safe. 😁

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  12. shoreacres's avatar

    Riding the fences is a solid Texas tradition. It’s good you’ve got this pair to help you out with yours!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      I know right? Not sure I could handle it on my own. Thank you, Linda. 😁

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  13. Mae Clair's avatar

    They make such good sentries. Adorable ones, too!
    And with Twiggy’s imagination, I think she could be a writer 🙂

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Hahaha. Thanks, Mae. Twiggy was askin for a laptop just yesterday. I told her she can use mine. 😁

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      1. Mae Clair's avatar

        Look out! You have a budding novelist on your hands, LOL!

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        1. John W. Howell's avatar

          LOL. Thanks, Mae. 😂

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  14. Susie Lindau's avatar

    I laughed out loud at this one!!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Always nice to hear. Thanks, Susie 😊

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  15. Pit's avatar

    You have a great yard and perimeter patrol, John 😉

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Pit. 😁

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  16. Paul's avatar

    Your companions look very alert, John. You seem to be in good hands!

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  17. Marcia Meara's avatar

    These are pure gold, John. They never fail to brighten my day, no matter what’s been going on. I love your doggies!

    Now that our dachshunds are patrolling outside the Pearly Gates, our four Meara cats and our two McDougal cats (babysitting), are in charge of the conversations around here. They are very, very different from Lucy & Twigg’s chats, believe me. 😀

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Marcia. We also had two cats named Frankie and Stella who would be in the mix too. They both went over the rainbow bridge two years ago, They were fifteen and brother and sister.

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  18. D.L. Finn, Author's avatar
    D.L. Finn, Author · ·

    I hope Twiggy isn’t right about bears and guns, boy would we be in trouble…lol.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      I know right. Would make hunting a different kind of sport.

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  19. Website: http://brchitwood.com - B R Chitwood - My Mission: Writing to Discover Me's avatar

    Secrets between ‘Soul Sisters’ – love’em!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Billy Ray

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  20. Dale's avatar

    A guaranteed chuckle with these two…”way up there”… tee hee… all about perspective, eh?

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      I know right? Not like it is the nosebleed section or anything.

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      1. Dale's avatar

        Hahah! I would even call it the “Reds” (if that is the lowest section in your hockey rinks like it is for ours)

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  21. kethuprofumo's avatar

    The best securities ever, dear John! The Twiggy Resort has perfect guardians on any occasion! 🙂

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      They do. On patrol for your safety.

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      1. kethuprofumo's avatar

        Indeed, dear John! They are very responsible dogs! 🙂 🙂 🙂

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  22. Sorryless's avatar

    The bear is an as yet unconfirmed sighting, but it’s an open case in the file so there’s that . . .

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Yes. I think that bear lives around here somewhere. As you say there is an open case in the file.

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      1. Sorryless's avatar

        Your security detail is in line for a bonus, but I guess you are well aware of this.

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  23. The Coastal Crone's avatar

    Your security team is the best. I always see a comic strip: Lucy & Twiggy. Great dialogue today!

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  24. The Coastal Crone's avatar

    You have a great security team that performs well outside and inside. And they work for kibbles!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      I do have a good team, Jo. Thanks

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  25. Teagan Riordain Geneviene's avatar

    LOL. So the girls have been on high alert? Twiggy has a point. A weaponized fish could be deadly — especially in the hands (paws) of a bear! You slay me, John. Hugs on the wing.

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  26. Jessica Bakkers's avatar

    Oh God, they’re such bosses of their domain aren’t they 🙂

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      They are, Jessica. They are bosses of everything.

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      1. Jessica Bakkers's avatar

        Mine were like that (before they passed). They had to know everything. A leaf would fall into their garden and they’d charge over to it and sniff it as if to say “who dat? Wot u doing there?”

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        1. John W. Howell's avatar

          Hahahaha. Great memories.

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  27. Lauren Scott, Author's avatar

    They sure make a great team and good watchdogs, John. Although, a bear might be a bit too much for them. 🙂

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      I can imagine a Teddy Bear might be their speed. Thanks, Lauren

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      1. Lauren Scott, Author's avatar

        Ha! Thanks for the laugh and I think you’re right. 🙂

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  28. Vashti Q's avatar

    The girls were hilarious today, John! You’re lucky to have two guardians at home. 😉 ❤

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      I know. You can never tell what is outside that fence.

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  29. Author Jan Sikes's avatar

    Oh my! A bear with an AK47!! I’m chuckling out loud. These two are characters!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      They are, Thanks, Jan

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  30. jilldennison's avatar

    You must feel so safe with those two guarding the property!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      I do, Jill. Afterall who wants to be licked to death. 😁

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      1. jilldennison's avatar

        Heh heh … I can think of worse ways to go. 😊

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        1. John W. Howell's avatar

          For sure. 😂

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  31. robertawrites235681907's avatar

    Your garden is looking lovely, John, so green. You have a very vivid imagination to come up with these picture driven posts every week.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      I have been accused of having an active imagination, Robbie. Thanks for the complement. 😁

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  32. patriciaruthsusan's avatar

    You must feel really safe with those two ladies on guard, John. 😀 — Suzanne

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      I do Suzanne. Thanks. 😁

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  33. Staci Troilo's avatar

    They never cease to put a smile on my face. Good thing you have them to patrol for you.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Think if they were working for someone else. I would not be able to leave the house. Thanks, Staci.

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  34. Debbie's avatar

    A bear??? Oh, my, what an imagination those two have! And one with an AK47, to boot? Glad you’ve got such brave warriors to patrol the premises!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      I’m gald too, Debbie. Thank you and have a super weekend.

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  35. markbierman's avatar

    I’m glad to hear that you are in good paws, John.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Yes riot trained paws at that.

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      1. markbierman's avatar

        The best kind.

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  36. Jennie's avatar

    Thank goodness you have good patrol guards. I just love these two!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Jennie.😊

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      1. Jennie's avatar

        You’re welcome, John.

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  37. Book Club Mom's avatar

    Haha this is good – you’re in safe paws, unless that bear shows up!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thak you, Barbara. I am in safe paws.

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  38. janesturgeon's avatar
    Jane Sturgeon · ·

    I am late to the party, John. Your girls are doing a grand job of keeping you all safe and highlighting your beautiful outdoor space. ❤ to you all. Xx

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Jane. 😁

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  39. Tails Around the Ranch's avatar

    There is a direct relationship from intense sun and heat to imagination. You were probably spot about a bear with an AK47. 🐻

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Yes. Good to know where it came from. Thanks, Monika.

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