“So Twiggy. I want you to evaluate two toys and see which one you like the best.”
“Yes, it sounds like a good way to select a toy. I’m ready.”
“That is a hedgehog toy.”
“It does have an animal scent.”
“How does it feel?”
“The mouthfeel is okay. The stuffing is a little too soft for my taste.”
Is it playable?”
“Yeah, it flips nicely. Doesn’t land on its feet, though.”
“How about durability?”
“Now there’s a problem. As I pull on the fur, it comes off in my mouth. Yuk.”
Here’s the next one. It doesn’t have fur.”
“Sometimes that’s better. At least I don’t have to worry about swallowing some.”
“It is a bumble bee and a heart with ‘Bee Mine’ on it.”
“So, looks like a leftover Valentine’s Day toy. Hmm tastes okay. No unpleasant aftertaste.
“How about the fragrance?”
“Nice bouquet. A bit floral without the usual vinyl interference.”
“Playability?”
“Yeah, it has a pleasing crunch, and these antennae are very satisfying.”
“What is your overall opinion?”
“This toy fulfills all the expectations for a real entertainment treat. It is subtly understated, which then has the effect of overdelivering on the satisfaction promise.”
“Which do you like the best?”
“Unfortunately, the hedgehog has a shedding problem, so I have to select Bee Mine.”
“Maybe we can revisit the hedgehog sometime.”
“If he stops shedding we can.”
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Too funny, John. We spend countless dollars and days looking for the perfect toy for our puppy and his favorite source of amusement is an empty water bottle. 🙄
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Tell me. The water bottle still is king. Thanks, Lori
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Twiggy has developed a very sophisticated way of describing things! Dot and Lia are not fond of their hedgehog toy either.
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Funny isn’t it. I was going to build stories around the hedgehog. Oh well. 😁
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Twiggy is not only cute but also has a remarkable ability to weigh in on the positives and negatives of a gift. We, humans, tend to buy things on a whim without thoroughly evaluating the item. Thank you, Twiggy, for another lesson.
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Thank you for the lovely comment, Karen. 😁
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My grand puppy has the same hedgehog. After a while it does stop shedding. Maybe you could hurry the shedding along with some brushing or something. Then again, Twiggy’s new bumblebee looks fun!
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She loves that toy. She has been playing with it for two days which is an all time record. It has everything she likes; strings, ropes, crunch, and drool resistant covering.
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Shedding would definitely be an issue. Hate it when my toys do that too.
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Ha ha ha. Thanks, Charles.
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It appears the BEE MINE was calling to you, Twiggy. ❤
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I think you are right Miss Annette. 😁
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Gotta appreciate how analytical she is. I love that the “antennae are very satisfying” and the toy exceeded her expectations, especially considering it was a leftover from Valentine’s Day. Sounds like she found a winner. Sneak in an ear scratch from me while she’s playing. (Or save it for later. Your call.) Thanks for the Thursday smiles, John.
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She loves that toy. I’m glad you got a smile. Thanks for the ear scratch Miss Staci. 😁
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Oh gosh, “give a dog a bone” just isn’t as easy as it sounds. A mouth full of fur…poor Twiggy! xo
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Yes much tongue work to get rid of the fur. Thanks, Jill
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Seems Twiggy may be finding her niche as a dog toy tester and reviewer!
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She’s been observing The Producer taste wine so I think there is a carry over there. Thanks, Frank.
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Does that mean you’re now chugging bourbon?
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When did I stop?
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🤣
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Poor hedgehog. He’ll have to hang out with the seldom used toys now.
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Yeah he’s back in the secret closet of toys to be introduced later.
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Good choice, Twiggy.
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“A bit floral without the usual vinyl interference.” Love that. The hedgehog is cute!
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It is cute. I was sorry that it was not more durable. Choking on fur is not the way to go. Thanks, Joan.
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Twiggy is clearly an expert on selecting toys! Maybe Hedgehog can cheer on play from the sidelines 🙂
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That is a great idea, Mae. Short of another dog we were trying to come up with another possible character to interact with Twiggy . We’ll see.Thanks for the suggestion. 😁
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The similarities between Twiggy’s review and the reports I get from a blogger who’s part of a wine-tasting group are hilarious. ‘Mouth feel’ made me laugh aloud. Clearly, the Twigster has high standards; it’s good that the Bee met them!
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She loves the Bee. Has played with it non-stop which is very unusual. The Producer taught her all about toy tasting from her wine tasting background.
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Twiggy is a true toy connoisseur. Cheers!
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Thank you, Liz. 😁
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You’re welcome, John.
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I see a kid’s book…Twiggy and the Hedgehog Who Needed a Wax. They could go to a spa…Twiggy and Hedge, , and Bee Mine could be the waxer. 🙂
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A wax is a great idea. That thing is like a cactus. 😁
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Maybe Twiggy and Hedge can get a Groupon…it would be cheaper.
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I’ll search my e-mails.😊
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LOL
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Twiggy is so discerning! I wouldn’t have thought about the fur coming off, but that’s a downer. I’ve bought all sorts of things for Garfield, only to discover that he is not “most cats” and doesn’t like anything much. The laser light is still his one favorite although he does battle with the small mice in the middle of the night!
Maybe you could clip the hedgehog?
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I think we’ll let Twiggy do the Bee and see if hedgehog has a future.
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My goodness. Twiggy has a calling! She has the vocabulary of a true connoisseur. Can’t blame her for dissing the hedgehog. That fluff on the tongue must be so unpleasant!
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If you have seen anyone try to get cotton out of their mouth then you have a picture of Twiggy trying to get rid of the fur. 😁
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That’s exactly how I picture it! I’ve had (don’t ask) that happen to me. Blech!
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I won’t ask but can imagine the struggle.
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Cotton ball used to remove nailpolish or makeup can get snagged on a nail and before you know it, it’s in your mouth coz you didn’t see it 😉
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I see. Makes sense.
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The perils of a beauty regimen!!
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Yes indeed.
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🙂
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Nice to see her examining the new toys and making a decision on which is better for her taste. 🙂
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Thanks, Tim. She does make good choices usually.
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Twiggy knows her toys!
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She definitely knows what she likes. Thanks, Denise.
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Awwwww … personally, I would have chosen the hedgehog toy, but then to each her own! I’m just a Sonic fan, I guess. I hope she enjoys her Bee Mine and that it lasts a good long while! Sending virtual pats to Miss Twiggy!
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Thank you, Jill. She would have liked the hedghog if the fur didn’t come out so easily. Fur in the mouth is not something she enjoys. 😊
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Can’t say as I blame her … I don’t much care for fur in the mouth, either! 😉
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Yes. Me too. 😁
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Twiggy definitely has a very sophisticated palate in addition to her exceptional evaluative skills…yes, she is Super Dog🏆
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Why thank you Mr. Tuna. 😁
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You are most welcome JWH. And, don’t call me Shirley🧑✈️🛫
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Aww, Twiggy…I’m sure you’ll take care of that shedding in no time and Mr. Hedgehog can become a treasured friend. Enjoy your new toy(s). Next time maybe Dad and Mom will spring for a flight of toys-that’s the way I get mine. 😉
Your fur-iend,
Elsa 🐾
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Oh, a flight of toys. I like that concept. I’ll have a word with them.
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Mom tells me flights are the ‘in thing’ these days. I’m not sure what she means because whenever flight comes up with me, it usually means I missed a bird or squirrel. Nuts to that!
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I know what it means to miss a bird. I stalk them with the utmost precision and they always seem to know when to leave. Flight is a good word for their actions.
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Hilarious, John. Twiggy really has a refined taste in toys. I think she might be a connoisseur of doggy toys. So cute. 😄
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Thank you, Gwen. She does know what she likes for sure. 😊
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It’s funny seeing Hedgehog, John. We had two, Hedgy (small) and Big Hedge that are among the very small group of toys Maddie didn’t rip apart on day one. Maybe it was that shedding problem.
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Normally Twiggy can dismember a toy quickly. When that happens we just take out the stuffing and it becomes a flat whatever it was. Hedgehog is pretty strong except for the shedding. We’ll give it another go later and see what happens.
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It’s amazing how they still sometimes want to play with the flat ones.
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Yeah I don’t get that.
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I think Twiggy has excellent Taste! 🙂 Loved the dialogue 🙂
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Thank you, Sue. I’m glad you liked it.
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Love this John, your pup warms my heart! Hugs, C
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I’m so glad Cheryl. Thanks for letting me know. 🤗
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I have a couple bottles of wine I’d like Twiggy’s opinion on. She had me at ‘Nice bouquet.’
This is wonderful.
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Ha ha ha. Thanks, Lois.
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Ha-ha-ha! Twiggy does the right thing participating in advertising, dear John. Mr. Hedgehog is a true gentletoy. Thank you for such an unexpected report. 😊😊😊🍤🍤🍤🍻🌺🌺🌺
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Mr Hedgehog is too gentle to live among Twiggy’s toys. He will do well to stay on a shelf.
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😁😁😁 You are right, it is safer to stay on the shelf for such a gentle creature like him. Besides, Twiggy’s teeth are too sharp for his soft spines. 🍎🦔
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So true. We’ll keep Mr. Hedgehog protected.
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👍👍👍 Let’s protect the hedgehogs! Right! 🙂
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Perfect. Thanks, Maria.
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I’m thinking Twiggy is ready to teach wine tasting classes.
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Ha ha ha. Thanks, Teri
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Twiggy, you are the best! And of course no dog wants to eat shedding. 🙂
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Thank you, Miss Jennie.
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You’re welcome! 🙂. And, speaking of dogs, I finished my dog post for you (just need to add a photo) and will post tomorrow. Woof!
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I’ll look for it.
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A new regular feature? “Twiggy’s Toy Review”
I’ll read them to Sterling and Hunter and see what they think.😁
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Ha ha ha. Fun idea, Eilene
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Herculean attempt there John … tough for Twiggy to choose from both because none can replace Lucy’s place for her but that’s how life must go on ! Sending healing prayers for Lucy and her family that’s missing her back on the planet!
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Thank you, Shagun.
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Haha! We own that toy too. We’ve bought practically every dog toy ever invented. Hardly any of them hold up. Lulu is a big fan of the squeaky ones.
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I don’t imagine Lulu pulls out the fur.
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Twiggy, such discriminating taste that you have. You should consider doing a video aimed at those dogs (Daisy) who only give it one sniff and one bite before ignoring a new stuffed toy.
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You just haven’t hit on the right note, Steve. I’m sure Daisy has a discriminating taste in toys. 😁
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She does, anything that requires more than 2 minutes of her attention gets tossed aside. But she does like going through her toy basket for 25 minutes to select one. But she’s our best friend and we love her.
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Twiggy does that undecided basket pause as well. Thanks, Steve.
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This is just too funny, John! I’m glad Twiggy’s discerning palate led her to choose the Bee. Probably a better bet than that hedgehog. Monk has one of those, but I can only let him have it for short spells at a time. I haven’t noticed it shedding, but Monk has a habit of tearing up his toys.
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Twiggy likes to grab the fur with her teeth and yank. We try to keep fur toys to a minimum. Thanks for the comment.
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In-depth research is always important.
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It is. Thanks, Pam. 😁
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Twiggy is quite the connoisseur of dog toys 🙂 She could do product reviews for Consumer Reports 😉
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She is. Some would say fussy rather than connoisseur. 😁
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Way to go Twiggy! I dig a girl who knows what she likes.
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And she does
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Twiggy is very smart and rational. Not swayed by a cute face.
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So true. Thanks, Luanne.
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Twiggy is smart to stay away from anything shedding. A nightmare to clean up after and creates a tummy ache. Cute, John.
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Our thinking entirely. Thanks, Audrey.
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Haha! Twiggy the connoisseur. I got a huge kick out of her sniffing the hedgehog’s butt. Thanks for these smiles, John. Hugs.
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Hugs, Teagan. Glad you liked the post.
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No aftertaste, Twiggy is too cute, John, and I think she should post online reviews. She’s very insightful.
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Thanks, Lauren. 😁
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Lololol!
Very creative post, John!
Twiggy, I like both your new toys, but then I don’t have to chew on them.
I know how you feel about getting fur in your mouth. I have a fluffy cat, and his fur is always getting in my mouth when I pet him.
We even have fur tumbleweeds around the apartment.
Tel your dad, 🐂⨷🐂⨷
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The fur is bothersome Miss Resa. We have a few tumble weeds too. Thanks for the lovely message. Dad says 2(🌺X 🌺X)
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I think it was because of ‘the pleasing crunch’. 🙂
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I’ll bet you are right. Beats fur in the mouth every time. 😁
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Lol, true dat! 🙂
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It seemed to start with a staring match with the hedgehog. Thankfully, better sense prevailed.
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Yes, indeed.
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