The soothing cup of coffee reaches my lips. The deep intake of breath brings the healing aroma deep into the lungs. The first sip of the nectar of the gods enters the bloodstream and hits the brain like a free-based drag of heroin. This is legal, is the first thought. Well mostly. At least there will be no arrest for caffeine usage, is the second.
Once the internal conversation over the coffee high is finished, the mind remembers that the security system has been off for a week, and a package from the Warner Brothers President is sitting on the front porch. Looking around the living room shows that no monsters typically lurking outside have made it into the house.
Opening the front door confirms the package is still there and has not been moved. A cautious approach is for who knows what could be in there? There is a tab on the side that says “pull me.” A quick yank and the sides of the box fall down. A large urn with the Warner Brothers logo prominently displayed on the front is inside. The thought of what to do with this monstrosity enters my mind. As if to answer my question, Speedy Gonzoles zips up and hands me a letter and disappears in a cloud of dust.
The letter states that the urn is magic and all that has to be done is give it a rub. There is a P.S. on the letter from Linda Hill. Your Friday prompt for Stream of Consciousness Saturday reads: “mostly/at least.” Use one, use ’em both, use ’em any way you’d like. Bonus points if they both appear in your post. Enjoy!
If you want to see what other bloggers have done with the prompt, visit Linda’s blog . Here is the link . https://lindaghill.com/2023/09/08/the-friday-reminder-and-prompt-for-socs-sept-9-2023/
Mostly/At least by John W. Howell © 2023
“Mostly you cover the prompt. At least you didn’t go on and on.”
“What do you mean ‘mostly?’
“Well you could have gone into a little detail.”
“Like what?”
“Why would you consider caffein mostly legal.”
“I thought it was a little early in the day for philosophical discussions.”
“Philosophical discussions? About caffeine?”
“See. You don’t get it.”
“Okay explain.”
“Well I could have gone on about the rainforests being replaces by coffee plants or worker being poor;y paid for picking the beans.”
“I see what you mean about too early.”
“I’ll bet you didn’t know that for every cup of coffee drunk the world loses and inch of rainforest.”
“Okay pleals let me change the subject.”
“Okay go.”
“How many Voo Doo Rangers does it take to destroy how much of the rainforest?”
“None and none.”
“Excellent. Let’s give up coffee for Voo Doo Rangers.”
“You already ordered Uber, right?”
“Yeah they are right over there.”
“Which one? The 1960 F100 pickup or the road grinder?”
Photo by Dan Antion – https://nofacilities.com/
“Both.”
“Both why?”
“Cause the grinder only has one seat so one of us will have to stand on the back.”
“I nominate you.”
“Okay going. Then you coming back.”
“Let’s go.”
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a brilliant use of an impossible prompt, John…
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Thank you so much, Jaye.
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Thank you for the llnk.
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Well done on the prompt, John, but you got a bad deal on the ride. Standing after the VooDoo Rangers is going to be much harder. Now you’ve got me wondering about what happens when you give that urn a rub…you are going to rub it…right?
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I think that’s what is going to happen but who knows?
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They mostly decided to compromise.
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For sure.
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Whatever you do, don’t rub that urn!
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Ha ha ha. I’m thinking of calling the ACME urn disposal company to come get it.
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Sounds like a plan!
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Makes me happy to drink tea. 😁
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Doing your part but sadly tea farms are causing deforestation as well.
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True human nature. Everything hurts our surroundings. Brings credence to the theory we might be an invasive species on this planet.
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In my mind that is so true.
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Good, John. It’s something to consider, for sure, the effect on the environment of our everyday activities. I do really like coffee, though.
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Yeah me too. Someone else is going to be the one to give it up. Thanks, Tim
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A ride on the grinder sounds like fun to me! Happy Saturday, John.
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Happy Saturday to you, Jill *sung to the tune of Blue Moon by the Marcels
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I love what you did with this prompt.
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Thank you, Kymber. It was fun.
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Have fun at the pub. That urn will be waiting when you get home.
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That is what I’m afraid of. Thanks, Craig.
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Well, John, you have given me a reason to be glad that I drink mostly tea. Although, someone is probably harming something harvesting tea as well. Oh well, at least with an adult refreshment, we can save a tree, right?
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Unless it’s Gin and then the poor juniper tree has to give up its berries.
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Well, I’m a brandy girl, so many fruits have given their lives for my enjoyment.
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Sustainable ingredients. 😁
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Speedy! Long time no see. He and his cousin, Slowpoke…they don’t make cartoons like that any longer.
Have fun riding on that grinder. Be sure to wave to all the kids who will think that is the coolest thing ever.
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Good idea to wave, Lois. Thanks. 😁
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Oh, the hard choices of life… Great use of the prompt, John. 😄
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Thank you, Gwen. Hope your Saturday is without hard choices.
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Me too! 😊
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Road grinder surfing on the way back from Voodoo Rangers ? ! ? ! The rhetorical question and warning is right there in small yet very bold print on the back of the VR bottle ” What could go wrong ?” Rubbing the urn could be the better choice… or not.
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I’m holding off on the urn rub. A few more Rangers and I might be ready. What could go wrong indeed.
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I’d love riding in back on the grinder! As for giving up coffee – it ain’t going to happen. But we make our one pot last all day!
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I only have one cup a day which means I use up a yard of rain forest a year. I’ll go with that.
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Good one on many levels, John 🙂 I might avoid rubbing that lamp though.
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Thank you, Denise. I think you are right
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Lol! I hate to hear that a cup of coffee damages the rain forest. Definitely ready to give it up, so mostly I’m going to ignore that bit of information. 🙂 At least you have great Uber rides!
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I’m totally ignoring it, Jan. Thanks.
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I feel as if you are doing the Lord’s work by giving up java for Voodoo, but hey, maybe that’s just me.
And I love that color blue!
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I liked the blue too. No it’s not just you. Zero rainforests wee harmed in making VooDoo Ranger. A toast to you both tonight.
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Seriously!
Yes, this is worthy of a toast, my man.
Salud!
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The grinder made sense if you’re talking about coffee. I’m glad I’m saving the rainforest by only drinking tea. I’m sure there is a negative in there somewhere.
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Yeah, tea trees being planted where rain forest used to be.
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I’ll try not too feel too guilty as I drink my coffee (she pauses in commenting to take a sip). Those rub me to get wish things always have a caveat so, maybe a little hesitation is in order. I love that pickup truck!
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I find when anything needs rubbing to get a wish, deep thought is a good thing. 😁
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I’m sitting here chuckling thinking I’ve gotta get my mind out of the gutter! (Too much canning and stuff…)
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I might have led you into the gutter. Not sorry though.
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I know you are not, you wicked man 😉
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🙃
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I like that pickup, John. 🙂 Great job on the prompt!
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Thank you, Lauren.
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Your stories always cheer me up, John, Have a good week!
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Thank you, Traci. Have a great week as well.
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Thank you!
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😊
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What will the magic urn bring when rubbed? Inquiring minds want to know. Yes, thank you for skipping the rainforest/coffee details. I think this Aqua Roomer needs a ride in that 1960 aqua pickup. 🙂
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We need to rub it next week for sure. 😳
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Yes!!!
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“Andale! Andale! Arriba! Arriba! Yii-hah!”
There’s more to that urn than meets the eye.
I think it’s a Shakespearean urn, I mean with the rub and all.
Guess I’ll just have to wait until next week to see what pops up!
Ya know, you guys are already stoopid drunk just thinking about VooDoo.
Why not just take the truck?
In closing:
It’s great that you point out how fast humans are using up the planet’s resources via the coffee example.
POP into my mind –
Pac Man – chomping away, eating, wolfing everything in his path until he bites IT! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtpsIx49ObY
Then once resurrected, having learned nothing, he chomps away, eating, wolfing everything in his path.
😶🌫️ꭓ 🥴ꭓ 😵💫ꭓ 😘ꭓ
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I enjoyed the time away with the Pac Man character. I think the visual is a good representation of what humans are doing to the rain forest.
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Yes… chomp away, now!
Ahh, the perfect emoji line-up for the comment.
A pretzel, a circle…. all twisted up.
I can’t improve!
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You are the only one on the planet who would get the twisted up symbolism. You are the best. 🥨X 🥨X 🥨X 🥨X
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Takes one to know one!
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🤗😘
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John, is that true about the rain forest and a cup of coffee?
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Yes, sadly.
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Wow, unbelievable.
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Hi John, I am so glad I don’t drink coffee. One less thing to feel guilty about.
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Ha ha ha. Thanks for the laugh, Robbie.
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