Stream of Consciousness Saturday – Prompt – “Favorite Place

~ John W. Howell

 

My favorite place is the kitchen. I do a lot of work there, and it is the home of my beloved coffee machine. It sits in its mysterious blackness on its haunches, just waiting for the order to strike. One touch of the power button is like waking up a sleeping dragon. The stretches, groans, and low growl let you know that the next move must be slow and easy. A move to the two-coffee button is scrutinized and anticipated. She knows me too well. The button is touched, and the resulting eruption of activity could startle the unaware. The frothy cup is complete within seconds, and the machine shares my sigh.

One sip of the delightful brew and the quiet air is ravaged by the Westminster chimes of the doorbell, followed by the eardrum challenge of the baying hounds. A quick toss of a line caught tuna packet into the nuclear-proof room with a door slam allows the brain to stop screaming for quiet. Just who would ring that bell when the sign says “Death to those who ring this bell” is anyone’s guess. Looking at the security screen, all that is visible are the ears of some kind of creature. With a sigh, the security system shutdown began.

The SWAT team needs to be put on standby. A quick text to the leader confirms that status. Also, the flight of A-10 Warthogs must be diverted. Another call to the commander puts that worry to rest. The control panel makes the shutdown of the security system process simpler. The boiling oil vats are put on standby, the Trebuchet on safety, the concertina wire rolled, the Claymore mines reset, the tower Gattling guns disengaged, the moat net dropped, the alligators fed, the IEDs and shoulder-held rockets put away. The locks on the door are thrown.

What stands before me looks very much like the Tasmanian Devil. He makes some noises that are not understandable and throws an envelope my way. He starts to whirl and disappears across the lawn and through the neighbor’s boxwoods. The envelope is from Linda Hill. The message inside reads:

Your Friday prompt for Stream of Consciousness Saturday is “favorite place.” Use it any way you’d like. Enjoy!

To see what others have done with the prompt, visit Linda Hill’s post. Here is the link; https://lindaghill.com/2025/05/09/the-friday-reminder-and-prompt-for-socs-may-10-2025/

Favorite Place by John W. Howell. © 2025

“I can tell you my favorite place.”

“So can everyone else who reads this stuff on Saturday.”

“Am I that transparent?”

“Like a sheet of Saran Wrap.”

“So yours is the kitchen.”

“Yup. I love to cook, and as I said, my coffee machine is there.”

“Where do you keep the Voo Doo Rangers?”

“In the fridge.”

“In the kitchen, right?”

“Right.”

“Then that’s my favorite place too.”

“But we are not going there.”

“Aw, how come?”

“‘Cause we do the pub on Saturdays.”

“Yeah, I know. I’ve even ordered an Uber. He’s over there.”

Photo by Dan Antion

“Okay, how did you know about the kitchen?”

“It was a coincidence.”

“Gibbs rule number thirty-nine.”

“What’s that?”

“There’s no such thing as a coincidence.”

“Okay, I confess. You spend a lot of time in the kitchen, so when it came to ordering an Uber, I thought it would be a nice surprise.”

“Well, it is. I like the idea of heading for the pub in a kitchen.”

“And when we get there, maybe they’ll let us sit in the kitchen.”

“Too far.”

“Okay, let’s go.”

“That’s my line.”

 

 

70 thoughts on “Stream of Consciousness Saturday – Prompt – “Favorite Place”

  1. Dear John
    I found a quote in a novel I am just reading, “Happiness” by Aminatta Forna (p. 62):
    “There’s less synchronicity and more causality than we often think. Things happen. Sometimes in ways we couldn’t even start to imagine.”
    Have a happy weekend
    Klausbernd 🙂

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  2. That coffee maker looks like it belongs on the Starship Enterprise, John. I’m not sure I could be trusted with that. I hope Tas-ish didn’t do too much damage to the boxwoods.

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      1. And now, some are striking because they are required to meet a dress code standard. Seems that some feel that they can’t express themselves with a dress code requirement. Well, they can always try ‘Joe’s Coffee Corner’ with no benefits,long hours and folks sleeping in your front entrance.

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  4. I’ll bet a lot of people would say the kitchen was their favorite room. Good coffee, food and stories come from the kitchen, only now we can add Uber!

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  5. Wow! Look at that coffee machine! If I had one, I’d live in the kitchen, too. I used to in our old house, but we have a small galley kitchen now so my new favorite place is my office. I can see the squirrels and birds outside through the windows. the flowers on the patio, and Garfield sleeps on his tree nearby.

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  8. Oh my, yes indeed. The kitchen didn’t used to be a wonderful place for me. It used to feel like a means to an end, the place where I had to work even more while kids demanded my attention to get food onto the table. It didn’t help that tiny munchkins often objected to that food.😂 These days my kitchen feels more like yours.

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  9. You got me flummoxed about why your guards need to deploy Inter uterine devices unless it’s a search of an impregnable uterus, either that or it is one of the most hilarious typos ever. Very imaginative in either case.

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  11. Your first paragraph is simply poetically divine, John! (giving Pilgrim a run for his money, are ya?) And I love your coffee machine – those “eyes”…

    I fear signs were meant to be disregarded. An awful thing when it disturbs your delightful morning ritual!!

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    1. I could never give Pilgrim a run for the money. I could go full tilt, and he would run circles around me. I have told him he is the greatest. I mean that, too. When I read his stuff, I want to heave my MAC into the nearest muddy swamp. Thank you so much for the compliment though, Dale. I loved it. 🤗

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      1. While I cannot disagree with his ridiculous skill with his plume, you still gave us a lovely paragraph. I despair of coming up to his ankles.
        Glad you did.

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  12. No security system, a Mr Coffee that is beginning to show its age, and cats who run and hide at the sound of the doorbell. Notice any differences from your place? 😂😹

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  16. Great post, John! You have a gift for painting pictures with words. When you and the coffee machine sigh in unison, I heard that all the way over here!!! Also cute picture of the machine with those eyes. Gives off Brave Little Toaster vibes.

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  17. Your novella on the Coffee Bean is must read stuff, Boss. You’re always telling me how much you love my writing but mango meets smoothie when you get going like this. Bravo, good man!

    As for the prompt, that was a first line getaway! After which you provided the perfect Voodoo ride with this kitchen van. Personally, I’d get a six pack and a pie to go and just go back to the Uber. Best of both worlds.

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  18. The kitchen is my favorite place too, for similar reasons, the coffee, the voodoo rangers, the other beer, the food and the fact that I brew beers there. Our dog Rollo loves the kitchen too. He is hoping that I would spill wort on floor so he can lap it up. It taste sweet. Unfortunately, wort contains hops and I just learned that hops is toxic to dogs, so that has to stop. I am paying more attention to people food potentially being dangerous to dogs after a sad experience. I look everything up.

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  22. Gibb’s rules indeed.

    I had to look that up.

    There may not be coincidences in murder, but

    Fibbs rule # 39 – Some coincidences are murder.

    Take the Tasmanian devil, for instance! He drinks 39 cups of coffee in the morning. Coincidence? I think not. And that is why you will never be able to take him… anywhere – especially to a VooDoo Ranger pub.

    He’s a VoomDoom!

    🌪X 🌪X 🌪X

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  23. Does you coffee machine have mean eyes on purpose? Gibbs…I miss him and his rules. Coffee and VooDoo Ranger in the kitchen sounds like a win-win.

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  24. The coffee machine & a writer is the best creative union. I have my Bialetti & after a cup of homemade capuccino inspiration flies.
    Besides, she is very pretty! Thank you, dear John!🌹🍤🍤🍤🍻

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