“Twiggy. What do you want to play?”
“We could do Puma and Panther.”
“The panther senses that danger is near.”
“The puma holds its breath cause clearly the Panther is confused.”
“The panther responds to the snap of a twig in the jungle.”
“Clearly the Panther is hallucinating.”
“The panther excuses herself and goes in search of prey.”
“Wow. What am I, chopped liver?”
“The panther picks up speed in pursuit of the scent.”
“The puma decides to take five.”
“The Panther rests on the prairie.”
The puma heads back to the den.”
“The Panther notices movement in the bull rushes by the oasis.”
“The Puma wonders if mental conditions are catchy.”
“The Panther begins the slow stalk to take the prey by surprise.”
“The puma bids her time till the idiot is in range.”
“The unsuspecting wild pig has no idea the Panther is in range.”
“Hey, who are you calling a pig?”
“The Panther ignores the wild pig and concentrates on the sound of kibble.”
“I think that sound is your imagination. It’s not dinner time.”
“How would a wild pig know?”
“You ever deal with an angry wild pig?”
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Those two are hilarious. I love how they play together.
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Thank you, Darlene. 😊
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These stories are very cute, John. What fun
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Thank you, Robbie. 😀
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Yes, what fun!
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Thank you, Joy.
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The wild pig is right!! haha
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Young ladies, you warmed up this chilly Michigan day with your playful antics! ❤
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Thank you, Miss Annette. It makes us happy when you enjoy our madness.😀
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Looks like the pig needs a cuddle.
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She always needs a cuddle. 😊
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We all need a cuddle.
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Amen, sister.
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I love the panther and puma tales! Clearly kibble is more important than a wild pig!
Give them both some belly runs for me.
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Thank you, Noelle. I will give them belly rubs from you. 😊
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These two have quite the rapport! Love the sarcasm 😉
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I’m glad you do, Dale. Thanks. 🤗
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But of course! 🤗
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Oh, poor Panther isn’t getting any respect today!
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She has days like that for sure. 😊
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This was hilarious! ‘bull rushes by the oasis’–the panther has one heck of an imagination, but Twiggy’s comebacks are so funny. You girls need to take this show on the road! But wait…the sound of kibble.
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I agree. They could open in New Haven, then on to Broadway. I’d stand in line to see them…wouldn’t you. 🙂
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Definitely!! John–front row seats and backstage passes, please!
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You want a limo, pre-party, and post-party access, I suppose.
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And T and T-shirts. 🙂
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Yes indeed. Tour shirts for sure.
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Can’t you just see it? They’d be such a hit. 🙂
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Coming soon to a city near you. 😀
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Too funny. 🙂
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Yes, the sound of kibble. Overrides all other sounds.
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I guess a pig would recognize all sounds of food.
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I think so. 😀
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I like the way your pets think!
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Maybe I rub off on them. Thanks, Neil. 😊
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Fun venture into the girls world. Never know when danger or an annoyed pup may pounce.
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That is true. It could be one or the other.
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Cute and clever contrast. 😄 A lovely day to you!
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Thank you, Michele. Wishing you a lovely day as well. 😊
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Thanks so much John! 📚
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Loved your interview.
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Thank you for watching, John. I’m grateful for the invitation. 😊
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Yes. I have never been invited to participate.
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Not yet… 😊
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Like dueling poets…who you calling a pig? 🙂
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🤣 Love it.
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Good to see these two back to playing Puma and Panther. 🙂
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I thought it was time. Thanks, Jan.
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It’s always fun to see Puma and Panther chase/play/annoy one another. 😄 Have a great day, John. We’re preparing for a flood–supposedly. 🙄
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A flood? OMG, how is that possible?
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Very fun playtime. I hope they find that wild kibble soon 🙂
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I hope they don’t find wild kibble. Thanks, Denise. 😀
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Lol
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What imaginations these two have!! How is Twiggy doing? If she’s up for the Panther/Puma contest, she must be feeling better (I hope!). Monk agrees with them: the sound of food (or perhaps the UPS guy) overshadows most everything!
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Twiggy is feeling pretty normal. We need to get with the doc to see the next steps.
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I do appreciate Twiggy’s snark, lol.
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Ha ha ha. Thanks, Teri.
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Hahahaha! John, you’re in rare form. I chuckled, then by the time I got to “The Puma wonders if mental conditions are catchy,” I was laughing out loud. By the end of the post, I woke up Daphne who was napping in her editor’s hammock. Huge hugs.
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Thank you for sharing that you like the post. It gives me pleasure to think you enjoyed it. Hugs.
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Marlin Perkins would be proud!
Sorry I could retweet this but X is not letting me log in for some reason.
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I read where it did finally let you in. 😊
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😉
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Never mind, it let me in finally.
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Good.
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Cracks me up, as always. “The Puma wonders if mental conditions are catchy.” Too funny. Sending the girls belly rubs. Thanks for the bright spot in my day, John.
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So glad you enjoyed it, Staci. 😊
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The panther doesn’t seem to have a long attention span. It’s a good thing her prey isn’t really dangerous.
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She is a youngster, so the span needs to be developed. Thanks, Dan
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I think selling streaming rights for the series “Puma And Panther” would spark a true bidding war, but you know how that ends, John. We wouldn’t want them to become total divas…
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Which they would become.
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They’re so cute, John, and I always enjoy seeing them.
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Thank you, Tim. 😀
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Haha! That was great fun, John.
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I’m glad you liked it, Pete. Thanks for letting me know.
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They are hilarious and very cute. It is so great that they have each other. I had a good time reading and looking at the photos.
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I’m glad you enjoyed the story, Thomas. Yes, they are fortunate to have each other, although there are a few times they don’t appreciate that fact.
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Yes there will always be some conflicts.
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Hahahaha…wild pig. Love the dialog between these two. Too funny.
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I’m so glad you liked it, Monika. Thanks.
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Hahaha!!
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Hey… when did this wild pig ting come up?
Careful Tempeste. The wild pig could be a wild boar… then you’re in big pig trouble!!
“The puma decides to take five.” – 😂X
Happy to see all is well at T’n’T!
🐗X 🐗X
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Yup, all good here. Thanks, Miss Resa. 😀X
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ROFL!! That was fun and funny. It’s good to see them enjoying the backyard, and reading the Panther and Puma adventures…er um wild pig adventures. 😂
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Thank you, Deborah. It is good to see Twiggy more normal. Glad you liked it.
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Your dear girls, dear John. It’s so good to see Twiggy recovering. Much love to you, Mrs H, Twiggy & Tempeste. Xx 🩷
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Thank you and love back to you and Tim, Jane.😊
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Another fun segment of the dynamic duo. 🙂
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Glad you liked it, Debby.
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Yin & Yang playing))) it seems to me that Tempeste is more fond of active games than toys. Greetings to oldie Mr. Eel🌞😁🍻🍤🍤🍤
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There is a series of Hitler parodies on YouTube in German with English subtitles. Essentially, for people who don’t follow German, whatever is being spoken is irrelevant. What is relevant is the English subtitles created by someone with a vivid imagination, which connect to anything current, like Covid, or the bar exam, or anything, like John’s commentary on a sequence of pix of Twiggy and Tempeste, which make a story out of it regardless of what they may have been doing or thinking. When I am on one I am reminded of the other.
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I have seen those. They are from the bunker scene in the movie. Very funny.
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