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Top Ten Things Not to Do While Tailgating at a Football Game.

The inspiration for this list is the return of the American football season. The college schedule is in full swing and here are a few things to avoid this year. 10 If you are tailgating, do not set out an overstuffed couch. If you do, at best folks will think you are so seventies. At […]

Top Ten Things Not to Do After a Hurricane Hits Your House

  10 If a hurricane hits your house, do not start a Go Fund Me campaign. If you do, at best you’ll look like a privateer. At worst, you may not collect anything but some old Chucky Cheese tokens. ( Made you feel better for a day huh, Boewolf?) 9 If a hurricane hits your house, […]

Top Ten Things Not to Do When Faced With Back to School

  The inspiration for this list came from years and years of back to school events. Now that all the kids are no longer in school, I can list out things with a degree of objectivity. 10 If you are faced with back to school, do not buy any clothes without checking with your child […]

Ten Things Not to Do Holding Up a Bank

The inspiration for this list came out of a conversation I had with Charles Yallowitz. He was mentioning a character named Frank who was not very good at bank hold ups. I thought maybe I would bring Frank back at some point and decided to give him some help should he want to get back […]

Top Ten Things Not to Do on a Photo Shoot.

  This list was inspired by my Producer. We did a shoot yesterday and the subject of Ten Things Not to Do came up. I have to admit publically that I only did number ten once.  The rest – all fiction. I hope you enjoy the list. 10. If you are on a photo shoot, […]

Top Ten Things Not to Do While Tubing

  The inspiration for this post is the Texas sport of tubing. To be a tuber, all you need is a truck inner tube, cooler of beer, snacks, and a lovely full river like the Guadalupe. Since I have not been tubing myself, this list is a matter of observation. 10 If you are tubing, […]

Top Ten Things Not to Do Returning From a Long Trip

  The inspiration for this list was my return from a ten-day trip. Just in case you wonder I am entirely innocent of any of these incidents. Hope you enjoy. Top Ten Things Not to Do Returning From a Long Trip 10 If you are returning from a long trip, do not forget where you […]