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Top Ten Things Not to Do Playing Board Games

  The inspiration for this list is the approaching holidays where families all gather around and play a board game or two. I hope you enjoy the list. 10 If you are playing a board game, do not insist on using the same token as last year. If you d,  at best, you will be […]

Top Ten Things Not to Do in Your Halloween Costume.

  The inspiration for this list was seeing a guy out in public in a Halloween costume. It struck me that he was unaware of the stares and reaction of those around him. Hope you enjoy. 10 If you are in your Halloween costume, do not go into the bank to make a withdrawal. If you […]

Top Ten Things Not to Do Before You’ve Had Your Coffee

  The inspiration for this list came from the various and sundry things that needed to be done to begin to get back to normal after Hurricane Harvey. I haven’t done any of these, but it was fun pretending and I would certainly have some coffee before trying. 10 If you’ve not had your coffee, […]

Top Ten Things Not to Do While Tailgating at a Football Game.

The inspiration for this list is the return of the American football season. The college schedule is in full swing and here are a few things to avoid this year. 10 If you are tailgating, do not set out an overstuffed couch. If you do, at best folks will think you are so seventies. At […]

Top Ten Things Not to Do After a Hurricane Hits Your House

  10 If a hurricane hits your house, do not start a Go Fund Me campaign. If you do, at best you’ll look like a privateer. At worst, you may not collect anything but some old Chucky Cheese tokens. ( Made you feel better for a day huh, Boewolf?) 9 If a hurricane hits your house, […]

Top Ten Things Not to Do When Faced With Back to School

  The inspiration for this list came from years and years of back to school events. Now that all the kids are no longer in school, I can list out things with a degree of objectivity. 10 If you are faced with back to school, do not buy any clothes without checking with your child […]

Ten Things Not to Do Holding Up a Bank

The inspiration for this list came out of a conversation I had with Charles Yallowitz. He was mentioning a character named Frank who was not very good at bank hold ups. I thought maybe I would bring Frank back at some point and decided to give him some help should he want to get back […]