Friday Johnku – AKA – TGIF – Fri-Yay/Good News

Worker bees feeding in the lab, Oxford Bee Lab. Credit: Caroline Wood

 

Today’s good news comes from Science Daily. Thanks to Noelle Granger for sending it in

Scientists uncovered the nutrients bees were missing — Colonies surged 15-fold

A lab-made diet supercharged bee colonies and could help save our food supply.

Date: March 27, 2026

Source: University of Oxford

A team of researchers led by the University of Oxford has developed a breakthrough food supplement that could help reverse the alarming decline of honeybees.

Working with Royal Botanic Gardens Kew, the University of Greenwich, and the Technical University of Denmark, the scientists engineered a diet that mimics the key nutrients bees normally get from pollen.

When tested, colonies fed this supplement produced up to 15 times more young. The findings were published in the journal Nature.

Bees Are Starving for the Right Nutrients

Honeybees rely on pollen as their main food source. It contains essential lipids called sterols that are critical for growth and development.

But climate change and intensive farming have reduced the variety of flowers bees depend on. As a result, bees are increasingly missing key nutrients.

Beekeepers often use artificial pollen substitutes made from protein flour, sugars, and oils. These provide calories but lack the sterols bees need, leaving colonies nutritionally deficient.

A Lab-Made Solution Using Engineered Yeast

To fill this gap, researchers engineered the yeast Yarrowia lipolytica to produce a precise mix of six essential sterols.

They added this yeast to bee diets and tested it over three months in controlled glasshouse experiments. The enclosed setup ensured bees ate only the experimental feed.

Colonies Grew Faster and Stayed Healthier

The results were dramatic. Colonies receiving the enriched diet produced up to 15 times more larvae that reached the pupal stage compared with those on standard diets.

They also continued raising brood throughout the entire study period. Colonies without sterols stopped producing brood after about 90 days.

Even more striking, the nutrient profile of larvae matched that of bees feeding naturally, suggesting the supplement closely replicates real pollen nutrition.

Scientists Say This Could Be a Game Changer

Senior author Professor Geraldine Wright (Department of Biology, University of Oxford), said: “Our study demonstrates how we can harness synthetic biology to solve real-world ecological challenges. Most of the pollen sterols used by bees are not available naturally in quantities that could be harvested on a commercial scale, making it otherwise impossible to create a nutritionally complete feed that is a substitute for pollen.”

Lead author Dr. Elynor Moore (Department of Biology, University of Oxford at the time of the study, now Delft University of Technology) added: “For bees, the difference between the sterol-enriched diet and conventional bee feeds would be comparable to the difference for humans between eating balanced, nutritionally complete meals and eating meals missing essential nutrients like essential fatty acids. Using precision fermentation, we are now able to provide bees with a tailor-made feed that is nutritionally complete at the molecular level.”

Cracking the Code of Bee Nutrition

To figure out what bees actually need, researchers analyzed tissues from pupae and adult bees. This required extremely delicate lab work, including dissecting individual nurse bees.

They identified six key sterols that dominate bee biology: 24-methylenecholesterol, campesterol, isofucosterol, β-sitosterol, cholesterol, and desmosterol.

CRISPR and Yeast Make It Scalable

Using CRISPR-Cas9 gene editing, the team programmed Yarrowia lipolytica to produce these sterols efficiently.

This yeast was chosen because it naturally produces lipids, is safe for food use, and can be scaled up for industrial production. The final supplement is made by growing the yeast in bioreactors and drying it into a powder.

Why This Matters for Food and Farming

Honeybees help produce more than 70% of major global crops. But their populations are under severe pressure from poor nutrition, climate change, parasites, disease, and pesticides.

In the U.S., annual colony losses have ranged from 40 to 50% in recent years and could reach as high as 60 to 70% in 2025.

This new supplement could strengthen bee health without increasing competition for limited wildflowers. It may even evolve into a complete nutritional feed.

Helping Wild Bees Too

Co-author Professor Phil Stevenson (RBG Kew and Natural Resources Institute, University of Greenwich) added: “Honey bees are critically important pollinators for the production of crops such as almonds, apples, and cherries, and so are present in some crop locations in very large numbers, which can put pressure on limited wildflowers. Our engineered supplement could therefore benefit wild bee species by reducing competition for limited pollen supplies.”

A Potential Breakthrough for Beekeepers

Danielle Downey (Executive Director of honeybee research nonprofit Project Apis m., not affiliated with the study) said: “We rely on honey bees to pollinate one in three bites of our food, yet bees face many stressors. Good nutrition is one way to improve their resilience to these threats, and in landscapes with dwindling natural forage for bees, a more complete diet supplement could be a game-changer. This breakthrough discovery of key phytonutrients that, when included in feed supplements, allow sustained honey bee brood rearing has immense potential to improve outcomes for colony survival, and in turn the beekeeping businesses we rely on for our food production.”

What Happens Next

Larger field trials are still needed to confirm long-term benefits. If successful, the supplement could reach farmers within two years.

The same technology could also be adapted to support other pollinators or farmed insects, opening new paths for sustainable agriculture.

The good news in this story is that science is helping nature. Today’s JohnKu talks about science. I hope you have a super weekend.

Discoveries by John W. Howell © 2026

Some discoveries,

Are a human one-way street . . .

Others are for all.

Thursday – A Little Personal – Twiggy and Tempeste in the Jungle

“The Panther looks over and sees two victims. A hapless Puma or helpless chicken.”

“Brother, so the drama begins.”

The Panther decides it will be Chicken Licken for lunch.”

“Nice illiteration there, Panther.”

“The Panther decides to take her prey to the mountain top for a peaceful meal.”

“Where else is there to go? No trees in sight.”

“The Panther struggles under the weight of the huge chicken.”

“That stuffed chicken is almost weightless.”

“Finally, to the top of the mountain. The Panther checks to make sure all is secure.”

“I would not open your mouth, Miss Panther. That raging river below could sweep your prey away.”

The Panther holds the prey and tells the Puma to buzz off.”

“The Puma can’t bear to watch what happens next.”

“Arrrrg, the chicken slips from the Panther’s grasp and falls in the raging water below.”

“The Puma resists saying ‘I told you so'”

“The Puma, feeling pangs of hunger, approaches Cocoa and Doughdoe.”

“Like you would ever see those two as prey.”

“The Panther decides to forget the prey and think more about beating up the Puma.”

“The Puma thinks and then says  out loud, ‘Bring it on, Panther.'”

“How about tomorrow?”

“Deal.”

Tuesday – Anything Possible – Finger Point Prompt –

Today I randomly opened Circumstances of Childhood to page 127. I closed my eyes and pointed to the page. My finger is closest to the word “urgent.” That is our prompt today.

Urgent by John W. Howell © 2026.

“Hurry up.”

“What’s the deal?”

“It’s urgent.”

“What?”

“The thing you have to see.”

“For heaven’s sake. You are moving like someone possessed.”

“Well. I don’t want it to go away.”

“This must be pretty important.”

“Not important, just interesting.”

“Have you seen it before?”

“Yeah, of course. You will get a kick out of this. too.”

“I hope it is worth being almost out of breath for.”

“Don’t worry, it will be worth it.”

“Are we almost there?”

“Yup, see that outcropping right ahead?”

“Yeah.”

“We need to be under it.”

“Okay, that is easy. Now that we are here, what am I looking for?

“Wait one minute.”

“Uh huh.”

“There it is.”

“What is it?”

“A stupid worm on a hook.”

“Wait. You mean one of those idiots thinks he can catch us with a lousey worm?”

“That’s right.”

“Oh my gosh. What trout in its right mind is going to go for that?”

“My thoughts exactly.”

“Whoa. Did you see that?”

“Yeah, that stupid bluegill came out of nowhere.”

“I hope he enjoys being a guest at dinner.”

“Ha ha ha. What a dope. Hold on, is that a mayfly?”

“Where?”

“Out by that rock. Just floating.”

“Be careful.”

“Right there are plenty of mayflies somewhere where these worm baters aren’t.”

“Look, another one.”

“Yup. Let’s get out of here.”

 

Top Ten Things Not to Do While Trying to Attract Other Authors to Do a Top Ten List

Photo by Sean Foster on Unsplash

 

This post was published on July 21, 2014. For some reason, I had it in my mind that another author would like to co-write the top ten not-to-do lists with me. I learned a valuable lesson, but it was a fun list, so I’m sharing it again. No, I am not soliciting another co-author.

Top Ten Things Not to Do While Trying to Attract Other Authors to Do a Top Ten List

10. If you are trying to attract other authors for a top ten-guest appearance, do not make them believe they will become rich and famous. If you do, at best, they will overlook the one “like” and still speak to you. At worst, they could find a way to troll your blog for the rest of your life.

9.  If you are trying to attract other authors for a top ten-guest appearance, do not try to write a top ten list for them. If you do, at best, you will probably include information that makes no sense. At worst, you might unintentionally include embarrassing information that the author had no idea you knew, and which will put you on the author’s hate list for all time.

8.  If you are trying to attract other authors for a top ten-guest appearance, do not lead them to believe it is easy. If you do, at best, you may never get the author to guest blog again. At worst, you may receive unpleasant e-mails from your former colleague requesting that you place your list where the sun doesn’t shine.

7.  If you are trying to attract other authors for a top ten-guest appearance, do not think you won’t need a post for that day. If you do, at best, you will be scrambling to put together something at the last minute. At worst, you will publish an incoherent post that is so off the mark you’ll want to enroll in a witness protection program and will be willing to commit a crime to do so.

6. If you are trying to attract other authors for a top ten-guest appearance, do not force the subject. If you do, at best, you may end up with a top ten list of nothing. At worst, you will no doubt antagonize your readers with the junk produced and will have made an enemy for life of the author.

5. If you are trying to attract other authors for a top ten-guest appearance, do not insist on running your own media. If you do, at best, your media will have absolutely no tie-in to the list. At worst, you will have the pleasure of enjoying your media selection alone, a state that may prove permanent.

4. If you are trying to attract other authors for a top ten-guest appearance, do not set up a set of pre-publish rules that may be impossible to follow. If you do, at best, you may find yourself listless on Monday. At worst, you may cause what has been a lovely relationship with the author to degenerate into twelve paces at dawn, and you don’t know how to fire a flintlock pistol.

3. If you are trying to attract other authors for a top ten-guest appearance, do not promise food or money for participation. If you do, at best, you will need to figure out a way to select the best lists. At worst, you may be put in a position of turning down beautiful lists because you have run out of money and food, turning those you don’t accept into lifelong Voodoo practitioners.

2. If you are trying to attract other authors for a top ten-guest appearance, do not offer to guest post on their blog in return. If you do, at best, you might get a nibble or two. At worst, you will be listening to the crickets for a long time since none of those who are offered really want you to guest post.

1. If you are trying to attract other authors for a top ten-guest appearance, do not plead, beg, cry, or kick your feet. If you do, at best, your fellow bloggers will find a way to unfollow you. At worst, you will broadcast your desperation, which, in the jungle as well as in the blogosphere, can lead to being pounced upon by hungry lions.

 

Views of the Neighborhood – Lakeway City Wide Garage Sale

Today, we are going to the Lakeway Activity Center to check out the city-wide garage sale. We are catered by  Red Ash of Austin, and our entertainment is The Beatles.

Menu

WOOD GRILLED 10oz BEEF FILET – roasted shallot butter / 30-day wet age, Fred Linz, Chicago
10OZ BEEF FILET WITH FRESH BLUE CRAB FONDUTA – wood grilled and sliced, 30-day wet age, Fred Linz, Chicago /
WOOD ROASTED BEEF BONE MARROW & WILD MUSHROOM RISOTTO – shallot butter / shaved grana / natural jus
OSSO BUCO MILANESE – extra thick cut, red wine braised veal shank/saffron risotto/lemon gremolata
POLLO ALLA DIAVOLO -half roasted chicken / crostoni / lemon / garlic / calabrian chile / natural jus
WILD RED SNAPPER A LA PLANCHA “LIVORNESE STYLE – Campari tomato/capers / Mediterranean olives
zucchini / fresh herbs/shellfish broth
SAUTEED NORTH PACIFIC HALIBUT – sweet corn risotto / fava beans / calabrian chile / chervil
COLD WATER LOBSTER TAILS “SCAMPI STYLE – emon butter/spaghettini a.o.p. / crostoni

Picture of an old time school bus

Get on the bus.

The Activity Center

Boxes for leftover “treasure” that folks might want to donate rather than take home.

A lot of stuff.

Click image for a closer view.

A varied collection.

A bunch of books.

All things bottles.

Lamps and more.

Fishing rods and bracelets.

A pink 1960 Triumph TR3

Riding helmets and a tennis racket.

Interesting stuff.

Well, it’s time for food and music. I hope you have a great week.

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Stream of Consciousness Saturday – Prompt – Portrait

A picture of a string with drops of water- the logo for SoCS

 

The song Portrait of My Love plays over and over in my mind. It was the last song on my playlist last night and now haunts me today. A fresh, hot, aromatic cup of joe will chase it away. With hope, the two coffee selection is made on the machine touchscreen. The first sip moved the song to the background. The second brings up “I Like It Like That” by the Dave Clark Five. Feeling doomed, the hope is that the third will bring peace. No such luck as the Westminster chimes of the doorbell join the cacophony of  Twiggy and Tempeste doing their best Hounds of Baskerville imitation. Two toys tossed into the soundproof room, and a slam of the door restores peace and harmony.

The monitor shows what appears to be Wile E. Coyote standing on the porch, holding an envelope and a large box marked ACME Vacuum Company. The conversation that ensued forced me(of course) to start the security shutdown process.

The SWAT team needs to be put on standby. A quick text to the leader confirms that status. Also, the flight of A-10 Warthogs must be diverted. Another call to the commander puts that worry to rest. The SEAL team needs to be called off, and a call to the leader makes that possible. The MH-60 Jayhawk Helicopter hovering over the house is diverted. A call to the tow truck driver stops the deployment of an M1A1 Abrams Tank. The control panel simplifies the security system’s shutdown process. The boiling oil vats are put on standby, the turret mortars disengaged, the Trebuchet on safety, the concertina wire rolled, the Claymore mines reset, the tower Gatling guns on safety, the moat net dropped, the alligators fed, and the IEDs and shoulder-held rockets put away. The Proton torpedoes switched off. The gamma ray beams covered. The high-powered maser guns switched to standby, and the nanorobots were chained in the basement. The Klingons are called back, and the Targ is caged. Robbie’s Bot is sent to the basement. The Tasmanian Devil is directed to the food in his cage, and the door drops. The electronic jammer is kept active, given a situation with a robot not too long ago. The locks on the door are thrown. And the door opened.

Wile hands me the envelope and clipboard, which I sign where indicated, and return the board. It is then that the unboxed vacuum is turned on, and my pockets are emptied. Lucky for me, all there is in them is a couple of dollars and some lint. Stepping back and slamming the front door ends the cleanout. These guys are like restaurants that add a 20% sevice charge to the bill without asking. Tipping must be mandatory these days.

Inside the envelope is a message from Linda Hill. It reads: Your Friday prompt for Stream of Consciousness Saturday is “portrait.” Use it anyway you’d like. Have fun!

To see what others have done with the prompt, visit Lina’s post at: https://lindaghill.com/2026/03/27/the-friday-reminder-and-prompt-for-socs-march-28-2026/

Portrait by John W. Howell © 2026

“You certainly got taken to the cleaners.”

“Can you believe it?”

“Serves you right for not tipping all those other guys.”

“Come on. They are doing what they get paid for, delivering packages and letters.”

“You give the mail person a gift at Christmas.”

“That’s different.”

“How?”

“Showing gratitude for a year of good service.”

“Well, you could show gratitude for a day of service.”

“I just don’t see it.”

“Do you tip the pizza guy?”

“I get my own.”

“You are sounding like a portrait of a miser.”

“Maybe so. Speaking of miser, what great deal did you get on an Uber today?”

“It will be here shortly, but I have a couple of photos that the driver, Tom Okragly, sent. Here, take a look.”

Photo by Tom Okragly
Photo by Tom Okragly

 

 

“Wow, a 1936 Buick Roadmaster Convertible”

“Yeah, it’s a beaut.”

“What’s the catch?”

“It’s a small thing.”

“Okay, out with it.”

“We have to dress in period clothes and be in a movie.”

“That’s not so bad. Wait, I can see on your face there’s more.”

“The scene is where we get tied up, gagged, and thrown in the river.”

“What?”

“Yeah, a gangland execution. Don’t worry, there is a diver in the river to cut us free.”

“The river water must be freezing this time of year.”

“I think that may be why they couldn’t get anyone to do it. On the positive side, the ride is free.”

“That makes up for everything.”

“We are due in wardrobe in ten minutes.”

“I’ve never been in a movie before, so it may be fun. Besides, the VooDoos will taste great after.”

“I ordered a couple from Craft Catering for before.”

“Genius.”

 

Friday JohnKu – AKA – TGIF – Fri-Yay/Good News

Today’s good news story comes from Protect All Wildlife. @Protect_Wldlife Thanks to Noelle Granger for sending it to me.

A ROOF TILE THAT’S GIVING LITTLE OWLS THEIR HOMES BACK

In rural Spain, a clever design is helping thousands of nocturnal birds reclaim what modern construction quietly took away.

The Little Owl once nested in old stone walls and traditional farmhouses. But as rural architecture modernized, those natural cavities disappeared — leaving these small hunters without shelter. So conservationists from the Grup de Naturalistes d’Osona and Grup de Natura Sterna designed something brilliant. They created the Teula Mussolera — a modified clay roof tile that doubles as a high-tech birdhouse.

Here’s why it works: It looks exactly like traditional Spanish roofing — preserving the beauty of rural homes. Its internal tunnel is predator-proof and thermally stable, protecting chicks from heat and hunters. It allows owls to live alongside humans as villages expand. And here’s the smartest part… This isn’t charity. It’s a partnership. The Little Owl is an elite natural pest controller — hunting thousands of insects and rodents every year.

Farmers who install these tiles aren’t just helping wildlife… they’re recruiting a silent, feathered security team that reduces the need for chemical pesticides.

Sometimes conservation isn’t about separating humans and nature. It’s about designing a way to thrive together. The good news in this story is that someone figured out how to accommodate both mankind and nature in the same environment. Today’s JohnKu talks about coexistence. I hope you have a wonderful weekend.

Them or Us by John  W. Howell © 2026

When smart people think,

Plans come together real fast…

Them or us no more.

Thursday – A Little Personal – Twiggy and Tempeste Discuss Stalking

“I can smell you, Tempeste.”

“That’s not a nice thing to say.”

“Well, when someone is trying to sneak up on someone else, you have to go downwind.”

“What does downwind mean?”

“Your scent carries with the wind, so you have to move to where the wind is blowing at your face, not your rear.”

“How do I do that with a ceiling fan blowing the wind in all directions?”

“That is a tricky part. Maybe it’s best to stalk someone outside.”

“Well, we are inside now. Got any tips?”

“Put your nose down. What do you smell?”

“Just a couch. I can’t get your scent.”

“Yeah, that’s cause I am on the side of the fan moving air towards me.”

“Oh, I get it. I’m on the side of the fan that carries my scent to you.”

“I think you have it. If you want to sneak up on me, you have to go around the back of me.”

“Now that is a hard thing to do for sure.”

”

“Give it a try.”

“Okay, so I’m going to move off to your left.”

“Very good. You are almost out of the fan’s influence.”

“What do you mean, almost?”

“You would have a better chance if you went through Dad’s office and came up behind me.”

“That is a long way to go.”

“Wouldn’t it be worth it to catch me by surprise?”

“Now that I’m here, I would say it would be. To jump you unannounced is the best.”

“Best for you, I would say. Not so much fun for me.”

“Makes me wonder why you teach me the skill to do it, then.”

“Sisterly love.”

 

Guest Post – Luanne Castle’s New Release – Scrap Salvaging a Family

I am pleased to introduce you to Luanne Castle’s latest book – Scrap Salvaging a Family. Luanne writes beautiful, award-winning poetry and has now taken the step to write a fascinating book about her family

Scrap: Salvaging a Family explores the stain of childhood fear and anxiety on the adult spirit and the experience of reconciling with an aging or dying parent. A daughter has grown up in a household with an angry and abusive father. He keeps the secret of his own biological father’s identity from his daughter for decades. Can this family be salvaged?

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Excerpt

This excerpt is from the first of three sections in Scrap: Salvaging a Family. I’ve enjoyed my father’s workshop in the basement of our house, but now the workshop is replaced by a sign of the Cold War.

Daddy moves his workbench to the garage by hoisting the heavy counter up the stairs on a dolly. He lets me carry a leg, but when I stumble, he says I should just watch. He removes all the tools, the scrap wood, even the army sleeping bags from the basement. The space heater in the garage makes the new workshop too dangerous for me. The elves abandon us. Daddy drives home a truckload of cement blocks and carries each brick down the stairs by himself. Each brick holds a secret that I can’t share with anyone. He stacks the blocks in a quadrant-shaped domino pattern, building walls two bricks deep. Without mortar, the bricks resemble my wooden blocks. Rosemary Clooney croons for us to come to her house. My mother tells me we have grown a bomb shelter in our basement. She stocks it with bedding, Spam, and camping gear for three. She sets my fake Raggedy Ann doll on the blankets inside the footlocker and closes the lid on her. Daddy stores a baseball bat and a single-shot rifle and box of ammo in the room. I think those might be to defend our tiny room from outsiders. When I start my imagination train, a giant crab crawls aboard and into my tummy. The bomb I know about. It’s been on TV and the radio, people talking. But this place doesn’t feel like protection to me. Not like the forts I build with our bleached sheets. This shelter turns my stomach and tightens my chest.

What others say about Luanne’s book

Borne of shame and trauma, the secrets uncovered in Luanne Castle’s hybrid memoir reveal her father’s complicated childhood and the impact it had on their relationship. Told in brief, strikingly vivid fragments, and through various perspectives and forms, the book as a whole presents a deeply moving and unforgettable account. We readers are privileged to bear witness to this emotional excavation, one that ultimately reminds us that love is powerful even when it’s painful and that forgiveness is the only way forward. Scrap: Salvaging a Family is a gorgeous and brilliantly original collection. I highly recommend it. ~Kathy Fish, author of Wild Life: Collected Works

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The vignettes in Castle’s Scrap are beautifully rendered. With house as vessel, we are voyeurs through her domesticity, the skilled lens of speaker Luanne’s traumas and perseverance as she navigates the rawness and fragility of youth. The book is both powerful and arresting–Castle is a deft miniaturist–each story etched with a fine blade, yet a delicate touch. Scrap is a collection of constellations of the ordinary. ~Robert Vaughan, Editor-in-Chief of Bending Genres, author of ASKEW.

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Luanne Castle’s Scrap is a memoir in flash. In flashes might be a more accurate term. This is a family story told in bursts of memory and image, puzzle pieces waiting to connect. It’s a young girl’s coming of age, navigating a path to womanhood out of hand-sewn dresses, gym class movies shown behind closed doors, stacks of moldering girlie magazines discovered at the dump. A girl living in the shadow of her father’s anger, violent and unpredictable as the tornadoes her family hides from. Behind the father’s anger, a missing piece. A hole where a father should be, a “space of unknowingness” both child and father must try to fill. This lyrical, beautifully imagistic work is both an exploration of the long roots of generational trauma and identity erasure and a vivid look back at growing up female in mid-century America. ~Kathryn Kulpa, author of A Map of Lost Places

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About the Author

Luanne Castle’s poetry and prose have appeared in Copper Nickel, River Teeth, Your Impossible Voice, JMWW, Grist, Fourteen Hills, Verse Daily, Disappointed Housewife, Lunch Ticket, Saranac Review, Pleiades, Cleaver, Moon City, Moon Park, Anti-Heroin Chic, Bending Genres, BULL, The Mackinaw, The Ekphrastic Review, Phoebe, MacQueen’s Quinterly, Gone Lawn, Burningword, Superstition Review, One Art, Roi Fainéant, Dribble Drabble, Flash Boulevard, O:JA&L, Sheila-Na-Gig, Thimble, Antigonish Review, Longridge, Paragraph Planet, Six Sentences, Gooseberry Pie, Switch, and Ginosko. Her story, “Garden Seasons,” was selected for Best Microfiction 2026. She has published four award-winning poetry collections, and her ekphrastic flash and poetry collection Hunting the Cosmos is forthcoming from Shanti Arts in fall 2026. Luanne has been a Fellow at the Center for Ideas and Society at the University of California, Riverside. She studied English and Creative Writing at the University of California, Riverside (PhD); Western Michigan University (MFA); and Stanford University (Certificate). Luanne lives with her husband and four cats in Arizona along a wash that wildlife use as a thoroughfare.

Where to contact Luanne

Tuesday – Anything Possible – Finger Point Prompt – “Yelling”

Today I opened The Last Drive randomly to page 207. With eyes closed, I pointed to the page. The word “yelling” was closest to my finger. That is our prompt today.

Yelling by John W. Howell © 2026

“Hey, hey, hey. What’s all the yelling?”

“Jimmy is not playing fair, Coach.”

“Tell me more, John.”

“We are having a game of hide and seek, and Jimmy does a short count.”

“Short count. What’s that?”

“He’s supposed to count to 100 by ones, but he does it by tens.”

“Did you guys state the rules up front?”

“Well, no. Everyone knows the rules, though. The way he counts is like counting to ten.”

“Jimmy is new here. Are you sure everyone knows the rules?”

“Hey Jimmy, do you know the rules?’

“Well, John, back home we always counted by tens.”

“See, John, everyone doesn’t know the rules.”

“Okay, Coach, my mistake. Tell me this, Jimmy, why do you count by tens?”

“All the kids I played with are very fast, so if we counted by ones, they would be miles away.”

“Fast? Who is faster than crows?”

“That’s just it. In the desert, all the guys are roadrunners. They are super fast.”

“You had no crows to play with?”

“None, Coach.”

“How about we count by ones. Is that okay, John? ”

“Sure. I can do that.”

“Okay, kids, back to playing.