
“Want to play Puma and Panther?”
“I’m always up for that game.”

“Want to switch? I can be the panther, and you the puma?”
“Wait a minute. Look at my color. How would that work?”

“You would have to imagine that you were a puma.”
“That would be hard since I have invested so much of my persona in being a panther.”

“All right then. The puma pads through the desert.”
“The panther is on a hilltop overlooking the puma’s progress.”

“The puma is surprised by the attack.”
“The panther roars and demands the puma surrender.”

“The puma roars back. ‘Not on my life.'”
“The panther tells the puma that she will take that wager.”

“Wager? What wager?”
“You just bet your life rather than surrender.”

“Okay by me, panther. You want a piece of me, come get it.”
“I can trash-talk with the best. Your old lady wears combat Boots.”

Where did you get that one?”
“I was watching an old Henny Youngman stand-up routine.”

“The puma has to avoid another onslaught from the panther.”
“The panther comes close to finishing off the puma.”

“Too bad. The puma pulls the old salamander trick and breaks free.”
“Hey, that move was outlawed in 05.”

“Well, tough. It still works. Want to rest?”
“I could go for a breather. Sure.”

“That was fun.”
“It sure was.”

“You okay?”
“I just love my sister.”
“Aw. You are the best.”





























































































