Stream of Consciousness Saturday – Prompt “Light”

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It is Stream of Consciousness Saturday and this week’s prompt is “Light.” Linda Hill says we can do whatever we want with it. (Hmm causes one to wonder a bit) If you would like to participate, visit Linda and find out the rules. (Almost none) Here is the link. http://lindaghill.com/2015/09/04/the-friday-reminder-and-prompt-for-socs-sept-515/

Light by John W. Howell © 2015

“Get that light out of my face.”

“Tell me what you are doing here and maybe I will.”

“I was looking for a glass of water.”

“A glass of water? Here in the family room?”

“Well, I got turned around.”

“I guess so. It would be logical to get a glass of water in the kitchen.”

“Duh. I know that. I just got turned around is all. Get that light outa my face.”

“Not so fast. I still have to wonder how you got into the family room?”

“Okay, okay it’s no big deal. I came in through the window over there.”

“That’s what I thought. So you broke in.”

“No, I didn’t break in. The stupid window was open. I more or less fell in.”

“Fell in?”

“Yeah I was leaning against the house and the next thing I know I’m lying on the floor inside.”

“You don’t think entering someone else’s house is a problem?”

“Someone else’s? This is my house.”

“And who am I then?”

“Damned if I know.”

“Well, if you don’t know I’m not telling. See ya.”

“You’re a burglar. Hey not so fast.”

“What?”

“That’s my flashlight isn’t it?”

“Yup. Bye now.”

“You are taking my only light.”

“Tough break.”

“Yeah, tough. See ya.”

 

 

21 comments

  1. Good one John you made light of a potentially serious situation….

    1. So to speak. Thanks Michael

  2. Makes me think of an old comedy routine where one person confuses the other and it causes some kind of role reversal.

    1. Definitely happened​ here.

  3. Cool. Very cool. Sounds like he might have been drinking something stronger than Bud Light.

  4. Must have come back from a heck of a party! Good job, John.

  5. LOL. Your mind always takes a surprising turn. I hope you’re having a satisfying Saturday. Enjoy Austin. Hugs.

    1. Yes. We are away from the beach crowd and it is peaceful.

  6. Very illuminating.

    1. Thanks a light I mean a lot.

    2. Thanks a light I mean a lot

  7. I love the twists John. the only blog that requires a seat belt warning.

    1. Also, the no smoking sign is illuminated. Thanks, Dan

      1. When do you start serving drinks? There were times in the last story that I thought I could use one 🙂

      2. Take this tequila shot.:-D

  8. I love the irony. Also brings to light the mentality of the “typical” criminal mind…entitlement and cheek.

    1. Thanks I was hoping that would come through. 🙂

  9. Haha! Well that was a twist! 🙂

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