It is Stream of Consciousness Saturday and this week’s prompt is “Light.” Linda Hill says we can do whatever we want with it. (Hmm causes one to wonder a bit) If you would like to participate, visit Linda and find out the rules. (Almost none) Here is the link. http://lindaghill.com/2015/09/04/the-friday-reminder-and-prompt-for-socs-sept-515/
Light by John W. Howell © 2015
“Get that light out of my face.”
“Tell me what you are doing here and maybe I will.”
“I was looking for a glass of water.”
“A glass of water? Here in the family room?”
“Well, I got turned around.”
“I guess so. It would be logical to get a glass of water in the kitchen.”
“Duh. I know that. I just got turned around is all. Get that light outa my face.”
“Not so fast. I still have to wonder how you got into the family room?”
“Okay, okay it’s no big deal. I came in through the window over there.”
“That’s what I thought. So you broke in.”
“No, I didn’t break in. The stupid window was open. I more or less fell in.”
“Fell in?”
“Yeah I was leaning against the house and the next thing I know I’m lying on the floor inside.”
“You don’t think entering someone else’s house is a problem?”
“Someone else’s? This is my house.”
“And who am I then?”
“Damned if I know.”
“Well, if you don’t know I’m not telling. See ya.”
“You’re a burglar. Hey not so fast.”
“What?”
“That’s my flashlight isn’t it?”
“Yup. Bye now.”
“You are taking my only light.”
“Tough break.”
“Yeah, tough. See ya.”
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Good one John you made light of a potentially serious situation….
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So to speak. Thanks Michael
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Makes me think of an old comedy routine where one person confuses the other and it causes some kind of role reversal.
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Definitely happened here.
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Cool. Very cool. Sounds like he might have been drinking something stronger than Bud Light.
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Ha ha ha. Thanks
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Must have come back from a heck of a party! Good job, John.
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Thanks
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LOL. Your mind always takes a surprising turn. I hope you’re having a satisfying Saturday. Enjoy Austin. Hugs.
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Yes. We are away from the beach crowd and it is peaceful.
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Very illuminating.
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Thanks a light I mean a lot.
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Thanks a light I mean a lot
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I love the twists John. the only blog that requires a seat belt warning.
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Also, the no smoking sign is illuminated. Thanks, Dan
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When do you start serving drinks? There were times in the last story that I thought I could use one 🙂
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Take this tequila shot.:-D
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I love the irony. Also brings to light the mentality of the “typical” criminal mind…entitlement and cheek.
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Thanks I was hoping that would come through. 🙂
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Haha! Well that was a twist! 🙂
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Thanks.
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