Stream of Consciousness Saturday- Prompt “Strange, Stranger, Strangest”

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Stream of Consciousness Saturday time gain. This week’s prompt as dictated by the boss Linda Hill is “Strange/Stranger/Strangest.” The beautiful part is we can use one, two or all three. IT IS THE WRITER”S CHOICE. I know this doesn’t seem like a big deal to you, but to have a choice these days is a big thing.If you would like to join in go to Linda’s place and find out the rules. Here is the link: http://lindaghill.com/2015/10/30/the-friday-reminder-and-prompt-for-socs-oct-3115/

Strange/Stranger/Strangest by John W. Howell © 2015

“Tell me that again?”

“I saw a strange stranger doing the strangest thing.”

“You just left Linda Hill’s place right?”

“Yeah, but so what. Don’t you want to know the strangest thing the strange stranger was doing?”

“I can tell you if you were at Linda Hill’s place she probably gave you a prompt where you had to work in strange, stranger, strangest. Right?”

“I have no idea what you are talking about. You are acting strange. Almost like the strangest stranger.”

“Okay, I give up. What was the strangest thing the strange stranger was doing?”

“He was sitting on the curb drinking milk,”

“This was the strangest thing  the strange stranger was doing?”

“No, not exactly.”

“You’re going to drag this out aren’t you?”

“Ask me again.”

“You have given me a headache in my eye. To humor you though here goes. What strangest thing was the strange stranger doing?”

“He was milking a cow.”

“That is strange.”

“And I didn’t recognize him.”

“So he was a stranger to you.”

“Yup and he was strange. No shoes or shirt.”

“No wonder he was milking a cow.”

“Why?”

“He couldn’t get served in the diner.

26 comments

  1. Good one, John. 😀

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  2. Nicely done John. He’s on to you though (and he has a good point about Mr. Strange).

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    1. He is on to me.Thanks Dan

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  3. Diners do have issues letting people with cows come inside.

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  4. It’s been too long, John. Thanks for the eye-rolling laugh.

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    1. Glad you liked it. Always nice to have a visit. 🙂

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  5. 😆 Awesome! 🙂

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    1. Thank you so much. 🙂

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  6. LOL… John you always manage to go to the last place I’d expect. 😀 Good one. Really good. Happy Halloween hugs!

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    1. Happy Halloween Teagan. The unexpected is a good thing. Glad you liked it.

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  7. I like your riddle and it did not give me a headache in my eyes. 🙂

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    1. I am grateful​. 🙂

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      1. But the aliens asked me what a cow is….

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      2. Tell them it’s an aphid. The’ll understand

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      3. They say Thank You. 🙂

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  8. Ha! How did you know I have strange shirtless strangers milking cows out front of my house?

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    1. Don’t we all?

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      1. Okay yeah, you have a point.

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  9. Ha ha ha. Love this. “He couldn’t get served in the diner.”
    The strange stranger wasn’t doing the strangest thing after all. 😀 😀 😀

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    1. Seems not. Thanks Tess

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  10. You, uh, milked that for all it was worth John. Love it!

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  11. Loved this!

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    1. I’m glad. It was a lot of fun to write.

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