Tuesday – Anything Possible – Kreative Kue #59 by Keith Channing #JusJoJan

I guess by now you all know I love writing prompts, and Keith Channing posts a picture once a week on Mondays. You can go here and see the post http://channing.info/wp/2016/01/11/kreative-kue-59 Here is the picture.

Kreative Kue #59

Parking Lot by John W. Howell © 2016

“Hey, dad.”

“What son.”

“How long are we going to hang out in this parking lot?”

“Till we finish our lunch son.”

“You know we must be out of our skulls eating lunch in a parking lot.”

“Why so son?”

“We could have gone to a park or even home for heaven sake.”

“Now you know we can’t go to a park.”

“I still don’t understand why not.”

“You are twenty-one years old, and you look three. Do you remember when you told that lady to keep her effing hands off your cheeks.”

“She was pinching me. What else could I do?”

“Secondly, we can’t go home until I figure out how to tell your mother I traded her car for this thing.”

“Yeah why did you do that?”

“The guy made it sound so great with the savings on gas and everything I couldn’t resist.”

“I think Mom is not going to understand the fact that you gave up her Escalade for this pregnant roller skate.”

“But the guy gave me cash money in addition.”

“Well, I would say it’s your story, and you’ll have to sell it.”

“You could at least give me some encouragement.”

“I could, but I think you’re doomed. My doobie went out. Do you have the lighter up there?”

“Yeah hold on I’m firing mine up first.”

This post is part of the Just Jot January. If you would like to join in the fun, go to this link and come on in. http://lindaghill.com/2015/12/31/just-jot-it-january-2016-rules/

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36 comments

  1. I’m really curious as to what that vehicle is called and it’s primary use. Looks like what Vin Diesel would use as a golf cart when he’s old and senile.

    1. Ha ha ha. I think you are right and I have no idea.

      1. The Golf-zilla 9000! Rule the links with your caddy riding shotgun!

      2. Only way to handle those gators and gophers.

      3. I once hit a ball into the rough in Florida and there was a big gator sunning himself. My foursome made me take a stroke or hit the ball. The stroke it was.

  2. You make me realize anything really is possible, John.
    Thank you.

    1. Thanks Hook. If you invent stuff it is.

  3. “Pregnant roller skate!” Ha ha! Good one, John.

  4. Thank you, John. You never disappoint. This was probably not the easiest prompt image, and I love your treatment of it.

    1. Thanks Keith. So much fun.

  5. You need to write a follow up when his wife sees her new car.

    1. Ha ha ha. That would be good.

  6. lol
    “…you gave up her Escalade for this pregnant roller skate.”
    And the last line, ““Yeah hold on I’m firing mine up first.”
    😀 😀 Reading this story gave me all the exercise I need for the day. Another entertaining read, John. I needed the laugh.

    1. Great Tess. Thanks

  7. That made me giggle.

  8. “My doobie went out.” Hahahahaha!

    1. I know I caught at the same spot. Thanks

  9. Hilarious post, John! I love the “pregnant rollers kate” and the 21 yr old in a 3 yr old’s body and the doobie.. ha! Such a creative mind you have!

    1. So glad you like it. 🙂

      1. I did 🙂 gave me a much needed chuckle.

  10. errr roller skate that is.. *laughs*

    1. LOL. I din’t even notice.

      1. *phew* that’s good because I noticed just as I hit the send button and I slapped my head and laughed… rollers kate… ha! silly me.

      2. How about the missing “d” in my comment above DOH!

      3. well, like you, I didn’t notice it 🙂 Cheers!

      4. The typo and ADD twins.

  11. You have some imagination, John!

    1. Thank you.My wife says I’m out there somewhere.

  12. […] Parking lot by John W. Howell © 2016 […]

    1. Thanks Keith. Tomorrow again.

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