Stream of Consciousness Saturday – Prompt “Admit.”

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It is Stream of Consciousness Saturday time again. This week’s prompt is “Admit.” Linda Hill says we can use it any way we want. I have to admit I’m not sure how to use it but will figure it out before too long. If you would like to join the craziness just pop over to Linda’s blog and read up on all the rules. Here is the link. https://lindaghill.com/2017/06/09/the-friday-reminder-and-prompt-for-socs-june-1017/

Admit by John W. Howell © 2017

“This ticket says ‘admit one.’ Where does your buddy think he’s going?”

“Excuse me. You talking to me?”

“Yeah, Robert I’m talking to you.”

“Name’s Silvester.”

“Okay, Silvester. Where d’you think you’re going?”

“Into the show.”

“Show me your ticket.”

“He’s got it.”

“His says ‘admit one.’ You and he make two.”

“So what’s the problem?”

“Real simple. No ticket no entry.”

“I already said he’s got the ticket.”

“And I already told you his ticket says ‘admit one.”‘

“He and I are together.”

“Yeah, so?”

“That makes us as one.”

“Woo boy. You think I’m that stupid?”

“Don’t know.”

“Don’t know what?”

“If you are that stupid.”

“Okay, that’s it. Show me a ticket or get lost.”

“Here’s my ticket.”

“Now I have to ask.”

“What?”

“Why did you put me through all that?”

“You have to admit it was fun.”

“No, I don’t.”

“Suit yourself.”

“Let me ask just for grins. Did you get the Robert De Nero reference from the movie Taxi?”

“Yes. Yes, I did.”

“What’d you think?”

“Not funny. Excuse us the movie is going to start.”

25 comments

  1. Gwen Plano · ·

    A clever exchange, John. I haven’t seen Taxi; I was living in Japan when the film opened. I’ll be sure to check it out. Have a great day. 🙂

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    1. Was an interesting movie. You should catch it.

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  2. This does remind me of times when the person holding the tickets goes in before everyone else. Before cellphones, it was really hard to get their butts back out for the rest of us to get in.

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    1. You have t wonder what they were thinking. 😀

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      1. Usually they want to get good seats for everyone.

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  3. Nicely done, John. Some people need that kind of interruption. Glad this place still has free admission.

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    1. I’m glad as well. Thanks, Dan.

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  4. You have to admit, you really don’t like people that put you through that much!!!

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    1. So true. Have you ever met someone who seems to enjoy being a pain? Thanks, GP.

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      1. Yes I have!! I don’t run very fast, but I do try to pick up speed when I meet one!!

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      2. Me too. Ha ha ha.

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  5. The ticket taker isn’t getting paid enough for that! Poor fella. Great job, John. Happy Saturday!

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    1. Thank you, Jill. Happy Saturday to you *sung to the tune of Free falling by Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers 🙂

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  6. I would have thrown their ass out on the street…just for fun.

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    1. Ha ha ha. I can visualize that very thing.

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  7. You have way too much fun with these. 🙂 Love it and the line from Taxi!

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    1. Thanks, Jan. I have to admit I do have fun.

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  8. I got the Robert DeNiro reference!

    Love ya Boss.

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    1. Thank you, Pilgrim. 😀

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  9. I missed the reference too because I didn’t see Taxi. Oh well, I loved the exchange anyway, John! Beautiful job!

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    1. Thanks John 😉

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  10. The reference is lost on me, but I did enjoy him giving the guy a hard time. 🙂

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    1. Don’t worry you are too young to get it.

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