Top Ten Things Not to do During a Move

~ John W. Howell

Top Ten Things Not to Do

 

As you may know, I’m in the process of moving and today is unload day at the new location. So today’s Top Ten Things Not to Do has only one thing times ten.

10 – 1   If you are moving, do not try to do a quality top ten list. If you do, at best you’ll embarrass yourself. At worst you’ll have to answer to Tiny the WWF champ who just finished grammar cop school. (Sure you only missed a couple of commas, John. Try explaining that to Tiny before the knuckle sandwich finds its mark)

I’ll be back tomorrow.

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Published by John W. Howell

I have been working in business for over forty years and now have the time to work in special areas of interest. My passion has always been to create compelling stories of fiction. I have authored six novels and am working on my Seventh. The first novel is still in manuscript form and being utilized as a door stop in the laundry room. The second is a contemporary fiction novel of 89,000 words and is complete and I am currently seeking a publisher. I also write poetry but have not had the guts to share any with anyone. The one time I read a piece to a person their only comment was, “it doesn’t rhyme.” I will continue to write and hopefully my blog, Fiction Favorites at www.johnwhowell.com will provide some entertainment and an interesting thought or two. I live in the Austin area with my wife Molly and an assortment of loving pets.

54 thoughts on “Top Ten Things Not to do During a Move”

  1. I hope the move goes well, John. We’re currently on the point of placing our house in France on the market with a view to returning to the UK after 13 years. Mind you, that depends on (a) what this house realises, (b) what we’ll have to pay for a house in the UK and (c) how much of a pig’s ear the current alleged government makes of leaving the world’s largest market in what may prove to be history’s greatest ever act of national hubris.

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  2. All the best to you, John. I’m wishing you and the producer much laughter as you tackle the disruption. I’ve always found the unpacking part of a move to be the most challenging. But then, I didn’t have Twiggy to keep me in giggles. 🙂

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  19. Wonderful, John. I think Tiny would agree. Unloading, organizing, and R&R are all your number one right now. And of course Lucy and Twiggy. Best to you!

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