Thursday – A Little Personal – Twiggy Jousts Another Windmill

Today Twiggy decided to get involved in the cleaning process. Whether it was curiosity or a Don Quixote move I can’t tell. Let ‘s just follow her and find out.

Twiggy and Lucy

“So there you are soul sucker.”

“I want you to know I fear no evil.”

“Yeah sure. Come at me if you dare.”

“I hope you know better than to go after my toy.”

“I’m not afraid of no ghost. Excuse me but I need my rest.”

“Hey, Twiggy.”

“Yes, Dad.”

“Could you pick up your toys so I can get that corner?”

“Dad. Do you see an opposable thumb on these paws?”

“Uh, Twiggy. Looks like something followed you in here.”

“Yeah, ignore it. Lucy. It’s Dad doing the vacuuming.”

“I heard you talking to it in the other room.”

“Yeah, I was trying to make up an adventure. Dad spoiled it.”

“What happened?”

“Dad asked me to pick up my toys.”

“Ah. Buzzkill.”

“Well, ladies. I’m finished.”

“Not too soon either, Boss.”

“Maybe next time I can do a Man of LaMancha drama.”

 

96 comments

  1. Charles Yallowitz's avatar

    Bet they make house cleaning interesting.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Like running an obstacle course. Thanks, Charles. 😀

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  2. Gwen M. Plano's avatar
    Gwen Plano · ·

    What a fun way to vacuum! Now that your housework is done, have a great day, John. 🙂

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you , Gwen. *puts feet up

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  3. Frank @ Beach Walk Reflections's avatar

    Ah ha …. I didn’t know Twiggy is an aspiring actor. My first thought was Twiggy encountering the dark master – Darth Vader. Too bad she encountered the buzzkill.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Yeah, buzzkill is the worst. Thanks, Frank. 😀

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  4. Jill Weatherholt's avatar

    I’d love to vacuum your house, John! That last photo is adorable! 🙂

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Come on over. We’ll even feed you. 😀

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  5. Writer Lori's avatar

    My Chocolate Lab likes me to vacuum *him*. He positions himself in front of the vacuum, stretches out and waits. If I stop and run the hose up and down his back a few times, he’s happy. Love these animals!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Great story, Lori. Ours would never tolerate a hose to the back. 😀

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      1. Writer Lori's avatar

        It’s crazy, John. He’s a big ninny about almost everything, so one would have expected him to be scared of the vacuum as well, but nope. Absolutely loves it. Would lay there all day if I would indulge him…😂

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        1. John W. Howell's avatar

          Cuts down on shedding as well. Hair goes directly to the vacuum

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    2. Dale's avatar

      And Zeke runs away… Big chicken.

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  6. GP's avatar

    The girls know how to make housework entertaining!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      They do. Twiggy is a riot sometimes. Thanks.

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  7. patriciaruthsusan's avatar

    Poor Twiggy. You spoiled her fun, John. She has a lot of toys. 🙂 — Suzanne

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      She and Lucy do have a lot of toys. Everytime we decide to cull we pass them by each and the end result is they stay. 😁

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  8. Pit's avatar

    Funny story, John. I like it. 🙂

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Pit. 😊

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  9. Hugh W. Roberts's avatar

    My two see the vacuum cleaner as a monster. Your two seem to take ‘the monster’ in their stride, John. A great little story.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Hugh. They are pretty tolerent of the vacuum. The deer are another matter.

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  10. Dan Antion's avatar

    Twiggy had a pretty intense look going there until you…well, you know, John. Apparently, all the toys need to be spread out so they can find the one they want. At least that’s how it works here. You have two real cuties!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Works the same here. At the end of the day there is a toy or two in every room. Thanks, Dan

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  11. shoreacres's avatar

    That last photo is an absolute killer. The expressions on each of their faces seems to really convey their personalities. I never could have gotten such photos with Dixie Rose. Whenever I turned on the vaccum, she’s head under the bed for the duration.

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    1. shoreacres's avatar

      *she’d*

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      1. John W. Howell's avatar

        Yup. I actually read the firsed as she’d

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    2. John W. Howell's avatar

      ha haha. These two can take it or leaveit. Thanks, Linda.

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  12. Victoria Ray NB's avatar

    You clean way too much lol 😂 looks clean BEFORE cleaning 🧹

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Ha haha. Grey floor hides a multitude of sins. 😀

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      1. Victoria Ray NB's avatar

        Smart 😂😉

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        1. John W. Howell's avatar

          *Takes bow. Thank ya, thank ya, thank ya very much.

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  13. Mae Clair's avatar

    It’s nice to have “someone” following you around when you’re cleaning, LOL.

    OMG, I love all of their toys! Such spoiled girls.They definitely have the good life going on, cleaning interruptions or no cleaning interruptions!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      I have to say it is true, Mae. Thank you.

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  14. coldhandboyack's avatar

    Made my morning, John. It’s better than having them try to kill the vacuum. That’s what mine do. (And the mixer, and the blender, and the blowdryer…”

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Ha ha ha. So you need a private room to run any of those things. I love it. Thanks, Craig. 😄

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      1. coldhandboyack's avatar

        Outside is a lovely place for the dogs on days like that.

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        1. John W. Howell's avatar

          Ah yes. Our place is still a mud hole, so outside is for necessities only

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  15. Dale's avatar

    What a hoot! You wouldn’t have been able to get a story out of Zeke as he would have been out of there from the moment you turned it on. I have to agree that last photo is priceless.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Dale. 😁

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  16. Natalie Ducey's avatar

    She’s a brave little one! Vacuuming takes the form of an apocalyptic event in our house with little Bella. Hats off to Twiggy! Thanks for sharing, John. Happy Thursday! 🙂

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      She is pretty calm about stuff like the vacuum. Let a deer walk by and look out.

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  17. kevin cooper's avatar

    Lmao. Delightful post, John.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Kevin 😁

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  18. Staci Troilo's avatar

    Buzzkill. Too funny! And their looks in the last photo are priceless. I love these, John. Thanks for my Thursday smile.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      You are welcome, Staci. Thanks for letting me know.

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  19. Debbie's avatar

    Love Lucy’s expression in the last photo! The vacuum used to be a source of entertainment for Dallas. He’d chase it and bark like crazy, probably trying to herd it and coming away frustrated. Now, he mostly sighs and moves to someplace where it’s not. There are some advantages in being old (or, as he says, experienced)!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      I like the idea of experienced. Thanks, Debbie.

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  20. jaysquires's avatar

    Love it, John. Especially the soul sucker line. You’ve got some real characters there.

    Jay
    http://bondingfyre.com/

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      They are characters, Jay. Thank you.

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  21. kethuprofumo's avatar

    Ha-ha-ha! Amazing story, dear John! She is bold & courageous. I hope one day she will learn to use it too. In fact, it seems that she has a particular interest in gadgets. New dog generation! 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Yup. She is a new generation of dog for sure. Thanks, Maria.

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      1. kethuprofumo's avatar

        🙂 And, the vacuum cleaner is marvellous too!

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        1. John W. Howell's avatar

          It is a good one.

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        2. kethuprofumo's avatar

          🙂 I don’t doubt! 🙂 And good for dogs 🙂

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  22. Author Jan Sikes's avatar

    A formidable enemy for sure! But, John, REALLY? Asking Twiggy to pick up her toys? What were you thinking? 🙂

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      I just do it so that she doesn’t think she is the boss of everything. (Which she is)

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  23. Sorryless's avatar

    John,

    I love Twiggy’s interpretation . . she does not back down! And Lucy . . that look is priceless. 🙂

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      No she does not in most everything. It must be the bulldog personality. Lucy has the best looks sometimes.

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      1. Sorryless's avatar

        Definitely the bulldog, LOL.

        Lucy is a rock star.

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        1. John W. Howell's avatar

          Thanks, Marc. Lucy is the best.

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  24. Jacquie Biggar's avatar

    Six years later and my cat still climbs the walls when I vacuum, lol. Had to laugh when Twiggy tried to get Lucy to pick up the toys Dad told HER to clean up 🙂

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Ha haha. Thanks, Jacquie.

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  25. D.L. Finn, Author's avatar
    D.L. Finn, Author · ·

    That last shot of the girls is priceless:) In our house the vacuum is an evil dragon to hide from. Such bravery at your house!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Denise.

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  26. Almost Iowa's avatar

    “Dad. Do you see an opposable thumb on these paws?”

    Dude, you really got slammed on that one. 🙂 🙂 🙂

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Yeah. I deserved it. 😁

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  27. L. Marie's avatar

    Love Twiggy’s response! I have the same response whenever cleaning needs to commence.

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  28. Marie A Bailey's avatar

    “Do you see an opposable thumb on these paws?” I get the same reaction from our cats when I suggest they just feed themselves at 5:30 in the morning. Twiggy is so cute. I love her calling the vacuum cleaner “soul sucker”! That was a laugh out loud 🙂

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Glad you got a laugh. Happy Friday

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  29. Teagan Riordain Geneviene's avatar

    Hahaha! I love it. And that look on Lucy’s face is the perfect ending. Hugs to you all.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Teagan. Hugs to you.

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  30. Traci Ashbe's avatar

    Reblogged this on Loleta Abi.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you for the reblog, Traci

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      1. Traci Ashbe's avatar

        You’re welcome, John!

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  31. Jennie's avatar

    Haha! You are such a play spoiler, John.🙂

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Twiggy still isn’t talking to me. 😁

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      1. Jennie's avatar

        That is so funny! 😅

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  32. The Hook's avatar

    That last shot is priceless…

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thanks, Hook.

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  33. Vashti Q's avatar

    Ha, ha! That’s so cute! Scribbles, my Pom runs to my room when I’m vacuuming and hides under the bed. He’s done this since he was a puppy. I can’t get him to make peace with the vacuum.
    😀 xo

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Twiggy is not afraid of anything. Thanks, Vahti.

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  34. Teri Polen's avatar

    Love the way Twiggy is looking at that vacuum. Soul sucker!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      She means it too. She was doing the same thing today.

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  35. circadianreflections's avatar

    LOL! That was funny! They look so innocent sitting there.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Don’t they though? Thank you, Deborah.

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  36. mbrazfieldm's avatar

    awesome drama sooooo darn cute im melting thanks for sharing with us 🙂

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you for the visit, MB and kind words.

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