Thursday – A Little Personal – Puma and Panther Showdown

~ John W. Howell

” The puma wanders into the territory of the panther.”

“The panther strikes the famous poisonous black frog pose.”

“The puma is not fooled. She calls out the panther for a winner-take-all cage match.”

“The panther gets low to the road in preparation for the fatal strike.”

“The puma matches the move and keeps the panther at bay.”

“The panther slowly prepares for a counter move that will surprise the puma.”

“The puma is caught off guard by the swift maneuver of the panther. It’s too bad there is an audience to see this.”

“The panther stikes while the iron is hot and adds the famous stink-eye insult for good measure.”

“The puma can’t help but laugh at the stink-eye comment.”

“The panther keeps the puma pinned using its rear legs.”

“The puma is up and ready to rumble. Throws the your mother wears combat boots insult at the panther.”

“The panther laughs off the insult and calls the puma Porkey.”

“The puma warns the panther that body shaming is not how to survive.”

“The panther picks up the pace and asks how many Frenchies does it take to screw in a light bulb?”

“None, the puma answers. We get the uprights to do it.” Now you die.”

“The panther struggles to free herself from the jaws of the warthog.”

“The puma doubles down on the pressure and orders the panther to take back the hog insults.”

“The panther declares she would rather die than take back her comments.”

“Hey, you two. You are getting too rough.”

“The puma tells the panther that they were saved by Dad.”

“The panther looks at Dad as if to say,’ I had her. Why did you interrupt?'”

“You two need a nap.”

“The puma agrees and invites the panther for 40 winks.”

“The panther gladly accepts and reminds the puma that there will be another day.”

“The puma chuckles.”

 

85 thoughts on “Thursday – A Little Personal – Puma and Panther Showdown”

  4. ‘Another day’ in the life of Puma and Panther – always a delight. Thank you for sharing your fun with all of us, John. Have a great one! 🌞

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  6. Those two are truly having a good battle. I’d never heard of the poisonous frog pose before but maybe Wrestle Mania should adopt it. You must be having a lot of fun with the panther and the puma (or is it wart hog?)

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  15. If I didn’t know better, I’d be worried that somebody could get hurt in such an epic battle! Instead, it looks like the two sisters were merely expending excess energy so they could get Dad’s attention and then take a nap!

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  16. The thrilling action here… I was on the edge of my seat the whole time, and breathed a sigh of relief when I saw that the great adversaries could call it a draw and resume their special bond! Well done, ladies… well done!

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  18. Solid move with the stink eye. Haha! At least there were no chairs involved like “professional wrestling.” All we need now is the return “Loser Leaves Town” rematch. 😊

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  20. I didn’t think I’d get pass this line–“The panther strikes the famous poisonous black frog pose.” I was just laughing so hard! I’m glad you broke it up before they got too carried away 😉

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  29. Sheesh. I just realised I had liked the post and then got distracted before replying… Oy!

    I can just hear this tussle. Thankfully, it ended with no bloodshed and a good nap!

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  34. Gee Twiggy, it seems like you and Tempeste are getting along well.

    It’s the Puma and Panther that are adversaries.

    We had Canada Day yesterday. I spent days prepping for guests. It looks like a tempest(e) hit this place. 🤭 Now, I’ll need days to clean up.

    It will be July 4th soon!

    🇺🇸𝔁 🇺🇸𝔁 🇺🇸𝔁 🇺🇸𝔁

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    1. Yes Miss Resa. The wages of guests is clean up. Sad but true. We are best pals but that panther. That;s another story. Belated Happy Canada Day. 🇨🇦X 🇨🇦X 🇨🇦X 🇨🇦X

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