Thursday – A Little Personal – Puma and Panther Showdown

” The puma wanders into the territory of the panther.”

“The panther strikes the famous poisonous black frog pose.”

“The puma is not fooled. She calls out the panther for a winner-take-all cage match.”

“The panther gets low to the road in preparation for the fatal strike.”

“The puma matches the move and keeps the panther at bay.”

“The panther slowly prepares for a counter move that will surprise the puma.”

“The puma is caught off guard by the swift maneuver of the panther. It’s too bad there is an audience to see this.”

“The panther stikes while the iron is hot and adds the famous stink-eye insult for good measure.”

“The puma can’t help but laugh at the stink-eye comment.”

“The panther keeps the puma pinned using its rear legs.”

“The puma is up and ready to rumble. Throws the your mother wears combat boots insult at the panther.”

“The panther laughs off the insult and calls the puma Porkey.”

“The puma warns the panther that body shaming is not how to survive.”

“The panther picks up the pace and asks how many Frenchies does it take to screw in a light bulb?”

“None, the puma answers. We get the uprights to do it.” Now you die.”

“The panther struggles to free herself from the jaws of the warthog.”

“The puma doubles down on the pressure and orders the panther to take back the hog insults.”

“The panther declares she would rather die than take back her comments.”

“Hey, you two. You are getting too rough.”

“The puma tells the panther that they were saved by Dad.”

“The panther looks at Dad as if to say,’ I had her. Why did you interrupt?'”

“You two need a nap.”

“The puma agrees and invites the panther for 40 winks.”

“The panther gladly accepts and reminds the puma that there will be another day.”

“The puma chuckles.”

 

85 comments

  1. Charles Yallowitz's avatar

    Coming to PPV soon. Epic battle.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Ha ha ha. Good one, Charles.

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  2. Frank @ Beach Walk Reflections's avatar

    This death match is the perfect post for me to try to get back in the groove.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Welcome back, Frank.

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  3. GP's avatar

    Sparring, getting ready for fight day, eh?

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Looks that way to me. Thanks, GP

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  4. Gwen M. Plano's avatar
    Gwen M. Plano · ·

    ‘Another day’ in the life of Puma and Panther – always a delight. Thank you for sharing your fun with all of us, John. Have a great one! 🌞

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Yes we do have this fun each day. In fact it is going on right now. Wishing you a super day, Gwen. 😊

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  5. coldhandboyack's avatar

    I lost it at the poisonous frog pose, and it only got worse from there. Those pictures and the commentary were perfect.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      So glad you liked it, Craig. Thanks for letting me know. 😁

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  6. noelleg44's avatar

    Those two are truly having a good battle. I’d never heard of the poisonous frog pose before but maybe Wrestle Mania should adopt it. You must be having a lot of fun with the panther and the puma (or is it wart hog?)

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      They are so much fun, Noelle. Thanks

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      1. noelleg44's avatar

        Lots of fun for you and them!

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        1. John W. Howell's avatar

          Yes it is. 😁

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  7. T. W. Dittmer's avatar

    It’s cool to see them sparring. To me, they don’t hate each other, are just practicing moves, trying to improve their skill level.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      I think you are correct. They do get a little wound up at times. but a “Knock it off,” tends to settle things. Thanks, Tim.

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  8. Joan Hall's avatar

    I’d say that match was draw. Like the others, you had me chuckling starting with the poisonous frog comment.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      I’m glad you got some chuckles, Joan. 😁

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  9. circadianreflections's avatar

    Hahaha! That was fun!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Glad you liked it, Deborah. 😁

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  10. lois's avatar

    Hilarious! ‘the famous poisonous black frog pose’–I love it! The panther is wasting no time in growing up, is she?

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      She is now 15 pounds. Her adult weight should be 25 or so.

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  11. D.L. Finn, Author's avatar
    D.L. Finn, Author · ·

    I love the puma and panther battles. Sure brings a smile!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      I’m glad, Denise. Thanks

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  12. Staci Troilo's avatar

    Their trash talk had me giggling. Glad they’re resting now. Sending them belly rubs. Thanks for the smiles, John.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      They love the belly rubs. Thanks, Staci. I’m glad yu liked the post.

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  13. Susannah Bianchi's avatar

    I love when they play puma, especially when he chuckles. 🙂

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      They have pretty much gotten into their roles. Thanks, Susannah.

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      1. Susannah Bianchi's avatar

        Lucy would be pleased. 🙂

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        1. John W. Howell's avatar

          She would for sure.

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  14. Liz Gauffreau's avatar

    This puma/panther match-up may be the best one yet! I have a big, goofy grin plastered all over my face.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Love those goofy grins, Liz.

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  15. Debbie's avatar

    If I didn’t know better, I’d be worried that somebody could get hurt in such an epic battle! Instead, it looks like the two sisters were merely expending excess energy so they could get Dad’s attention and then take a nap!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      They do look fierce sometimes but it is all in good fun. We always watch them and call it off if it gets out of hand. Thanks, Debbie.

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  16. Annette Rochelle Aben's avatar

    The thrilling action here… I was on the edge of my seat the whole time, and breathed a sigh of relief when I saw that the great adversaries could call it a draw and resume their special bond! Well done, ladies… well done!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Yes they do come back to Earth. Thanks, Annette. 😁

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  17. Jennie's avatar

    There will be another day. Okay, I’m still smiling here, from stink-eye to Porkey. Thanks, girls!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      😁 So glad you are.

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  18. petespringer's avatar
    petespringerauthor · ·

    Solid move with the stink eye. Haha! At least there were no chairs involved like “professional wrestling.” All we need now is the return “Loser Leaves Town” rematch. 😊

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Ha ha ha. That sounds like a good idea, Pete. Thanks.

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  19. thomasstigwikman's avatar

    Ha ha they are so funny and cute. Love the photos and the story.

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  20. Marie A Bailey's avatar

    I didn’t think I’d get pass this line–“The panther strikes the famous poisonous black frog pose.” I was just laughing so hard! I’m glad you broke it up before they got too carried away 😉

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Yes we always do that. Thanks, Marie.

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  21. Jacqui Murray's avatar

    I think those two are getting along just fine.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      I do too, Jacqui.

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  22. Tails Around the Ranch's avatar

    Down goes Frazier!!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Like a sack of potatoes.

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    2. John W. Howell's avatar

      I could also say stung by the bee.

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  23. Dale's avatar

    The commentary is fabulous John. When you are tired of writing books, you can go into calling the play-by-play!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thanks, Dale. That may be in another life. My runway is getting shorter.

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      1. Dale's avatar

        Maybe so, but it’s in great condition! 😉

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        1. John W. Howell's avatar

          Ha ha ha. Thank you.

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  24. Dan Antion's avatar

    These two crack me up. Good job calling the action. I think an ESPY Award might be in your future.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Dan. I will thank the little people for sure.

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  25. The Coastal Crone's avatar

    I agree with one comment, John, you could be a play-by-play commentator. I was caught up in the fight action and suspense. Shades of Howard Cosell. Then they were so sweet in the end.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you so much, Jo.I hope you have a super weekend.

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  26. Cindy Georgakas's avatar

    Frog and stink eye fun had by all and sooooo awesome they are friends now. funny story, John. 😂❤️

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Yes they are friends.

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  27. Sorryless's avatar

    And I bet that entire sequence took less than five minutes, LOL

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Maybe eight. I have 45 other photos that are on the cutting room floor.

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        1. John W. Howell's avatar

          I know right?

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  28. Teagan Riordain Geneviene's avatar

    Haha! Loved the trash talk. John this is the best play-by-play since Beetle Bomb. Hugs.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Love that video and Spike Jones, Teagan. Thank you.

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    2. Dale's avatar

      Hahahaha! Thanks for sharing, Teagan!

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  29. Dale's avatar

    Sheesh. I just realised I had liked the post and then got distracted before replying… Oy!

    I can just hear this tussle. Thankfully, it ended with no bloodshed and a good nap!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Yes we like that kind of ending too.

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      1. Dale's avatar

        I bet! Plus, no clean up 😉

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  30. Author Jan Sikes's avatar

    Love their antics!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Jan

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  31. kethuprofumo's avatar

    It looks like that the Twiggy’s Olympics have already begun! Follow the Resort games!🥳😉🙂Thank you, dear John!🍻🍤🍤🍤

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Yes they have. Thank you Maria

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  32. robertawrites235681907's avatar

    Haha, very cute, John. 💓

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Robbie.

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  33. walkingoffthechessboard's avatar

    THAT was a workout, John. Both combatants looked like they gave as well as they got. Well played, ladies!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Mr. Bruce. We gave it our all.

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  34. Resa's avatar

    Gee Twiggy, it seems like you and Tempeste are getting along well.

    It’s the Puma and Panther that are adversaries.

    We had Canada Day yesterday. I spent days prepping for guests. It looks like a tempest(e) hit this place. 🤭 Now, I’ll need days to clean up.

    It will be July 4th soon!

    🇺🇸𝔁 🇺🇸𝔁 🇺🇸𝔁 🇺🇸𝔁

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Yes Miss Resa. The wages of guests is clean up. Sad but true. We are best pals but that panther. That;s another story. Belated Happy Canada Day. 🇨🇦X 🇨🇦X 🇨🇦X 🇨🇦X

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      1. Resa's avatar

        Thank you!!!
        OX

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