“Tempest. We need to get back to work.”
“Aw, Twiggy. I’m still wanting to nap.”
“I know, but our time off has ended.”
“Just five more minutes with my cookie.”
“If I have to sit on your cookie, we must get going.”
“I guess that is a major thing for sure.”
“Mom is at the store, so we need to get active by the time she gets home.”
“By active, do you mean get ready for the greeting when she returns?”
“Exactly. You know the routine.”
“Yup. Wag the behind, and try not to jump up. Get all wiggly. Throw the tongue out.”
“You got it. Boy, I forgot how high the couch is.”
“You jump from there, and Mama will have a heart attack.”
“Okay, we’ll wait for the garage door to open.”
“Maybe we should wait on the floor.”
“You know. You surprise me sometimes with your logic.”
“Well, it just makes sense. Also, Mom won’t pass out thinking you will jump.”
“It looks like you are growing up for sure. Okay, let’s go to the floor.”
“Right behind you.”
“We can’t see the car or garage door from here.”
“That’s okay. We still have our supersonic hearing.”
“I hear something right now.”
“It’s gotta be Mom. She’s been gone ten days.”
“She’s been gone twenty minutes, not ten days.”
“Just seems like it is all.”
“Okay, I heard the door. She’s coming.”
“I’m ready.”
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Welcome back. 20 minutes can feel like 10 days depending on what you’re doing.
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So true. Thanks for the welcome. 😊
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Welcome back, John! Love the last picture, everyone deserves a greeting like that 🙂
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I think everyone does. The produce and I are so fortunate to have those greetings. Thanks, Denise.
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I love that dogs get so excited over small things. Probably a life lesson in there for the rest of us.
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I think you are right, Craig. The old “smell the roses” lesson. Thanks. 😊
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A glimpse into a doggie’s world. . .How do you keep your home so clean? You must have a trio of cleaners!! Cheers. Joy x
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Thanks, Joy. We only have two cleaners. The Producer and me. 😂
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Nothing gets by these two!!
Good to see you back!
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Thank you, GP. It was a good rest, but good to be back. 😊
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Another great conversation through the help of the premier dog whisperer! Welcome back, John. I hope you had a wonderful trip and missed the ice and snow in Northern Arizona. 🌞
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I was in Phoenix. It was chilly but pleasant. A terrific break. Thanks, Gwen. 😊
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Welcome back, John. I love that first photo with Twiggy up high. I almost shouted, “don’t jump from there!”
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You have the same reaction we have. She always takes a look and then decides it is not worth it. Of course, we say, “Get down from there.” 😀
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I felt the same as Dan – I wanted to stop Twiggy before she jumped, lol. Glad you’re back, John!
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She scares us, too. Thanks, Teri
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“She’s been gone 20 minutes, not 10 days.” Aww! And I missed them while they were gone!
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Thank you, Stephanie. 😊
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That last photo’s a classic. And “She’s been gone 20 minutes, not ten days” is perfect. I suspect all kids experience time that way, and even adults occasionally.
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So true. Sometimes, time moves so slowly; other times, it is a blink of the eye. Thanks, Linda.
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Loved the bit about sitting on the cookie! And that last shot was fabulous. How can you resist those faces?
Belly rubs to both of them.
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Thank you, Noelle. Sometimes, they are angels and other times? Well….
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Great post, John, with lovely photos. It’s so nice that they anticipate Mom coming home and want to get ready to greet her.
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That is their profile when she leaves. Thanks, Tim.
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I was thinking that too. They are very photogenic Frenchies to be sure,
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Thank you, Susannah. 😊
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They also seem to like being photographed. But then again, they are French. 🙂
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Mais oui. A white-hot spotlight is their jam. 😊
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One could say they’re always ready for their close-up. 🙂
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Yes, moist lips and all.
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They are very happy dogs. Maybe it’s as simple as that why they preen for the camera.
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They are happy, and you may be on to something. 😊
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You can see how content they are. The Howell Hilton clearly is cozier than the Ritz. 🙂
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Ha ha ha. As far as dogs are concerned, this is a resort spa.
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You can tell. All that naked sunbathing…so French of course.
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Of course. 😊
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Welcome back, we missed you guys! You sure look ready to greet your mom. 🐶🐶
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Thank you, Darlene. They do seem ready.
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Ha ha ha, welcome back, Twiggy and Tempeste! I missed you and your antics. On your mark, get set, jump!!
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Thank you, Miss Liz. We are glad to get back for sure. I just heard Mm say, “No jumping.”
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You’re welcome, ladies!
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These two are so cute. Does Twiggy ever **gasp** decide to jump? Welcome back–you’ve been gone forever!!
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She has never jumped. I caught her looking down, but no, she does not jump.
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These two are adorable. I love the line about it being 20 minutes! 🤗💗
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Thank you, Harmony. These two have no patience. 😀
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LOL! I bet it went just like that dialogue. 20 minutes really did feel like 10 days! They’re adorable and your dialogue never disappoints. Thanks for the laugh and smile their antics bring my Thursdays.
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I’m so glad you enjoyed it, Deborah. 😊 Thanks
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Love Tempeste admiring Twiggy’s logic. Well, she is the more experienced of the two, though her sister has caught on fast. When i think you and Mrs. H. were worried they wouldn’t get along. Now they’re inseparable, like the French Lucy and Ethel. 🙂
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They are like a French Lucy and Ethel. 😊 Great analogy.
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Welcome back! No kidding… some days 20 minutes can seem like 20 days, never mind 10!
Best not to hang out on the top of the couch like that, Twiggy. You gave ME a heart attack!
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I really don’t jump off the couch, Miss Dale. We have three sets of stairs. I just thought it would be fun to look down. Thanks. 😊
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Oh, I know you don’t jump but maybe I am just worried about you falling…
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You are right. A fall would not be a good thing.
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And I’m sure Mom would have been worried had she seen you exploring!
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That is true, too. Of course, when she is here, we tend not to do it. 😳
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Funny how that works. Are you trying to say Dad is more lax?
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Way more lax. 😀
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We missed you, John, and are glad to have you back. Hope your vacation proved enjoyable and restful! I, too, gasped when I saw the photo of Twiggy perched on the back of that sofa. Of course, she’s much too well-behaved to jump from that height. Monkey? Doubtful.
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Thank you, Debbie. The time away was lovely. Yes,😀 Twiggy did give a start or two.
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I’ll admit, as much as I love my cats, I do miss the joy of a dog when they see you after five minutes and they act like it’s a longed-for reunion of many years. Tempest and Twiggy are darlings, but I wouldn’t worry about their jumping from a couch: they look like they’re made of pure muscle!
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Thank you, Marian. The problem is Twiggy has the grace and glide ratio of a Mosler safe. I could see her go nose-down 😊
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LOL! Now I can see Wiley Coyote standing under her as she plunges.
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Ha ha ha. Wiley looks up, and Twiggy’s shadow gets bigger as she approaches Wiley.
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Looks like they didn’t miss a beat lol🤩🤣
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Nope, they are always on. Thank you, Cindy.
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Well, glad you’re all back!! You’re welcome, John! 😇
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Awww, I’ve missed these two. Hope you enjoyed your time away, John!
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It was a great time away, Jan. I enjoyed it very much. Thanks for the lovely wishes. 😊
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Such cutie pies! I’ve missed seeing them. Glad they’re back.
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They are glad to be back, too. Thank you, Joan 🤗
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That last picture is adorable. It’s nice to have you all back.
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Thank you, Robbie. It’s nice to be in touch with you as well. 😊
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I’m glad you enjoyed the post, Journey. Thanks for letting me know. 😊
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Great to see you and the dogs back, John. I hope you’re well.
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Had a great rest. The biggest problem all day was to decide on red or white for dinner. Good to be back, though. I’m heading to the seven-word challenge,
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Decisions, decisions, John! Glad you had a good rest.
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Thank you, Esther. 😊
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So cute. Together again. Love the sitting one in front of another on the couch.
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They do that often. Thanks, Rebecca
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They know their routine. Amazing how much Twiggy blends into the couch cover. … and those 2 faces at the end look so innocent.
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Yes, they do look innocent. I was explaining the Chi-Square method of detecting a type II error in data to them, and I think it was too much.
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Maybe they need one more time through and a dedicated treat at the end.
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That should fix it for sure.
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Great glorious greetings! Who wouldn’t enjoy this remarkable display of love and affection, especially coming from you two young ladies! xx
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Thank you, Miss Annette. We give it the “Butter wouldn’t melt in our mouths” expression. 😀
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Glad to find your post today. I guess I missed that you were taking a break. The girls are so cute at that angle up on the couch but I can see where their mom would not approve. Happy spring!
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You are right. Mom would not approve. Thanks, Jo.
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Let the slurpy welcome begin.
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Yes, indeed. 😀
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Oh, that last photo is precious! Welcome back, Twiggy and Tempeste!
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Thank you, Miss Marie. Good to be back.
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Lovely as always John… Makes you ponder on the perception of doggy time compared to ours 🙂
One thing I sure wish we humans had.. Was their Unconditional LOVE.. Now that would make every minute here very precious ..
Love and Hugs and have a great weekend, and hopefully no jumping from great heights to give Mom a scare. 🙂 ❤
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Thank you, Sue. Yes, unconditional love in humans would go a long way in solving world problems.
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Wouldn’t it just ❤ xx
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Yes, it would.
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Haha, 10 days/20 minutes. I wish this year would slow down — maybe not quite that much though. Wow, it’s officially spring, already. The girls are very considerate of human nerves re the couch jumping. Thanks for another fun visit, John. Hugs.
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I can’t believe it is Spring myself. Yes, couch jumping is off-limits. Thanks, Teagan.
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Entertaining story with a precious ending. Welcome back! We’ve missed you but it’s nice that you had some time away.
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Thank you, Michele. It is good to be back. 😊
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No need to give Mom a heart attack.
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True enough. Thanks, Mr. Pete
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Delighted you had a good trip John and those two are adorable and I am sure the greeting was worth the wait… hugsx
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I think the greeting is always worth the wait. Thanks, Sally. 😊
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Doggy time, bless your girls. Much love to you, John, Mrs H, Twiggy and Tempeste, from us both. Xxx 🩷
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❤️ Much love back to you and Tim, Jane.
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Nothing beats your furry family welcoming you home with such excitement, joy, and love. Thanks for the smiles, John. Belly rubs and ear scratches for the girls.
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The girls thank you for the belly rubs and ear scratches, Staci. 😀
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That greeting–what’s coming next–is why dog lovers will never stop.
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That is so true, Jacqui. Thanks for that enhancement. 😀
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Cute as always, John! Have a great weekend!❤️
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Thank you, Joy
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Those two are adorable and I bet they know it.
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I think they do.
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The life of your home security personnel is never dull. From sitting on cookies to gauging the height of their stakeout spot to determining where to stand when it comes time to greet mama. These girls deserve a nap!
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Ha ha ha. I agree with you. A nap well earned. 😊
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Very much so.
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Welcome back, dear John! That’s great to see the Twiggy Tempeste Resort gathered for new adventures.🍤🍤🍤🍻🥰🤗
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Thank you, Maria. It is good to be back. 😊
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Very cute as always 😊 my Boston terrier greets me at the door after being outside for just a few minutes as if I’ve been gone for hours. They have a funny way of telling time.
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They just want to be with us, so maybe the time thing doesn’t count.
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So good to see the girls. Tempeste really is growing up, making sure she doesn’t give Mom a heart attack.
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Ha ha ha. Thanks, Jennie. Yes she is growing up (slowly)
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OMG! Will there be a bark off?
Or just tail wagging and happy tongues?
Tempeste, you really are growing. Are you a teenager yet?
Tell dad, it’s a dog’s life!
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No, Miss Resa. I’m only seven in human years. One more dog year, and I’ll be fourteen. Dad says it is a dog’s life for sure. 😊X
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Ahh, so you’re still a puppy.
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Well, some would say that. Mom says I’m an adult and should act like it. Hrrumph. 😊X 😊X
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So… is this Tempeste talking, or dad?
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Tempeste.
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If looks could kill! The last pose nails it.
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With kindness. 😀
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Killing me softly…
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Just too cute! And supersonic ears indeed. 🙂
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Thank you, Fletcher.
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