
The familiar routine of morning coffee, followed by bedlam, is comforting even though it’s annoying. A touch of the two coffee icon on the touchscreen brings the coffee machine to life. The first sip quells the jackhammer-on-concrete noise in my head from caffeine withdrawal. The second sip is accompanied by the Westminster chime of the doorbell and the simultaneous baying of Twiggy and Tempeste, obviously auditioning for guardians of the gates of hell. Two new toys tossed into the soundproof room, followed by the door’s slam, brings the kind of peace Leon Bridges describes in the song Peaceful Place.
A glance at the security monitor shows Horton the Elephant on a nest on the porch. He has an envelope and clipboard. Obviously, the security shutdown process needs to begin.
The B-2 bomber squadron and the F-35 escort must be called off. One call does it. The tank corps and gunboats are told to stand by. The Apache helicopters are rerouted. The electric shock fence is turned off. The drawbridge over the quicksand is lowered. The robot attack dogs returned to their charging station. The laser-guided machine guns on the roof are set to caution. The nest filled with rattlesnakes put away. The bucket filled with 1000 marbles is locked down. The tear gas canisters shut off. The electrified welcome mat set to off. The fall-away sidewalk into the pit filled with spikes is locked. The hornet’s nest closed. The water cannons are set to safety. Bear traps are set to off. Peregrine Falcons perched on the roof above front door fed. The vat of boiling oil set to warm. Monty Python’s Harmless Little Rabbit’s cage is closed. The front door is opened.
Horton passes me the envelope and clipboard. The signed document, with a fiver clipped to the board, is returned. The question, “How long are you going to sit on Mayzie’s egg?” goes unasked, and the front door closes.
The envelope is from Linda Hill. The letter inside reads:
Your Friday prompt for Stream of Consciousness Saturday is “familiar.” Use it the way you’d like. Enjoy!
To see what others have done with the prompt, visit Linda’s post. Here is the link: https://lindaghill.com/2026/10/09/the-friday-reminder-and-prompt-for-socs-october-10-2026/
Familiar by John W. Howell © 2026
“I’m not familiar with Horton.”
“He’s a character out of a book titled Horton Hatches the Egg.”
“Odd thing, an elephant sitting on an egg.”
“From the mind of Dr. Seuss.”
“What made you think of that character?”
“I was looking at the Warner Brothers characters when Horton popped up. I remember seeing the cartoon and reading the story to my kids.”
“A bit of nostalgia, huh?”
“I suppose. The story is great, with lessons of greed and commitment.”
“Does it end well?”
“It does. Like most of our Uber rides. Speaking of which.”
“Right over there.”

“What is that?”
“It’s a VW pickup truck.”
“I didn’t know they made pickups.”
“They did between 1980 and 1983.”
“Okay, so what’s the hitch?”
“A small thing.”
“Never small.”
“One of us has to ride in the back.”
“The person who hired the VW, raise your hand.”
“Okay, I’ll ride in the back.”
“Great. Let’s go.”
Excellent choice on the message, John. I remember my mother getting Horton Hears a Who form the Bookmobile and reading it to me. I was so excited when I found out there was another one! Thanks for the memory job. Enjoy the beers.
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Thank you, Dan. 😄
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Someone in my area drives one of those. I see it from time to time. Not that color though.
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Oldie but goodie.
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Oh the memory and visual of this.. so good John!
“It does. Like most of our Uber rides. Speaking of which.”
“Right over there.””
Nothing like a little sunshine yellow bug to take you there! ❣️🙏
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Yes, indeed, Cindy. Thank you. 😊
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Always, John!!
❣️🩷🙏
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Hi John, I don’t know the book you mentioned but I do know Horton hears a Who which I really enjoyed reading to my sons. I still have that book.
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I don’t know if it is still in print. Thanks, Robbie.
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You got the prompt in right away, John. I never knew vw made pickups. Apparently to they didn’t catch on since they didn’t continue. Happy Saturday!
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They are thinking of bringing out a new one. Don’t know when.
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Haha! I was not expecting Horton. Fabulous! . When I was a kid, I thought riding in the back of a pickup truck was huge fun. Now… Nope. Big hugs 🤗
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I know what you mean. In college, I drove a pickup for work. There is an allure to it. 🤗
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It was nice of you to tip Horton the Elephant, John. I guess it will be a good ride to the pub for you, since you don’t have to ride in the back. Have fun.
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Thank you, Tim. 😊
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The only thing I know about Horton is the book….Horton Hears a Who. Good old Dr. Seuss! And that VW pickup…another great oldie. Great job, John.
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Thank you, Monika. Glad you liked it.
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My kids loved Horton Hears a Who! As for the ride – smack! as the kids say today. But the ticket you’ll get for having someone ride in the back will cost more than the Voodoo Rangers!
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My buddy will lie down and not be seen. ( I hope)
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Me, too. You need your VooDoo Rangers!
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Ha ha ha. Will still have the Rangers unless we are in Jail.
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Just keep your guard up for The Cat in the Hat. He can’t be trusted.
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I hear you.
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🙂
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Disabling an entire fleet of B-2 bombers and tank corps just to collect mail from Horton the Elephant is peak creativity. I completely agreed with Liz Gauffreau that keeping an eye out for The Cat in the Hat is solid advice.
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I agree, Prateek. You never know.
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I did not know Volkswagen made pick ups either. An interesting and fun take on familiar.
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Thanks, Thomas.
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Enjoyed as always. News to me about the VW pickup. Kind of cool though.
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Yes, it is. Was news to me as well. Thanks, Holly.
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Learned something new. 😊
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Huh. I didn’t know VW made a truck either. You learn something new everyday.
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I know, right?
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I remember the Horton character but I do not recall ever reading that one. As for the VW, I DO remember those! Ahhhh, the ’80’s, I do miss them.
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They were good times for sure.
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Fo sho
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Raise your hand…funny! I love Horton.
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I love Horton, too
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I’m so glad!
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I always wanted an El Dorado!
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They were pretty cool in their day. 😊X
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Yes!
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