Thursday – A Little Personal – The Birthday Tree Arrives

Twiggy and Lucy barking

“Lucy. Do you see what I see?”

“I do, Little One. Looks like a monster truck to me.”

“You are right. What the heck is it doing here?”

“Looks like they are going to plant the Boss’s  birthday tree.”

Tree crew at work

“It is about time. Do they know what they are doing?”

“Yup. Mom went out there and gave them their instructions.”

“Why are they digging so much. The hole was already done.”

“The tree needed to have the best side out. That means making a diagonal hole out of a square.”

Lucy and Twiggy

“Come see this, Lucy.”

“Coming.”

“It looks great, doesn’t it?”

“It sure does.”

“I have to wonder where those guys went.”

“Why? You think they’ll come back, Lucy?”

“You never know. Sometimes they do.”

“Why would they come back?”

“What if they dropped off the wrong tree.”

“You think Mom would allow that?”

“I suppose you are right. Looks like this may be here a while.”

“So we can relax and enjoy the tree?”

“I would say that is the perfect thing to do. After all, it marks the Boss’s eightieth birthday.”

“How much is that in dog years?”

“About eleven.”

“Woo wee. He’s got some mileage.”

“Keep that on the down-low, Little One.”

141 comments

  1. Liz Gauffreau's avatar

    The tree does look great!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Liz.😊 I love it.

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      1. Liz Gauffreau's avatar

        You’re welcome, John. Will it bloom this first year or not until next year? The magnolias I had in Virginia were very well-established when we bought the houses.

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        1. John W. Howell's avatar

          Not sure about the blooming, Liz. It was in bloom when we bought it back in May. They are supposed to bloom twice. I think the transplant will have an effect.

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        2. Liz Gauffreau's avatar

          You’ll keep us posted?

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        3. John W. Howell's avatar

          For sure. 😁

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  2. Keith Edgar Channing's avatar

    What manner of tree is it, John? Not that I could think of planting anyting that size in my 540 sq ft back garden. I am planning a tricolour dwarf buddleia once the new patio is laid next month. Then I’ll have to train Robbie not to bump into it!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      It is a southern magnolia. Gets big white flowers twice a year.

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      1. Keith Edgar Channing's avatar

        I shall look forward to seeing it in bloom, John.

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        1. John W. Howell's avatar

          Me too. Thanks, Keith.

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  3. Dale's avatar

    Wow! You gotta a pretty mature one! Love it. Can’t wait till it blooms next spring.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      It was a biggie. After all I don’t have forever to wait for it to grow up. Thanks, Dale. 😁

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      1. Dale's avatar

        Bite your tongue. But I get it… And hey, if we don’t deserve a biggie at 80, when do we?

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  4. Chris The Story Reading Ape's avatar

    Fine looking tree, John. Is the chair to the right behind it located so you can put your feet up in it’s lower branches? 😃

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      I think The Producer would not be happy catching me with my feet in the branches. The real answer is the first level of branches are too high for feet resting. 😁 Thanks, Chris.

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  5. Jill Weatherholt's avatar

    The tree looks great! That was a big crew.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      I thought so too. Thanks, Jill. I guess it takes a few to get the tree in place. 😁

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  6. Joan Hall's avatar

    The tree looks great!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thanks, Joan. 😊

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  7. davidprosser's avatar

    Never any secrets with the girls about is there. All those doggy years eh. The tree looks great there.
    Hugs

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thak you, David. I really like it.

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  8. shoreacres's avatar

    Hmmm… someone got you a great birthday tree! I wasn’t expecting one quite so large, but it’s a real beauty. It looks like a saucer (or Southern) magnolia. If it is, that thing is going to grow into a real shade provider.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Yes it will. That mountain laurel and the oak will need to be trimmed in about five years. Thanks, Linda.😁

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  9. quiall's avatar

    Ha ha ha! So you are 11? Got a love math. The yard looks great!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Pamela. Yes only 11.

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  10. GP's avatar

    Ya gotta love the girls – they tell it like it is!
    All the best with your tree, John. Magnolias are outstanding!!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, GP. I love it.

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  11. Smorgasbord - Variety is the Spice of Life.'s avatar

    Reblogged this on Smorgasbord Blog Magazine and commented:
    Head over to celebrate the arrival of a wonderful tree to celebrate the 80th birthday of John Howel.. You will be given a guided tour by two of his girls who might just be hoping for some cake too.. Happy Birthday John.. keep rockin’

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Sally. What a nice birthday wish. 😁

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  12. Teri Polen's avatar

    Love the tree, John – what a great present!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Teri. I love it too.

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  13. Marcia Meara's avatar

    Congratulations on your BIG birthday, John! (I’ll be hitting that milestone pretty soon, too.) I love your birthday tree! Did you know magnolias have been around since long before people? Fossils have been found from 20 million years ago! How cool to have one in your own backyard now! Can’t wait to see pictures of it in bloom, and I’m sure Twiggy and Lucy will have some delightful commentary when those flowers appear. Lovely post! 🙂 ❤

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Marcia. Yes they will have much to say when the flowers arrive. 😁

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  14. Charles Yallowitz's avatar

    Awesome milestone birthday present. Can’t wait to see how it looks when it blooms.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      I’ll have photos for sure.

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  15. John Hric's avatar

    Betty Smith would approve of your choice. And a magnolia is a much better choice than a chinese sumac, aka tree of heaven. Now it is three fingers time. Cheers !

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thanks, John. Good idea on the three fingers.

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  16. Author Jan Sikes's avatar

    Some mileage, indeed, my friend. 🙂 Congrats on finally getting the tree. I had to chuckle at the typical work crew. Two doing the work, the others standing around. 🙂

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      The two were the digger expersts. The others will do the heavy lifting. It makes a funny picture though. Thanks, Jan.

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  17. Teagan Riordain Geneviene's avatar

    I’m glad you are still celebrating your birthday, John. Applesauce! That magnolia is huge to plant. Just gorgeous. I hope you get lots of blossoms. I felt stunned when this post made me realize how long we’ve been blog buddies… nearly a decade. You’re still a bright star of my blog family. Hugs on the wing.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      A decade???? Wow. This gives rise to the adage, “Time flys when you are having fun.” Hugs, Teagan 🤗

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  18. coldhandboyack's avatar

    A tree is a great present, and it looks really good.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Craig. I think it looks healthy too.

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  19. Darlene's avatar

    Two guys to install and four to supervise!! The tree looks great and will do well. Lots of shade for the pups soon.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Darlene. These guys look like every work crew I’ve seen.😁

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      1. Darlene's avatar

        All over the world too.

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        1. John W. Howell's avatar

          Hahaha. Universal productivity.

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  20. Annette Rochelle Aben's avatar

    May you have the greatest times under the birthday tree! 🙂

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Annette. What a nice wish. 😁

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  21. Gwen M. Plano's avatar
    Gwen M. Plano · ·

    Beautiful Magnolia…and it’s perfect for celebrating your well-traveled “mileage.” 💗

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Hahaha. Thank you, Gwen. It has been a wonderful trip. 🤗

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  22. Staci Troilo's avatar

    The tree is gorgeous, John. And the girls are going to love the shade. I think it was the perfect way to celebrate the “miles.”

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Staci. I think it is the best way. 😁

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  23. Pit's avatar

    Congratulations, John, to your birthday (tree). That Magnolia is magnificent. I hope it will do well. We have a Magnolia as a birthday tree, too. We had it planted last year for Mary’s daughter’s 40th. For ourselves, we don’t plant birthday trees, but a Christmas tree for every year we have been living here.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank is a nice thing to do, Pit. This is the first birthday tree but 80 is a good year to do it. 😊

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  24. Becky Ross Michael's avatar

    Wonderful birthday gift, John! Now the challenge will be getting enough water to it?

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Yes it has to have 20 gallons everyother day. We make sure it happens. Thanks, Becky.

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      1. Becky Ross Michael's avatar

        It will be worth it!

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  25. The Coastal Crone's avatar

    Beautiful tree – I like that it is big enough for you to enjoy now and don’t have to wait around for it to grow. Producer did a great job of having it positioned just right! It is a great addition to that part of your yard. I like the low maintenance of your yard. Happy birthday to the Boss!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Jo. We are adding one more low. maintainence feature. Artificial Turf due to be installed on 7-22. 😁

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  26. Dan Antion's avatar

    That’s a very nice birthday gift, John. It’s a beautiful tree. Good that Lucy and Twiggy are girls, I’d hate to see how a male dog would welcome it to the yard. I like the thought of you having some mileage, but I hope you still have plenty of miles to go. I’m laughing a bit at them having to dig a different style hole in order to get it just right. Someone powerful is in charge.

    Happy Birthday.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      She stands at almost five feet and weighs in at 95 pounds. It’s Super Producer. Thanks, Dan.

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      1. Dan Antion's avatar

        Tough little number.

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        1. John W. Howell's avatar

          When we were dating we were fooling around and somehow the words ,”Go ahead give it your best shot,” came out of my mouth. She knocked me over withone punch to the arm. I never said that again.

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        2. Dan Antion's avatar

          Hahaha – You learn well, grasshopper.

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  27. alexcraigie's avatar
    alexcraigie · ·

    Happy Birthday, John! That presents looks like a considerable improvement on socks and after shave…

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Yes it is quite an upgrade. Thank you, Alex.

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  28. Writer Lori's avatar

    A good looking tree, John, and a beautiful remembrance of your special day. 🙂

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Lori. It is. 😁

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  29. Cynthia Reyes's avatar

    Great looking tree!
    Congrats.
    What kind of tree is it?
    And how often will you have to water to ensure it makes the transplant?
    and have the dogs baptised it yet?

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thanmks for the questions, Cynthia. It is a Southern Magnolia. It has to be watered every other day with at least 20 gallons of water. We have female dogs so they pretty much ignore the tree. 🤣

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      1. Cynthia Reyes's avatar

        Happy watering! That’s a great tree to have.

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        1. John W. Howell's avatar

          Thank you. 😊

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  30. Jacqui Murray's avatar

    For me, the pups steal the show. Look how curious they are!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      They are very curious. Twiggy is the worst.

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  31. kethuprofumo's avatar

    Happy Birthday, dear John! Happy birthday, dear Magnolia! Hurrah!🥂🎂

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Dear Maria. We are all happy the tree and me.

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      1. kethuprofumo's avatar

        I hope this little tree will bring you a new turn of youth, dear John! The dog inspection is on duty…as usual.😊😊😊

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        1. John W. Howell's avatar

          Yes dog patrol continues. Thanks, Maria.

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        2. kethuprofumo's avatar

          😎😎😎

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  32. D.L. Finn, Author's avatar
    D.L. Finn, Author · ·

    Yay! It’s beautiful 🙂 Happy birthday tree!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Denise.

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  33. Bette A. Stevens's avatar
    Bette A. Stevens · ·

    Awesome! 🎉🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈 HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Bette. ❤️

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  34. Vashti Q's avatar

    Ah, ha, ha! Those girls are too cute❣️ The tree looks amazing. It’s big too. How long before it blooms? Remember, eighty is the new fifty!😘

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Some are blooming now. I think this one has to get over the shock of transplant. Thanks, Vashti. I agree on the Eighty is fifty. 😁

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      1. Vashti Q's avatar

        Good for you. 😀 ❤

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  35. Mae Clair's avatar

    What a fantastic birthday present, John. The tree looks gorgeous. I love how excited the girls are about it. I’m excited, too! 🙂

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Mae. We are all excited here.

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  36. petespringer's avatar
    petespringerauthor · ·

    What a great present! Something that everyone can enjoy. Congratulations on making it to a new decade. Well done, John!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Pete. 😁

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  37. Audrey Driscoll's avatar

    Wonderful present, John. May you and the tree grow old together.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      I think that might be “older,” Audrey. Thanks.

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  38. TanGental's avatar

    Have the girls watered it yet?

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Hahaha. They are not much for “open ground” watering. They need to feel the security of the lawn based recepticle. Short answer – no. 😁

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Sharon. 😊

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  39. janesturgeon's avatar
    Jane Sturgeon · ·

    What a beautiful magnolia tree, John. Happy Birthday. Much ❤ to you and your girls. xXx

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Jane. Much love to you. ❤️

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  40. Debbie's avatar

    Happy Happy Birthday once again, John! What a gorgeous tree. I know Magnolias can be considered “messy,” but I love them — and this one looks to be in an ideal location. Before long, the girls will have a nice, shady spot to chill in.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      It is rather messy but I love it. Thanks, Debbie.

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  41. dgkaye's avatar

    What a fabulous gift to continue your legacy John. Happy Birthday to you! 🙂

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Yes. The idea of a Magnolia is a great one.

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      1. dgkaye's avatar

        Gorgeous!

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        1. John W. Howell's avatar

          Thank you, Debby.

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        2. dgkaye's avatar

          Welcome John

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  42. Lauren Scott, Author's avatar

    What a great looking tree, John, and love the dialogue too! Can’t wait to see the blooms! Happy birthday again! 🎂🎉😁

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Lauren. I love the tree.

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  43. robertawrites235681907's avatar

    A tree for your birthday is the best gift ever. I’ve had three and they’ve all lived and thrived.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      That is good, Roberta. This is my first and I might be so bold to say, probably my last. 😁

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  44. Sorryless's avatar

    That is one of the all time greatest birthday presents. Genius, really.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      I agree. It will still be there when…..oh wait. Let’s no go there right now.Thanks, Marc.

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      1. Sorryless's avatar

        We don’t go there.

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        1. John W. Howell's avatar

          Yes indeed. 😊

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  45. jilldennison's avatar

    The tree looks great … looks like it was always there! And 🎈Happy B-I-G 80!!! 🎈 But, wouldn’t you be 560 in dog years rather than 11? I always thought you multiplied by 7 … ???

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      In this case you would divide the human by 7 to get dog. If you wanted to know how many human years a dog has lived you multiply the dog by 7. If you want to know how many generations of dogs a human has lived you multiply the human years by 7 and then divide by life expectance of dog. Let’s say 12 years. In my case then 80 times 7 is 560. Divided by 12 equals 4.1 generations.

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      1. jilldennison's avatar

        Ohhhhhh … yes … I had it backward! And I’m an accountant??? Thanks, John, for clearing that up for me!

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        1. John W. Howell's avatar

          I was a finance concentration in grad school. Being able to find the common units of measure is the hardest part. 😁

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        2. jilldennison's avatar

          Really? I had no idea! By the time I got to grad school I had changed from a finance/accounting direction to Political Science … surprised, aren’t you?

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        3. John W. Howell's avatar

          No surprise there. 😊

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  46. Resa's avatar

    LOL!
    Happy 80th!
    Let me rephrase that! Happy 11th! 🎉🎂

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you. Of course if I go around telling people I’m eleven someone will start a gofundme given the state of my body. 😁

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      1. Resa's avatar

        Hahahahaha!!!!!

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  47. markbierman's avatar

    A beautiful addition to the back yard. However, in the words of Stephen King, “Sometimes they DO come back!” 🙂

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Let’s hope not. 😁

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  48. Jennie's avatar

    It’s a beautiful magnolia, John. Good thing you have the girls on alert. And, happy birthday. 🎈

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Jennie.

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      1. Jennie's avatar

        You’re welcome, John.

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  49. Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister's avatar

    Happiest of birthday greetings, Butch. Love the tree. ♡

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Audrey. 😁

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