Thursday – A Little Personal – Twiggy and Lucy See Something New

“What the heck is that, Lucy?”

“I don’t know Little One. Looks like a toy.”

“What’s a toy doing in the backyard?”

Yeah, that is a good question. Smells like a toy.”

“You think Dad dropped it here?”

“I don’t see him but I wouldn’t be surprised.”

“Why would he do that?”

“Maybe to take photos of us wondering how the thing got here.” You know how he is on Thursday.”

“I can tell you, this is not something I would play with at all.”

“You have to wonder sometimes. Our parents seem tone deaf when it comes to certain toys.”

“That is some kind of flower or something and I’m not going to jump at the bait.”

“You know it could be an agave. You know how dad is about margaritas.”

“We are a couple of dogs. I wouldn’t be caught dead playing with an agave.”

“I’m sure dad meant well. But I think you’re right.”

“I’m chalking that up to a toy fail. I think I’m going to tell mom.”

“Okay, but be careful. She may have a hand in it too.”

“Good point. Maybe they’ll get the hint when the thing sits there a while.”

“Yeah, a good old passive-aggressive move for sure.

 

124 comments

  1. Writer Lori's avatar

    Clearly not all toys are created equal, John. 😂 But I love where the kids are going with the agave. Hope your weekend starts early with. Thursday happy hour margarita. ☺️

    Liked by 1 person

    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Lori. You have given me a good idea. 😁

      Liked by 1 person

  2. Harmony Kent's avatar

    “You know how he is on Thursday.” … this had me chortling away! Thanks for the Thursday fun, John. Looks like the girls voted with their feet 😆 Have a lovely day 💕🙂

    Liked by 1 person

    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      That toy has not caught any interest for sure. Thanks, Harmony. I hope your day is lovely as well. 😊

      Liked by 1 person

  3. Gwen M. Plano's avatar

    I’ve never known “passive-aggressive” to be so funny. I loved this Thursday’s lesson, John! Enjoy your weekend, and I hope the little monsters who tap on your door are pup-friendly. 🎃

    Liked by 1 person

    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      We do not get any trick or treaters. Just as well since we would have to hide in the backyard.

      Like

      1. Gwen M. Plano's avatar

        I can only image. 😄

        Liked by 1 person

  4. GP's avatar

    Did you honestly bait the girls to create a post?

    Liked by 3 people

      1. GP's avatar

        Mr. Innocent, eh? 🙄

        Liked by 1 person

        1. John W. Howell's avatar

          Guilty as charged.

          Liked by 1 person

        2. GP's avatar

          I thought so, you sneaky devil. 😈

          Liked by 1 person

        3. John W. Howell's avatar

          I honestly thought they would play with it. But you see the results.

          Liked by 1 person

        4. GP's avatar

          You can’t win them all.

          Liked by 1 person

  5. Jill Weatherholt's avatar

    I hope dad kept the receipt! Sweet, John!

    Liked by 1 person

    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Looks like a rescue donation for sure. Thanks, Jill.

      Like

  6. shoreacres's avatar

    Trolling for toy-reactions; what a guy!

    Liked by 2 people

    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Ha ha ah. I thought they would like it. Brand new and all. Wrong.

      Liked by 1 person

  7. Darlene's avatar

    Oh dear! Looks like this is a toy that will stay in the toy box. We have a box full of them as our dogs have decided it’s better to play with chunks of palm tree instead of their many toys. Sigh.

    Liked by 1 person

    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      That sounds so typical. Bailey the boxer used to rip off the bark from a palm tree and run around the yard like crazy.

      Liked by 1 person

  8. Dale's avatar

    Oh my goodness! I am sitting here laughing. They have your number, John!
    Happy Thursday!

    Liked by 2 people

    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Dale. That was sure a bust of a toy. 😊

      Like

  9. Charles Yallowitz's avatar

    They’re onto your tricks.

    Liked by 1 person

    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      They sure are. Thanks, Charles.

      Like

  10. coldhandboyack's avatar

    Toy fail. So sad.

    Liked by 1 person

    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Does happen. This one had elements of success like a squeaker and crunch. Go figure.

      Liked by 1 person

      1. coldhandboyack's avatar

        Elements of success. I love it.

        Liked by 1 person

        1. John W. Howell's avatar

          Yup. Was a talking point in my old job. Both for project work and personnel.

          Liked by 1 person

  11. circadianreflections's avatar

    LOL! The perfect snub!! Thanks for the chuckle girls! 😂

    Liked by 1 person

    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Deborah. 😁

      Liked by 1 person

      1. circadianreflections's avatar

        LOL! I’m still smiling about that toy. I guess that one is a good one for the Island of Misfit Toys for dogs. I used to think that about the ones Diva Dog snubbed. 😂

        Liked by 1 person

        1. John W. Howell's avatar

          They do have a preference for sure. Thanks, Deborah.

          Liked by 1 person

  12. Liz Gauffreau's avatar

    Those are two very put out canines. Harumph!

    Liked by 1 person

    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Yup. Always a new day though. 😁

      Liked by 1 person

      1. Liz Gauffreau's avatar

        Another day, another new toy to critique. A dog’s work is never done . . .

        Liked by 1 person

        1. John W. Howell's avatar

          I know right? 😁

          Liked by 1 person

  13. Maggie's avatar

    Why do I think these pups run the place? 😂

    Liked by 1 person

    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Um…I can’t imagine why you would think that, Maggie. 🤣

      Liked by 1 person

  14. Joan Hall's avatar

    “Maybe to take photos of us wondering how the thing got here.” You know how he is on Thursday.”

    😀 Had to chuckle at that line, John!

    Liked by 1 person

    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Joan. Glad you got a chuckle. 😁

      Liked by 1 person

  15. T. W. Dittmer's avatar

    Good one, John, but they may need some help figuring this one out. I must be on their intellect level, because I did too. 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Ha ha ha. I think you got there though. Thanks, Tim

      Liked by 1 person

  16. janesturgeon's avatar
    Jane Sturgeon · ·

    Ahh, Dad, they know you too well. Funny story, John. Much love to you and your girls. ❤ Xxx

    Liked by 1 person

    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Jane. much love back to you.

      Liked by 1 person

  17. D.L. Finn, Author's avatar
    D.L. Finn, Author · ·

    It does pay to be careful when approaching an unexpected toy.

    Liked by 2 people

    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Yes it does. What if it is from another dimension?

      Like

  18. TanGental's avatar

    Ah ha, the old ‘let’s ignore the Algave’ tactic… works every time

    Liked by 1 person

    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      They mean it though. Never saw such a total rejection of a toy. Not even one chase.

      Liked by 1 person

      1. TanGental's avatar

        Maybe it’s a cunning plan to get more toys…

        Liked by 1 person

        1. John W. Howell's avatar

          Yeah. One that I am familiar with too

          Like

  19. walkingoffthechessboard's avatar

    “You know how he is on Thursday.” – LOL. Yes, we certainly do know how he is on Thursday and we enjoy it very much, girls!

    Liked by 1 person

    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Bruce. 😁

      Liked by 1 person

  20. Staci Troilo's avatar

    I bet if you had put the box the toy came in out there, they’d have been overjoyed. Kids and pets…

    Sending the girls ear scratches AND belly rubs. Seems they need some extra attention today after the toy disappointment.

    Liked by 1 person

    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Ha ha ha. I think you are right, Staci. The girls loved their ear scratches.

      Liked by 1 person

  21. jilldennison's avatar

    Awwww … the poor toy! It looks like something our kitties would love!

    Liked by 1 person

    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Yes I think a kitty would like it. I thought they would like it but, no. Thanks for the comment and visit , Jill.

      Liked by 1 person

      1. jilldennison's avatar

        Leave it for a day or two … sometimes our kitties will reject a new toy at first, then warm up to it the next day!

        Liked by 1 person

        1. John W. Howell's avatar

          Good idea, Jill. 😊

          Liked by 1 person

  22. Debbie's avatar

    Yep, we’ve all been there, John. One dog’s trash is another’s treasure though. Probably a good time to round up the misfits and make a donation at the animal shelter!

    Liked by 1 person

    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      The nice things about the rejects is they are in perfect condition. Thanks, Debbie.

      Liked by 2 people

  23. Tom's avatar

    Not sure why but I can see Mr. Magoo enter this episode (and others)

    Liked by 1 person

    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Hmmm….Not sure why either.

      Like

      1. Tom Okragly's avatar
        Tom Okragly · ·

        Maybe bumbling around in your backyard ??
        With Wilie and Sam 🙂

        Liked by 1 person

  24. Susannah Bianchi's avatar

    I may never look at Agave the same way again. They have this Holmes and Watson thing goin’ on, just with tails. 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Yes and they totally rejected the toy. 😳

      Liked by 1 person

      1. Susannah Bianchi's avatar

        Agave’s not for everyone.

        Liked by 1 person

        1. John W. Howell's avatar

          Apparently not. 😁

          Liked by 1 person

  25. noelleg44's avatar

    The girls know you all too well. I like that they think about telling Mom and then not! But I’m with you on the margaritas!

    Liked by 1 person

    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Always a double edged sword in telling mama.

      Like

      1. noelleg44's avatar

        Just like kids!

        Liked by 1 person

  26. The Coastal Crone's avatar

    The girls have you figured out for sure! What was that toy anyway? Too tame for them! Cheers for margaritas, John.

    Liked by 1 person

    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      We can’t figure out what the toy is supposed to be. It is a dog toy with some mystery for sure.

      Like

  27. Teri Polen's avatar

    We’ve gotten toys for Bond that he didn’t care for – just looked at us like we were crazy then stalked away, lol. And yay for margaritas!

    Liked by 1 person

    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      I love when they do that. Thanks, Teri. Yay is right.

      Liked by 1 person

  28. kethuprofumo's avatar

    ” I beg your pardon, I never promised you an agave garden…”, Lucy & Twiggy are conservative about the dog toys. 😂😂😂 In fact, what is this orange object supposed to be, dear John?

    Liked by 1 person

    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      I have no idea. Been trying to figure it out. 🙄

      Liked by 1 person

      1. kethuprofumo's avatar

        😄😄😄Why not to call it the planty thing like they did in the Addams Family, dear John?

        Liked by 1 person

        1. John W. Howell's avatar

          That is also a great idea. Thanks, Maria. 🍰🥂

          Liked by 1 person

        2. kethuprofumo's avatar

          😎😎😎 All for you, my dear John!🍤🍤🍤🍻

          Liked by 1 person

  29. quiall's avatar

    Well they’ve got you pegged!

    Liked by 1 person

  30. Dan Antion's avatar

    You should know better than to try to fool them, John.

    Liked by 1 person

    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      I should know. Thanks, Dan

      Liked by 1 person

  31. The Hook's avatar

    Love those canines!

    Liked by 1 person

    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thanks, Robert.

      Like

  32. Jacquie Biggar's avatar

    Give them a cardboard box, they’d probably love it, lol

    Liked by 1 person

    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      I think that is true, Jacquie. 😊

      Liked by 1 person

  33. petespringer's avatar
    petespringerauthor · ·

    Be careful of Dad’s setups on Thursday, Lucy and Twiggy.

    Like

    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Good advice, Pete. 😊

      Liked by 1 person

  34. Sorryless's avatar

    The girls are not so easily fooled, Boss. But you already knew that . . . 😉

    Liked by 1 person

    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      I did. This toy was a bust for sure.

      Liked by 1 person

      1. Sorryless's avatar

        You’ll make it up, 😉

        Liked by 1 person

  35. Unknown's avatar

    […] Thursday – A Little Personal – Twiggy and Lucy See Something New […]

    Liked by 1 person

    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you for sharing my post

      Like

  36. Tails Around the Ranch's avatar

    {Snorf} You guys are too clever. Way to show the ‘paw-rents’ how smart you are!

    Liked by 1 person

    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      They are easy marks for sure.

      Liked by 1 person

  37. robertawrites235681907's avatar

    It’s good to know the girls have high standards, John.

    Liked by 1 person

    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Vry high. Thanks, Robbie.

      Liked by 1 person

  38. Jennie's avatar

    The girls are so clever. Surely they have you wrapped around their paws.

    Liked by 1 person

    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      They know that for sure.

      Liked by 1 person

  39. Resa's avatar

    Toy fail?
    Well, he tried!
    Twiggy, Lucy – does dad at least get an F for effort?

    Although, an Agave? What was he thinking? Now, if it was a real Puma or a Water Buffalo , that would be cool!
    🧽❤️ 🐃❤️ 🐆❤️ 💋❤️ 🐂❤️

    Liked by 1 person

    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Yes dad gets an F for effort. 🤣 🧽❤️ 🐃❤️ 🐆❤️ 💋❤️ 🐂❤️

      Liked by 1 person

      1. Resa's avatar

        Good!
        🧽❤️ 🐃❤️ 🐆❤️ 💋❤️ 🐂❤️

        Liked by 1 person

        1. John W. Howell's avatar

          🧽❤️ 🐃❤️ 🐆❤️ 💋❤️ 🐂❤️😁

          Liked by 1 person

        2. Resa's avatar

          💋🍷💋🍷💋🍷💋🍷

          Like

        3. John W. Howell's avatar

          Agreed 💋🍷💋🍷💋🍷💋🍷

          Liked by 1 person

        4. Resa's avatar

          Yes, it is a sort of greed! 😵‍💫😂
          OXOXOX

          Like

        5. Resa's avatar

          🐂🐂

          Liked by 1 person

        6. John W. Howell's avatar

          🐂💋🐂💋

          Liked by 1 person

  40. Ankur Mithal's avatar

    They have a good vocabulary. I had to go scrambling to look up agave.

    Liked by 1 person

    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Ha ha ha.You can now use it at cocktail parties and impress the gentlemen.

      Like