Thursday – A Little Personal – Twiggy and Tempeste Discuss Stalking

“I can smell you, Tempeste.”

“That’s not a nice thing to say.”

“Well, when someone is trying to sneak up on someone else, you have to go downwind.”

“What does downwind mean?”

“Your scent carries with the wind, so you have to move to where the wind is blowing at your face, not your rear.”

“How do I do that with a ceiling fan blowing the wind in all directions?”

“That is a tricky part. Maybe it’s best to stalk someone outside.”

“Well, we are inside now. Got any tips?”

“Put your nose down. What do you smell?”

“Just a couch. I can’t get your scent.”

“Yeah, that’s cause I am on the side of the fan moving air towards me.”

“Oh, I get it. I’m on the side of the fan that carries my scent to you.”

“I think you have it. If you want to sneak up on me, you have to go around the back of me.”

“Now that is a hard thing to do for sure.”

“Give it a try.”

“Okay, so I’m going to move off to your left.”

“Very good. You are almost out of the fan’s influence.”

“What do you mean, almost?”

“You would have a better chance if you went through Dad’s office and came up behind me.”

“That is a long way to go.”

“Wouldn’t it be worth it to catch me by surprise?”

“Now that I’m here, I would say it would be. To jump you unannounced is the best.”

“Best for you, I would say. Not so much fun for me.”

“Makes me wonder why you teach me the skill to do it, then.”

“Sisterly love.”

 

75 comments

  1. Dale's avatar

    Twiggy’s job is to teach Tempeste how to take care of herself; not use those skills on her teacher! Fun stuff, John.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Of course, not too many others in the house to stalk. 😀. Thanks, Dale.

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      1. Dale's avatar

        This is true.
        Brace yourself, Twiggy!

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  2. Darlene's avatar

    I love that you have steps for the kids to climb up on the furniture. I just showed hubby, who was also impressed. Twiggy is such a good big sister.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      These Frenchies need them, especially Twiggy. Jumping down is very bad for the back. ( Like Tempeste is doing in the 8th photo.) Thank you, Darlene. Like we say, “We live for these two.”

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      1. Darlene's avatar

        Completely understand. We would do the same.

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  3. Charles Yallowitz's avatar

    Great teacher/student interaction. Love all the steps too.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Charles. The stairs are a must to keep Twiggy from hurting herself.

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  4. shoreacres's avatar

    This reminds me of the old rule for stalking: “Stop often ‘n’ set frequent.”

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      We used to love seeing Twiggy stalk the geckos at the coast. She never caught one.

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  5. lois's avatar

    ‘Sisterly love’–exactly what I thought when I saw their two beds side by side. They are adorable.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Lois. We had hoped they would both go in one bed, but nope.

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  6. Susannah Bianchi's avatar

    Got any tips? I love that, love when Twiggy becomes Tempeste’s mentor. Like teaching a young kid a thing or two. Downwind made me laugh. The things we girls have to worry about. And let’s hear it for sisterly love…can’t beat it. 🙂

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Nope. Sisterly love is the best.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Yes. Thanks, Joy.

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  7. T. W. Dittmer's avatar

    It’s so nice to see Twiggy giving a lesson to Tempeste, John. She evidently thinks Tempeste will not be harmful.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      I think she knows Tempeste won’t hurt her. Thanks, Tim

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  8. Susie Lindau's avatar

    Sisters! Love their little steps.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      They used them even though Tempeste tends to avoid them now and then.

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  9. Liz Gauffreau's avatar

    Awww, sisterly love! I really needed my weekly Twiggy and Tempeste today.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      So glad we were here. Thank you, Liz.

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      1. Liz Gauffreau's avatar

        You’re welcome, John.

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  10. D.L. Finn, Author's avatar
    D.L. Finn, Author · · Reply

    Such a good big sister!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Denise.

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  11. Deborah J. Brasket's avatar

    Aw, you can see the love here–not only between the “sisters” but Mom and Dad placing those steps to keep them safe and comfortable.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      We often say to ourselves that we are house staff here to serve these two. Thanks, Deborah.

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  12. thomasstigwikman's avatar

    Twiggy, I am sure Tempeste love your smell.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      I’ll bet they both do.

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  13. Debbie's avatar

    I’m not sure I’ve ever seen the Monk stalking. I wonder if he’d know how! “Sisterly love” comes through loud and clear here!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Debbie. I’ll be if a critter came into the yard, he would stalk.

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  14. Teri Polen's avatar

    So many rules to keep up with for stalking.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      It is a major science. Just ask Bond

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  15. equipsblog's avatar

    Convoluted way to get a jump on her sister. As one of the Simpson characters days “Smell you later..”

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  16. Annette Rochelle Aben's avatar

    Sisters.. Sisters… there were never such devoted sisters! xx

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      So true. Thanks, Annette.

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  17. Mae Clair's avatar

    Adorable as always! I love big sister Twiggy sharing wisdom with her little sis.
    And boy are they spoiled! All those stairs to reach the sofa. You can tell who reigns supreme in that room–and it isn’t the two-legged, LOL!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      You are so right. The Producer and I are just house staff. Thanks, Mae.

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  18. Michele Lee's avatar

    They do look out for each other, don’t they. 😇

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Yes, they do. 😊

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  19. Tails Around the Ranch's avatar

    Aww, sweet Twiggy…you’re such a pal. You can always hope your little sister forgets the lessons you teach her so there aren’t any surprises. 😉

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      You know how it is, Miss Monika. Gotta help those who can’t help themselves. 😀

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  20. Jane Dalton's avatar

    ‘What does downwind mean?’ 😆 Sisterly love. 💕 Much love to you, Mrs H, Twiggy & Tempeste, John. Xxx 💕

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Jane. Love back to you and Tim. ❤️

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  21. coldhandboyack's avatar

    Such a patient mentor. It’s also reasonable to stay out of sight.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Yes, it is. Thanks, Craig.

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  22. Staci Troilo's avatar

    Twiggy’s such a good big sister. Sending the girls belly rubs. Thanks for the smiles, John.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      They love the belly rubs. Hold on. Twiggy is here. I’ll give her a rub right now. She is snorting, which is a sign of pleasure. Thank you, Staci. Tempeste is with The Producer at Lowes. 😀

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      1. Staci Troilo's avatar

        Divide and conquer. Always a good strategy.

        So glad the belly rub was appreciated. 🥰

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        1. John W. Howell's avatar

          It was. Thank you.

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  23. noelleg44's avatar

    Aww, sisterly love. Not sure this is a life skill that Tempeste really needs except to use on Twiggy, but you never know!

    Great fun!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      You never know. Thanks, Noelle.

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  24. Sorryless's avatar

    There are many sacrifices made in the name of sisterhood.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Yes, there sure are. Thank you, Marco.

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      1. Sorryless's avatar

        Hugs to the girls.

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        1. John W. Howell's avatar

          They like that. Hugs back from them. 😊

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  25. Jennie's avatar

    Yes, sisterly love!

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  26. dgkaye's avatar

    The dynamic duo are already expert stalkers – when it comes to delivery men. Lol. 🤣

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      They have their antennae up always. Thanks, Debby. 😀

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      1. dgkaye's avatar

        Yes indeed! 🙂

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  27. kethuprofumo's avatar

    Funny fan at the Resort! Thank you, dear John! Two muses are very inspiring!🌞🍤🍤🍤🍻

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Maria. 🥂🍰

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