Author Archives: John W. Howell

Top Ten Things Not to Do in Your Spouse’s New Car

This post was originally run on May 8th, 2017. I think the advice still holds true. * * * The inspiration for the list was the rotation of an old car for a new car for The Producer. Yes, it was her turn for a new vehicle and brought to mind some of the things […]

Views of the Neighborhood – Potpourri

  Today we are going on a trip to the unusual. Today’s collection is varied and not related to a theme. We are catered by Ezov of Austin. Our entertainment is The Eurythmics. Menu Appetizer Crudo – albacore, pistachio, pomegranate, bay leaf oil Smashed cucumber – smoked labne, nigella, amba, AleppoCampfire Kohlrabi – grilled, braised, […]

Stream of Consciousness Saturday – Prompt – “Acronym”

My blinking SOS with my eyes had no effect on the clerk. WTF went through my brain as the clerk handed me my temporary membership card. Making faces and rolling my eyes did nothing to alert the clerk that my condition was SOL. Jessica grabs my arm and pulls me away from the desk. “Let’s […]

Friday JohnKu – AKA – TGIF – Fri-Yay Good News

Today’s good news story comes from my favorite source, The Good News Network. Dock Worker Brings Stranded Ferry Passengers Home: ‘You’re all staying at my house tonight.’ By Andy Corbley Jul 5, 2023 When vacationers were trapped in a historic Washington town after ferries were canceled due to weather concerns, they feared they might have […]

Thursday – A Little Personal – Twiggy’s New Toy

“So Twiggy. I want you to evaluate two toys and see which one you like the best.” “Yes, it sounds like a good way to select a toy. I’m ready.” “That is a hedgehog toy.” “It does have an animal scent.” “How does it feel?” “The mouthfeel is okay. The stuffing is a little too […]

Tuesday – Anything Possible – Happy Birthday America

From our house to yours, we wish you a Happy Fourth of July and a Happy Birthday to our precious democracy. Play safe, and maybe take a moment to reflect on all the freedoms we have here in the United States. Comments are closed – Enjoy the day  

Top Ten Things Not to Do When Cooking.

    This post ran on May 15, 2017. I think it is still good advice. I hope you enjoy it. * * * The inspiration for this list is the fact that I love to cook. I cook a lot and have made some interesting dishes that didn’t quite make the delicious category. So […]

Views of the Neighborhood – Rockers and Swings

Since this is pre-Fourth of July, The Producer and I thought we might like some Fourth of July decoration photos. Unfortunately, the folks in the neighborhood did not agree since none of the decorations are up. So we had to switch gears and bring you the next best thing. (wait for it) Porch swings and […]

Stream of Consciousness Saturday – Prompt – “Rock.”

  Jessica continues to hold the gun on me. I ask her kindly if she might be willing to aim it at the big guy driving the car. She chuckles and gives me a smile that says, “Fat Chance.” A look out the windshield lets me spot a coffee shop on the next corner. I […]

Friday JohnKu – AKA – TGIF – Fri-Yay – Good News

Today’s good news story comes from the Good News Network. First Recorded Birth of Critically-Endangered Burmese Peacock Turtle Hatchlings By Andy Corbley Jun 29, 2023 This little fellow is the Burmese peacock softshell turtle, and he’s sitting here in the hands of one of the first humans to ever hatch them in captivity. As one […]