Category Ten Things Not to Do
Ten Things Not to Do When You Have House Guests
The inspiration for this list happens every year here at the coast. We naturally get a number of visitors that one would not normally get in the city, and we learned there are a few things not to do while they are in the house. Hope you like it (BTW this list is entirely fictional […]
Top Ten Things Not to Do if You Are Moving
The inspiration for this list is our youngest is moving from an efficiency apartment to a one bedroom. Although her move gave me the idea I’m happy to say she is not guilty of any of the items on this list. Top Ten Things Not to Do if You Are Moving 10 If […]
Top Ten Things Not to do if You Plan to Attend a MLB Game
This list has as inspiration the fact that the Major League Baseball season is underway, and there are things you need to know if you plan to attend a game. Top Ten Things Not to Do if You Plan to Attend an MLB Game. 10 If you plan to attend a game, do not call […]
Top Ten Things Not to do in the Wind
Last weekend we had winds more than eighty miles an hour. Although not a hurricane these are the kinds of winds can cause damage. We did have a piece of siding come off, but little damage otherwise. You can see the strip missing in the photo. This list was inspired by the idea of […]
Top Ten Things Not to do in a Museum
If you are like me, you don’t often go to the museum but when visiting you like to have as little to do with other people as possible. The inspiration for this list is the sometimes annoying behavior of other visitors on these rare visit occasions. I live on an island and have visited the […]
Top Ten Things Not to do on Spring Break
This list is inspired by watching almost every weird occurrence that can transpire in a two-week spring break period. I did a previous post on the subject but decided to take it from the sane adult perspective. After all for every drunken idiot spring breaker antic, there is an equally sober witness to that […]
Top Ten Things Not to Say to Your Household Staff
This list was inspired by taking a moment to walk in the shoes of the one thousand or so Billionaires in this world. I wanted to imagine how hard it would be to stay on the good side of the household staff dedicated to serving the billionaire day in and day out. So come with […]
Top Ten Things You Should Never Say to a Neighbor
The inspiration for this list comes up all the time. I, of course, have had the presence of mind not to say any of these things. Not that I have not wanted to say them, but just never wanted to practice a scorched Earth policy when it comes to people living next door. Top […]
Top Ten Things Not to Talk About When Others Can Hear
This list is inspired by a weekend out-of-town and overhearing some of the darnedest things said by others. Top Ten Things Not to Talk About When Others Can Hear 10. When others can hear you, do not ask your partner if they brought the money. If you do, at best we all know you’re […]
Top Ten Things Not to Do at the Zoo
I know most of the US, and much of the northern hemisphere of the world is in winter conditions and would not think about going to the zoo this time of year. Since I have a deep commitment to providing only the highest quality of information *cough* designed to keep you out of trouble, […]
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