Tag Archives: Ten Things Not to Do
Top Ten New Year Resolutions Not to Make
We have all made resolutions which in hindsight we probably should have left alone. I hope you have tome to go back and make some revisions if one of these is on your list. 10 When making New Year resolutions, do not include a stipulation to lose weight. If you do, at best you’ll miss […]
Merry Christmas Day from Lucy and Bailey
“Hey, Boss. Why do we have to pose here like this?” “It is Christmas, Lucy. We need to send a greeting to our blog friends.” “Okay, but hurry. My neck is getting sore.” “You are supposed to look at me.” “Won’t happen, Boss. You know I’m a dog, right?” “Say, ‘Merry Christmas,’ you two.” “Merry […]
Top Ten Things Not to Do In the Snow in South Texas
The inspiration for this list was a one-inch snowfall on our tropical island in South Texas. The last snow was in 2004 and before that in the 1900’s. As you can imagine residents of this island had no idea what to do with snow. This list is too late for them but may be […]
Top Ten Things Not to Do on a Golf Cart
The golf cart is a primary transportation device here in Port Aransas. The inspiration for this post is watching countless tourists rent a golf cart and then exhibit some unusual behavior which would never be seen otherwise. I hope you enjoy it. Oh and another thing, I am innocent of any of these practices. 10 […]
Top Ten Things Not to Do Playing Board Games
The inspiration for this list is the approaching holidays where families all gather around and play a board game or two. I hope you enjoy the list. 10 If you are playing a board game, do not insist on using the same token as last year. If you d, at best, you will be […]
Top Ten Things Not to Do in an Apartment
The inspiration for this list came as were spending some hurricane evacuation time in an apartment. I hope you enjoy it. 10 If you are in an apartment, do not drop your weights like the bozos at the gym. If you do, at best the manager will visit At worst, that last set of […]
Top Ten Things Not to Do Yourself
The inspiration for this list is a result of thinking of doing home repair projects myself. This list helped me decide otherwise. 10 If your electrical service is out, do not try to diagnose and fix the problem. If you do, at best you’ll melt a screwdriver. At worst, the jolt you receive will clear […]
Top Ten Things Not to Do Before You’ve Had Your Coffee
The inspiration for this list came from the various and sundry things that needed to be done to begin to get back to normal after Hurricane Harvey. I haven’t done any of these, but it was fun pretending and I would certainly have some coffee before trying. 10 If you’ve not had your coffee, […]
Top Ten Things Not to Do If Your Internet and Cell Service are Down
The inspiration for this list came from living without the internet and very spotty cell service for the last two weeks. It took me a while to get used to the fact that I could not do what has become everyday activities with my devices. 10 If your internet and cell service are down, […]
Top Ten Things Not to Do After a Hurricane Hits Your House
10 If a hurricane hits your house, do not start a Go Fund Me campaign. If you do, at best you’ll look like a privateer. At worst, you may not collect anything but some old Chucky Cheese tokens. ( Made you feel better for a day huh, Boewolf?) 9 If a hurricane hits your house, […]
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