Tag Archives: Top Ten Things Not to Do
Top Ten Things Not to Do When Faced With Back to School
The inspiration for this list came from years and years of back to school events. Now that all the kids are no longer in school, I can list out things with a degree of objectivity. 10 If you are faced with back to school, do not buy any clothes without checking with your child […]
Top Ten Things Not to Do Touring Overseas
The inspiration for this list is my current tour of Scotland. I figure I will only have one chance to use this list so I’m going for it. I hope you like it. 10 If you are touring overseas, do not try to plug your phone charger into a socket without an adapter. if […]
Top Ten Things Not to Do on an Overseas Flight
The inspiration for this post is the fact that I am held captive on a flight to the UK. The beautiful part is I will have landed by the time it is published. 10 If you are on an overseas flight, do not wander up and down the aisles like a zombie. If you […]
Top Ten Things Not to Do With a Smartphone
10 If you have a smartphone, do not use it to send a breakup message. If you do, at best the message will fail to deliver. At worst, your message will be received just after the recipient has paid a no return deposit on the condo you were to share. (Talk about awkward, Idiot.) 9 […]
Top Ten things Not to Do on Memorial Day
As you know, I would normally have a Top Ten list which contains tongue in cheek advice on how to behave under certain circumstances. Today I only have one thing on the list that I could repeat ten times (but I won’t). On Memorial Day, do not go through the day without remembering those who gave […]
Top Ten Things Not to do When Cooking
The inspiration for this list is the fact that I love to cook. I cook a lot and have made some interesting dishes that didn’t quite make the delicious category. So I hope you enjoy this batch. Ten Things Not to do When Cooking. 10 If you are cooking, do not think you can […]
Top Ten Things Not to Do in Your Spouse’s New Car
The inspiration for the list was the rotation of an old car for a new car for my wife. Yes, it was her turn for a new vehicle and brought to mind some of the things that I will never even think of doing in it. Top Ten Things Not to Do in Your Spouse’s […]
Top Ten Things Your Mother Told You Not to Do
The inspiration for this list came from observing some weird behavior on the beach and wondering aloud it that person’s mother ever told them not to do what they were doing. The wondering brought up thought on what our mothers told us not to do. I hope you enjoy the list. 10 Your mother told […]
Top Ten Things Not to Expect on an Island
The inspiration for this list came from listening to comments made by some of the over 100,000 visitors to our island over the weekend. If you plan on visiting an island at least you have been warned. 10 On an island, do not expect the internet to work all day. If you do, at […]
Top Ten Things Not to Do In Front of Your Boss
The inspiration for this list came in a discussion with Teagan Geneviene on the ridiculousness of some policies that have been created by bosses. It came to me then to develop a list of things not to let a boss see you do since it could result in a new policy. Top Ten Things Not to Do […]



















